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Existence 00:34 - Jan 30 with 1023 viewsqprxtc

One day, after your existence has become a blob on the skid mark of a big blotto pad from Satans arse,

And XTC were played on Corrie tonight

You will find that it’s all a load of bollocks and a loaf of bread

And you wake to find ,,

That it never ends….
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Existence on 00:45 - Jan 30 with 962 viewsTwoHalves

Is this the Coventry match thread?
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Existence on 06:50 - Jan 30 with 831 viewsSpaceman_P

I wake up with this thought every day. Aside from watching your kids grow sad experience joy and memories with family and friends what the heck is the point of all the rest of it.
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Existence on 07:13 - Jan 30 with 802 viewsdmm

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Existence on 07:15 - Jan 30 with 800 viewsHooping_Mad

Pondered mine in A&E last night, Kidney stones, if you know you know.

Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society
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Existence on 07:34 - Jan 30 with 784 viewsloftus77

Existence on 00:45 - Jan 30 by TwoHalves

Is this the Coventry match thread?


absolutely.
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Existence on 07:52 - Jan 30 with 744 viewsMajorShotKneesHoop

Alfie?

What’s it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What’s it all about- when you work it out, Alfie?
Are you meant to take more than you give?
Or are you meant to throw games away in added time? You DIV!
[Post edited 30 Jan 8:00]
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Existence on 08:03 - Jan 30 with 688 viewsCateLeBonR

Existence on 07:13 - Jan 30 by dmm

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4-2 to Rangers?
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Existence on 08:04 - Jan 30 with 683 viewsMajorShotKneesHoop

Existence on 08:03 - Jan 30 by CateLeBonR

4-2 to Rangers?


I’ll have a pint of what you’re on, Alfie!
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Existence on 08:11 - Jan 30 with 650 viewsnumptydumpty

This could get deep and philosophical !!!

I am therefore i am.

Cant be all it is, otherwise its all rather strange

If you are good, in the next existence on planet zog, QPR have won the Champions League for the tenth season in a row and VAR has been banned as a sadistic satanic ritual !!!

I will consider the meaning of life at 5pm tomorrow. Not sure why that time and day.

It came to me as a vision !!!!!

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Existence on 09:52 - Jan 30 with 536 viewsDannyPaddox



There’s nuts and crisps and there’s c-c-c-cola on tap

Happy Birthday you old Immanuel Kant!
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Existence on 10:00 - Jan 30 with 500 viewsFDC

[Deep inhalation from the bong]

It's all about...

[breathes out huge plumes]

... overcoming the illusion of our atomized separation, man.

And like, really man, when you see it... [crumbles dried mushroom into a rizla]... the self is nothing but an emergent property of narrative. But awareness... [swallows rizla].. awareness is infinite and universal and never dies.

[passes out and identifiably pisses pants]
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Existence on 10:27 - Jan 30 with 440 viewsTheChef

Gawd yeah.

My old mum is nearly 83, she's already sorting papers out etc. for when she "pops her clogs" (her words). And thankfully she's still in pretty good health but I suppose when you reach that age and stage who knows how long you've got?

I'm turning 50 this year but it hasn't really occurred to me I'm halfway gone, if I'm lucky.

Could be gone in a puff of smoke tomorrow. Or maybe later today around 5.55pm. Who knows.

Innit.

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Existence on 10:32 - Jan 30 with 428 viewsHAYESBOY

Are you selling kitchens?

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Existence on 11:02 - Jan 30 with 393 viewsBristolR

Existence on 10:32 - Jan 30 by HAYESBOY

Are you selling kitchens?


Must be

I’m pretty sure Satan’s Arse is the new colourway at B&Q
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Existence on 11:09 - Jan 30 with 374 viewsToast_R

Is this memoirs from Oxford United away?
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Existence on 12:07 - Jan 30 with 276 viewsE17hoop


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Existence on 12:33 - Jan 30 with 224 viewsDannyPaddox

Existence on 12:07 - Jan 30 by E17hoop



I sang this on the way back from the ground to the pub after the Wrexham game
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Existence on 14:20 - Jan 30 with 107 viewsEastR

Existence on 07:15 - Jan 30 by Hooping_Mad

Pondered mine in A&E last night, Kidney stones, if you know you know.


I have felt your pain. Literally

And have it on good authority it's worse than childbirth, a great card to play when the moment is right.

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