| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview 11:18 - Apr 4 with 3318 views | Dorse |
Right. You've all read what we did for Steve Bruce's 'Striker'. The Lord saw it, and it was good.
http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/queensparkrangers/forum/152278/creative-wr
This is LFW at it's most LFW. Can we bang together a match preview in the same way? To quote Barry O'Barmer: 'YES! WE! MIGHT!'
You know the drill. Here's one I prepared earlier....
It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:21 - Apr 4 with 3302 views | toboboly |
I am more than happy to contribute the phrase;
"We are absolute $hit"
Please feel free to use freely. |  |
| Sexy Asian dwarves wanted. |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:22 - Apr 4 with 3287 views | WokingR |
And there is plenty of materiel already out there from last weeks 'Clives Favourite Headlines' thread.
I'm also happy to supply the stats for current form.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. [Post edited 4 Apr 2023 11:24]
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:26 - Apr 4 with 3255 views | Dorse |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:22 - Apr 4 by WokingR |
And there is plenty of materiel already out there from last weeks 'Clives Favourite Headlines' thread.
I'm also happy to supply the stats for current form.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. [Post edited 4 Apr 2023 11:24]
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The way that thread ended reminds me of Ron Burgundy's quote: 'That escalated quickly'.
Who knew the barse was such a hot topic?
As you were. | |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:36 - Apr 4 with 3225 views | CateLeBonR |
Team news. Ethan Laird is sidelined with a bruised bum from sitting down too hard. |  | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:37 - Apr 4 with 3221 views | TheChef |
No.
If he wants time off he can wait till 9th May like the rest of us. |  |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 13:49 - Apr 4 with 3042 views | RBlock |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 11:36 - Apr 4 by CateLeBonR |
Team news. Ethan Laird is sidelined with a bruised bum from sitting down too hard. |
Bed sores? |  | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 14:08 - Apr 4 with 3007 views | DWQPR |
The match has the potential to be yet another video nasty starring Ched Evans including some sloppy second(s balls), for his strike partner! |  |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 19:06 - Apr 4 with 2834 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Oh FFS, are you telling me Clive's injured?
Useless overpaid fop, who can bugger off back north with Roberts. |  |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 19:38 - Apr 4 with 2779 views | stevec |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 19:06 - Apr 4 by PlanetHonneywood |
Oh FFS, are you telling me Clive's injured?
Useless overpaid fop, who can bugger off back north with Roberts. |
Yeah, don’t let him slack, before you know it he’ll be down the front of Block F waving his wad at us. |  | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 22:43 - Apr 4 with 2604 views | DWQPR |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 19:38 - Apr 4 by stevec |
Yeah, don’t let him slack, before you know it he’ll be down the front of Block F waving his wad at us. |
And cupping his ear whilst knocking one out over a picture of PBBC. | |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 06:37 - Apr 5 with 2459 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 22:43 - Apr 4 by DWQPR |
And cupping his ear whilst knocking one out over a picture of PBBC. |
To be fair to him, he can also hold the picture at the same time!
No one could ever accuse him of lacking skills. | |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 06:54 - Apr 5 with 2442 views | joe90 |
You must be loyal to the nightmare of your choice. |  | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 06:59 - Apr 5 with 2438 views | Dorse |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 06:54 - Apr 5 by joe90 |
You must be loyal to the nightmare of your choice. |
Ah, I see you've met Mrs Dorse then.*
*The joke was brought to you in association with The 1970s: 'The 1970s: feel the nylon'. | |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 09:29 - Apr 5 with 2344 views | terryb |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 06:59 - Apr 5 by Dorse |
Ah, I see you've met Mrs Dorse then.*
*The joke was brought to you in association with The 1970s: 'The 1970s: feel the nylon'. |
Another Brentford plug! | | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 09:49 - Apr 5 with 2302 views | connell10 |
We will lose because we are shite....end of preview! |  |
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| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 10:03 - Apr 5 with 2287 views | WokingR |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 09:49 - Apr 5 by connell10 |
We will lose because we are shite....end of preview! |
Think Clive could learn a lot from your approach.
Might save him a lot of time in future too. | | | |
| Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview on 13:12 - Apr 5 with 2219 views | enfieldargh |
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