| Census 2021 19:00 - Mar 19 with 4213 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Ok I just completed mine a couple of days early but couldn't be bothered waiting until Sunday.
I would have been included in one but not sure if I've had to complete it before. Is it always like that? I wasn't expecting it to be that in-depth. |  |
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| Census 2021 on 19:13 - Mar 19 with 2748 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Like the government and big business don’t already know everything about us. By the time the 2031 census comes round, the government will just buy the data off Zuck! |  |
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| Census 2021 on 19:14 - Mar 19 with 2735 views | stevec |
Surprised me too.
I suggest only filling in the bits you have to. If in doubt and there’s a section you don’t want to complete, click to next page. Basically, it’ll only send you back if the page is compulsory.
Consequently you can skip through most of it without the authorities compiling info that will bite communities on the arse at a future date. |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 19:15 - Mar 19 with 2739 views | bosh67 |
Are you male?
Are you sure you were born male?
Were you ever not male?
Are you white?
Are you sure?
How many rooms in your home?
What do you do? What did you do?
Were you male at the time of doing it?
Were you male when you counted the rooms in your home?
Are you sure?...
I found it pretty easy. |  |
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| Census 2021 on 19:20 - Mar 19 with 2730 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Census 2021 on 19:15 - Mar 19 by bosh67 |
Are you male?
Are you sure you were born male?
Were you ever not male?
Are you white?
Are you sure?
How many rooms in your home?
What do you do? What did you do?
Were you male at the time of doing it?
Were you male when you counted the rooms in your home?
Are you sure?...
I found it pretty easy. |
Yeh it was all easy. They wanted a lot of work my details, health details and so on. I guess I just wasn't expecting that much. | |
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| Census 2021 on 19:29 - Mar 19 with 2698 views | hantssi |
My mum is 88 and they wanted to know if she was/is looking for work even though I’d already ticked the retired box!
Also, does it matter what her job WAS, she retired nearly 30 years ago!
A lot of really pointless stuff! [Post edited 19 Mar 2021 19:44]
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| Census 2021 on 19:30 - Mar 19 with 2697 views | TacticalR |
How long does it take to fill out? |  |
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| Census 2021 on 19:43 - Mar 19 with 2666 views | hantssi |
| Census 2021 on 19:30 - Mar 19 by TacticalR |
How long does it take to fill out? |
About 10 minutes a person. | | | |
| Census 2021 on 20:09 - Mar 19 with 2586 views | ted_hendrix |
Don't tell em Pike. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Census 2021 on 20:14 - Mar 19 with 2553 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
So you have to fill it in or £1K fine
Says nothing about having to tell the truth/lying
Job title
Nutter
Work
Nutting
and a load of other made up shit |  |
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| Census 2021 on 20:30 - Mar 19 with 2547 views | LimehouseR |
I was upset and offended that my chosen religion, Jedi, was not listed... |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 21:42 - Mar 19 with 2423 views | GloryHunter |
It remains secret (regarding personal names and details) for 100 years. If you've ever investigated your family history, you'll know what a valuable resource the census data is. |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 21:47 - Mar 19 with 2407 views | Boston |
| Census 2021 on 21:42 - Mar 19 by GloryHunter |
It remains secret (regarding personal names and details) for 100 years. If you've ever investigated your family history, you'll know what a valuable resource the census data is. |
Nothing, is secret anymore. | |
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| Census 2021 on 21:52 - Mar 19 with 2388 views | distortR |
| Census 2021 on 21:47 - Mar 19 by Boston |
Nothing, is secret anymore. |
well, something is, obviously. | | | |
| Census 2021 on 21:52 - Mar 19 with 2385 views | GloryHunter |
| Census 2021 on 21:47 - Mar 19 by Boston |
Nothing, is secret anymore. |
Really? OK, try and find out the census details for the people who lived in your house in 1931. | | | |
| Census 2021 on 21:56 - Mar 19 with 2370 views | Boston |
| Census 2021 on 21:52 - Mar 19 by GloryHunter |
Really? OK, try and find out the census details for the people who lived in your house in 1931. |
Built in 1932. | |
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| Census 2021 on 22:02 - Mar 19 with 2357 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Census 2021 on 20:14 - Mar 19 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
So you have to fill it in or £1K fine
Says nothing about having to tell the truth/lying
Job title
Nutter
Work
Nutting
and a load of other made up shit |
Absolute rebel. Like a modern James Dean, only more cool. Fair play, Maverick. Stickin' it to the man big time. Respect. |  |
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| Census 2021 on 22:07 - Mar 19 with 2333 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
The only things they left out were
The size of your nob, if you have or use to have a nob, and if you can still get a hard-on with or without the blue pills. | |
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| Census 2021 on 22:36 - Mar 19 with 2298 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Census 2021 on 20:14 - Mar 19 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
So you have to fill it in or £1K fine
Says nothing about having to tell the truth/lying
Job title
Nutter
Work
Nutting
and a load of other made up shit |
The Census helps decide what level of hospital, education, and service needs you and your area gets.
Presuming you are being serious you are fcking things up for your kids and grandkids. |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 23:05 - Mar 19 with 2250 views | MrSheen |
| Census 2021 on 19:43 - Mar 19 by hantssi |
About 10 minutes a person. |
Plus about ten minutes for household details. |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 07:53 - Mar 20 with 2126 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Census 2021 on 22:36 - Mar 19 by BazzaInTheLoft |
The Census helps decide what level of hospital, education, and service needs you and your area gets.
Presuming you are being serious you are fcking things up for your kids and grandkids. |
And he takes the bait again... | |
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| Census 2021 on 08:03 - Mar 20 with 2125 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Census 2021 on 07:53 - Mar 20 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
And he takes the bait again... |
I’m no match for your wit and cunning. | | | |
| Census 2021 on 08:08 - Mar 20 with 2106 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Census 2021 on 08:03 - Mar 20 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I’m no match for your wit and cunning. |
TRUE  | |
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| Census 2021 on 08:51 - Mar 20 with 2073 views | Gloucs_R |
I'm still a Jedi Master.... |  |
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| Census 2021 on 10:04 - Mar 20 with 2020 views | bollockchops |
| Census 2021 on 20:14 - Mar 19 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
So you have to fill it in or £1K fine
Says nothing about having to tell the truth/lying
Job title
Nutter
Work
Nutting
and a load of other made up shit |
who says £1 k fine cos im defo not filling in mine |  | | |
| Census 2021 on 10:11 - Mar 20 with 1998 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Census 2021 on 10:04 - Mar 20 by bollockchops |
who says £1 k fine cos im defo not filling in mine |
By law, you must complete or be accounted for in the census. if you do not fill it in, If prosecuted, you may have to pay a fine of up to £1,000 plus court costs.
Think it's on the letter as well. | |
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