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Can only imagine he's left to take another job or been shaggimg the chairman's daughter. Mad decision otherwise.
3 points of third place he must be lined up for something else or he has done something naughty, if not football is officially dead, not even our club would do something that stupid.
Wasn't we linked with him a few weeks back, shame
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Another one gone on 13:54 - Dec 14 with 5074 views
Earlier in the season, before he joined us, Holloway did a series of interviews with Championship managers (Rowett, BenÃtez, Hughton, Jaap Stam). I thought the best one was with Rowett as the pair of them really seemed to be kindred spirits.
Air hostess clique
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Another one gone on 13:56 - Dec 14 with 5057 views
I’m setting-up an Uber style service for football managers with a bit of Linkedin thrown in too. We can’t be far off Managers being hired on match-by-match zero hour contracts and I’m going to milk the situation like a parasitic sh itbag. My plan is to have loads of managers, ex-managers and ex-players on my books, and they spend their days driving round Britain’s road network waiting, cruising about close to clubs’ training grounds. Once a club have decided to sack their manager after four games without a win, they launch the app and they can see who’s near their training ground (Tony Adams — 10 minutes away, Sol Campbell 20 minutes away etc), have a look at their CV, salary demands, references etc, and call one of them in for a cursory interview and appointment. With match-by-match contracts it won’t really matter whether you appoint a few sh it managers now and again, because you can always bin them after a poor result with none of the current compensation obligations. I am gonna clean-up. I’m calling the app Gaffer. If anyone wants to pile in with some capital investment then now is the time to get involved.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Another one gone on 14:40 - Dec 14 with 4856 views
I’m setting-up an Uber style service for football managers with a bit of Linkedin thrown in too. We can’t be far off Managers being hired on match-by-match zero hour contracts and I’m going to milk the situation like a parasitic sh itbag. My plan is to have loads of managers, ex-managers and ex-players on my books, and they spend their days driving round Britain’s road network waiting, cruising about close to clubs’ training grounds. Once a club have decided to sack their manager after four games without a win, they launch the app and they can see who’s near their training ground (Tony Adams — 10 minutes away, Sol Campbell 20 minutes away etc), have a look at their CV, salary demands, references etc, and call one of them in for a cursory interview and appointment. With match-by-match contracts it won’t really matter whether you appoint a few sh it managers now and again, because you can always bin them after a poor result with none of the current compensation obligations. I am gonna clean-up. I’m calling the app Gaffer. If anyone wants to pile in with some capital investment then now is the time to get involved.
Can you travel with Peter Odemwinge in the car with you just in case he fancies a new club?
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Another one gone on 14:46 - Dec 14 with 4816 views
I’m setting-up an Uber style service for football managers with a bit of Linkedin thrown in too. We can’t be far off Managers being hired on match-by-match zero hour contracts and I’m going to milk the situation like a parasitic sh itbag. My plan is to have loads of managers, ex-managers and ex-players on my books, and they spend their days driving round Britain’s road network waiting, cruising about close to clubs’ training grounds. Once a club have decided to sack their manager after four games without a win, they launch the app and they can see who’s near their training ground (Tony Adams — 10 minutes away, Sol Campbell 20 minutes away etc), have a look at their CV, salary demands, references etc, and call one of them in for a cursory interview and appointment. With match-by-match contracts it won’t really matter whether you appoint a few sh it managers now and again, because you can always bin them after a poor result with none of the current compensation obligations. I am gonna clean-up. I’m calling the app Gaffer. If anyone wants to pile in with some capital investment then now is the time to get involved.
Manageroo
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Another one gone on 14:48 - Dec 14 with 4800 views
Can you travel with Peter Odemwinge in the car with you just in case he fancies a new club?
I hadn't thought about players - that's a top idea. You can have 10% of the shares in Gaffer. We'll call the players App, "PlaYA". I don't know why, it just seems a good idea.
Hoping that his availability and proximity to the club will make him an attractive candidate when Arsenal eventually tire of Arsene Wenger, Gaffer client Tony Adams has taken to sleeping in his car, which is permanently parked-up outside Arsenal’s training ground in London Colney.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Another one gone on 15:15 - Dec 14 with 4649 views
I’m setting-up an Uber style service for football managers with a bit of Linkedin thrown in too. We can’t be far off Managers being hired on match-by-match zero hour contracts and I’m going to milk the situation like a parasitic sh itbag. My plan is to have loads of managers, ex-managers and ex-players on my books, and they spend their days driving round Britain’s road network waiting, cruising about close to clubs’ training grounds. Once a club have decided to sack their manager after four games without a win, they launch the app and they can see who’s near their training ground (Tony Adams — 10 minutes away, Sol Campbell 20 minutes away etc), have a look at their CV, salary demands, references etc, and call one of them in for a cursory interview and appointment. With match-by-match contracts it won’t really matter whether you appoint a few sh it managers now and again, because you can always bin them after a poor result with none of the current compensation obligations. I am gonna clean-up. I’m calling the app Gaffer. If anyone wants to pile in with some capital investment then now is the time to get involved.
To late Talk-sport (shite) have that wrapped up already.
Managers should be allocated on a draft lottery system every June, with promotion/relegation in line with previous season's performance and a limited number of positions open for transfer to/from international leagues.
I hadn't thought about players - that's a top idea. You can have 10% of the shares in Gaffer. We'll call the players App, "PlaYA". I don't know why, it just seems a good idea.
Hoping that his availability and proximity to the club will make him an attractive candidate when Arsenal eventually tire of Arsene Wenger, Gaffer client Tony Adams has taken to sleeping in his car, which is permanently parked-up outside Arsenal’s training ground in London Colney.
You can expand your operation to an even bigger market if you're going to truly cater for the modern football fan by adding Chairmen to your services.
Imagine the fee disgruntled fans would be prepared to pay if, having had to suffer a third defeat in a month, rather than having to call 606 and repeat the phrases 'lost the plot', 'open the cheque book' and 'got to go' until quietly faded out by the producer, they can instead sign up to your app and check on the live google map tie-in to see who could helicopter/private jet in quickest out of Rupert Lowe, Alan Sugar or Doug Ellis.
Snapcash?
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Another one gone on 16:07 - Dec 14 with 4459 views
I hadn't thought about players - that's a top idea. You can have 10% of the shares in Gaffer. We'll call the players App, "PlaYA". I don't know why, it just seems a good idea.
Hoping that his availability and proximity to the club will make him an attractive candidate when Arsenal eventually tire of Arsene Wenger, Gaffer client Tony Adams has taken to sleeping in his car, which is permanently parked-up outside Arsenal’s training ground in London Colney.
Great idea, Konk! I'm in.
On Gaffer, you could have "GafferXL", which means a Gaffer travelling around in a people carrier with one or two "top lads" ready to sign immediately. Redknapp with "the boy Crouchie" and Niko in the back seat ready to sign at a moment's notice. That sort of thing.
Costs you more, obviously, but that's the way of the world nowadays.
You could even "link up" your PlaYa app to Gaffer so a manager just signed can then access players in the nearby area for instant transfer market activity.
We can monitor the data and bet on new signings and managerial appointments "in game" as old Ray Whinstone says. We could clean up.
We're effectively digitising the role of the dodgy agent. Our slogan could be "bringing football into the 21st century". "Football for millennials".
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Another one gone on 16:28 - Dec 14 with 4409 views
On Gaffer, you could have "GafferXL", which means a Gaffer travelling around in a people carrier with one or two "top lads" ready to sign immediately. Redknapp with "the boy Crouchie" and Niko in the back seat ready to sign at a moment's notice. That sort of thing.
Costs you more, obviously, but that's the way of the world nowadays.
You could even "link up" your PlaYa app to Gaffer so a manager just signed can then access players in the nearby area for instant transfer market activity.
We can monitor the data and bet on new signings and managerial appointments "in game" as old Ray Whinstone says. We could clean up.
We're effectively digitising the role of the dodgy agent. Our slogan could be "bringing football into the 21st century". "Football for millennials".
Some great ideas there, mate. You can have 10% of the shares too. Football agents are the cabbies of the football industry - there's no room for either in the digital age.
GAFFER update: I’ve registered myself in the Cayman Islands, my Mum’s temporarily relocated to the Best Western at Luxembourg airport and has applied for tax asylum with the Luxembourg authorities, having registered herself as GAFFER International (LUX). My Dad is running GAFFER (UK) from my old bedroom, but all the invoicing will be done from the Best Western. My Dad will transfer the money to my Mum under licence or something, she then transfers it to the secret ownership vehicle we’ve set up in the Caymans. Hopefully this complex web of intra-company transfers will bamboozle and frustrate the revenue. Wealth creation ahoy!
Working on the GAFFER logo and website at the minute, but if everything goes to plan, we should be up and running by the weekend. I’m meeting Tony Adams at South Mimms services in 30 minutes and if we can get him on board, the whole thing will snowball. Buzzing.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Another one gone on 16:31 - Dec 14 with 4395 views
Konk is like Max Bialystock in The Producers - he gives a lot of people 10% of the shares.
I believe in rewarding hard work and innovation. I’m feeling flush so you can have 5% of the stock as a goodwill gesture. There’s a £10 book token for every manager/player you refer to us.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Another one gone on 16:49 - Dec 14 with 4298 views
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