| No excuses 15:46 - May 22 with 3138 views | SonofNorfolt |
Unless you live abroad or are seriously ill there aren't many reasons for non attendance on Saturday.
All my friends are pretty much sorted, and there are plenty of spares floating about. |  | | |  |
| No excuses on 16:09 - May 22 with 2568 views | kensalriser |
What about if you live abroad AND are seriously ill? |  |
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| No excuses on 16:11 - May 22 with 2551 views | TW_R |
| No excuses on 16:09 - May 22 by kensalriser |
What about if you live abroad AND are seriously ill? |
And what about if you seriously live abroad and are just ill? |  | | |
| No excuses on 16:13 - May 22 with 2532 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| No excuses on 16:11 - May 22 by TW_R |
And what about if you seriously live abroad and are just ill? |
What about if you were seriously an ill broad? |  |
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| No excuses on 16:14 - May 22 with 2525 views | gordanoR |
How about your wife expecting twins in a few days, is that alright? |  | | |
| No excuses on 16:16 - May 22 with 2513 views | JAPRANGERS |
What if you live abroad but are seriously not ill?? |  | | |
| No excuses on 16:18 - May 22 with 2502 views | kensalriser |
Important questions, TW.
What other reasons do we think are acceptable? Granny's funeral? What about hating Redknapp? | |
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| No excuses on 16:22 - May 22 with 2484 views | JAPRANGERS |
| No excuses on 16:18 - May 22 by kensalriser |
Important questions, TW.
What other reasons do we think are acceptable? Granny's funeral? What about hating Redknapp? |
I would like to have flown over but when I asked for time off I was told:
AFRIKAANS nee
ALBANIAN jo
ALSATIAN naï
ARABIC laa
ARMENIAN votch
AZERI xeyir
BASQUE ez
BELARUSIAN Ðе (nie)
BENGALI na
BOBO aïlle
BOSNIAN ne
BRETON nann
BULGARIAN né
BURMESE ma hoke phu / hmar te
CATALAN no
CHEROKEE tla / hla
CHINESE pù shi
CORSICAN nò
CZECH ne
CROATIAN ne
DANISH nej
DUTCH nee
ENGLISH no
ESPERANTO ne
ESTONIAN ei
FAROESE nei
FINNISH ei
FRENCH non
FRISIAN nee
FRIULAN no
GALICIAN non
GALLO nanni
GEORGIAN ara
GERMAN nein
GREEK ohi
GUARANÃ nahániri
HAITIAN CREOLE non
HAWAIIAN ʻaole
HEBREW lo
HINDI nahin
HUNGARIAN nem
ICELANDIC nei
IGBO mba
INDONESIAN tidak
ITALIAN no
JAPANESE iié
KABYLIAN ala
KHMER thay
KINYARWANDA oya
KOREAN ahneo
KURDISH no / na
LAO bo
LATIN minime (not at all), non (and repetition of the verb)
LATVIAN nē
LIGURIAN no
LINGALA te
LITHUANIAN ne
LOW SAXON nee
LUXEMBOURGEOIS neen
MACEDONIAN не (ne)
MALAGASY tsia
MALAY tidak
MALTESE le
MAORI kaore
MONGOLIAN ugui (Yгvй)
NORMAN nennin / nenn
NORWEGIAN nei
OCCITAN non
OSSETIAN нæй
PAPIAMENTU no
PERSIAN kheyr / na
POLISH nie
PORTUGUESE não
ROMANI na
ROMANIAN nu
RUSSIAN Ðет (niet)
SARDINIAN no
SCOTTISH GAELIC ag
SERBIAN ne
SHONA aiwa
SINDHI na
SINHALA nae
SLOVAK nie
SLOVENIAN ne
SOBOTA ne
SONINKE aï
SPANISH no
SWAHILI siyo / hapana
SWEDISH nej
TAGALOG hindi (po)
TAHITIAN aita
TAMAZIGHT lla
TAMIL illaï
TATAR yuk
TELUGU kadhu
THAI ไม่ (maï) / ไม่ใช่ (maï chaï)
TURKISH hayir
UDMURT oevoel (with nouns) / ug (with verbs)
UKRAINIAN ÐÑ– (ni)
URDU نهين (nahin)
WALOON ("betchfessîs" spelling) neni
WELSH nage
WEST INDIAN CREOLE awa
WOLOF déedéet
YIDDISH nein
YORUBA rara
ZULU cha | | | |
| No excuses on 16:25 - May 22 with 2458 views | BklynRanger |
It's not where I'm drinking (my sofa), it's what and exactly when.
For the game at Hillsborough I didn't open my first Becks until we went 2 up, which seems quite conservative now. Maybe I was feeling cagey because of the year before?
But I still have some superstition about that. I wouldn't wait till we're two up, not with this team, but I'm not going to start necking them an hour beforehand either. Tricky decision. |  | | |
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| No excuses on 16:25 - May 22 with 2455 views | smegma |
What if you don't support either team ? |  | | |
| No excuses on 16:27 - May 22 with 2436 views | JAPRANGERS |
| No excuses on 16:25 - May 22 by smegma |
What if you don't support either team ? |
what if you support both teams?? | | | |
| No excuses on 16:33 - May 22 with 2409 views | SonofNorfolt |
| No excuses on 16:14 - May 22 by gordanoR |
How about your wife expecting twins in a few days, is that alright? |
Sorry not acceptable.
You used the term ' a few days'.
If it was triplets or quads then perhaps.
Hating Redknapp, no, I can't stand him, but QPR come first.
Jap'R, sayonara was the word you should have used to your employers.
Brookers has failed to mention that he has a pre match ritual of chasing the dragon before most games. | | | |
| No excuses on 16:33 - May 22 with 2403 views | TheBlob |
We'd have to do a 500 mile round trip,no money,and stay with someone we can't stand the sight of.And then their relatives would come for dinner and stare at us unblinking for hours.Lights out at ten and boxing gloves issued. [Post edited 22 May 2014 16:48]
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| No excuses on 16:44 - May 22 with 2357 views | BklynRanger |
Not watching it without a bit of dragon, that's a given. | | | |
| No excuses on 17:32 - May 22 with 2241 views | kensalriser |
| No excuses on 16:13 - May 22 by BrianMcCarthy |
What about if you were seriously an ill broad? |
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| No excuses on 17:43 - May 22 with 2207 views | Northernr |
| No excuses on 16:14 - May 22 by gordanoR |
How about your wife expecting twins in a few days, is that alright? |
Haha my dad wouldn't have stood for that.
I was the miracle baby when I was born, they'd tried for six years with no luck, finally had me, I was in an incubator for the first day or two. Finally, Saturday September 22, 1984, the doctors said they could take me home. That beautiful moment when my mum and dad could finally bring their beloved first born into the family home for the first time had arrived.
Minimum amount of research required to find out why my dad wasn't there. We are bloody lethal when we're 4-0 down at half time aren't we?
Mum took me home in a taxi by herself. I was in a single parent family for the first few months of my life  |  | | |
| No excuses on 17:53 - May 22 with 2175 views | gordanoR |
| No excuses on 17:43 - May 22 by Northernr |
Haha my dad wouldn't have stood for that.
I was the miracle baby when I was born, they'd tried for six years with no luck, finally had me, I was in an incubator for the first day or two. Finally, Saturday September 22, 1984, the doctors said they could take me home. That beautiful moment when my mum and dad could finally bring their beloved first born into the family home for the first time had arrived.
Minimum amount of research required to find out why my dad wasn't there. We are bloody lethal when we're 4-0 down at half time aren't we?
Mum took me home in a taxi by herself. I was in a single parent family for the first few months of my life |
Different story if I lived anywhere near London or had a family/in-laws that gave a fk but alas no.
Anyway I'm more than a bit nobbed off about it all so probably 'bit' in response to no excuses.  | | | |
| No excuses on 18:23 - May 22 with 2116 views | essextaxiboy |
| No excuses on 16:18 - May 22 by kensalriser |
Important questions, TW.
What other reasons do we think are acceptable? Granny's funeral? What about hating Redknapp? |
There would only be Me , Blob , DaveB and JonDoeman there .... |  | | |
| No excuses on 19:17 - May 22 with 2012 views | ted_hendrix |
What if you was a broad bean suffering from Generalised anxiety disorder? |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| No excuses on 19:34 - May 22 with 1966 views | Brightonhoop |
| No excuses on 16:09 - May 22 by kensalriser |
What about if you live abroad AND are seriously ill? |
I'm abroad but not seriously ill, sick and twisted and bitter; check. One of my dogs has got worms but I dont think that counts as a sick note, and the one person to look after them has gone back to the UK for a week. 3000 mile round trip, 2 flat tyres, £600 for a new set of four (new EU law must buy four at a time...ffs) Anyway, every silver lining has a cloud and the one bar in walking distance AND within 300 miles serving Fullers stopped last week...prepped as far as one can be, fridge loaded with Mahou, CHEESE, steak and one very fat cigar. |  | | |
| No excuses on 19:35 - May 22 with 1965 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Sorry. I can't be there. I committed myself to fingering a couple of months ago. That's the way cricket works nowadays. Sorry, I am old school. Give a commitment and stick by it. Sir Alec would understand, even if 'Arry can't fill in a tax form properly.
I am putting the digit up at Fakeham on Saturday, but I will be getting texts at square leg on a regular basis. If Derby score, expect some poor bastard to get a shocking LBW decision, Lee Mason style.
In all serousness, I want QPR to win on Saturday, but there is no comparison today to the feeling there was about QPR in 1967.
Good luck to everyone there, have a great time, but it's just not the same.
BTW, if anyone looking like SWP walks out holding a bat on Saturday, he's toast. [Post edited 22 May 2014 19:38]
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| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| No excuses on 20:42 - May 22 with 1862 views | BromleyHoop |
| No excuses on 18:23 - May 22 by essextaxiboy |
There would only be Me , Blob , DaveB and JonDoeman there .... |
Three out of four of you in the same place at one time is the stuff of feckin' nightmares  |  |
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| No excuses on 21:50 - May 22 with 1776 views | essextaxiboy |
| No excuses on 19:35 - May 22 by ShotKneesHoop |
Sorry. I can't be there. I committed myself to fingering a couple of months ago. That's the way cricket works nowadays. Sorry, I am old school. Give a commitment and stick by it. Sir Alec would understand, even if 'Arry can't fill in a tax form properly.
I am putting the digit up at Fakeham on Saturday, but I will be getting texts at square leg on a regular basis. If Derby score, expect some poor bastard to get a shocking LBW decision, Lee Mason style.
In all serousness, I want QPR to win on Saturday, but there is no comparison today to the feeling there was about QPR in 1967.
Good luck to everyone there, have a great time, but it's just not the same.
BTW, if anyone looking like SWP walks out holding a bat on Saturday, he's toast. [Post edited 22 May 2014 19:38]
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I keep tellin ya . 115 min Swp comes on for Hoillett whos hamstring has snapped .He collects the ball and runs diagonally across the field before
smacking it in the top corner . Later that evening we discover that promotion has triggered an extension to his contract......I have dreamt it ..well the first bit anyway .. | | | |
| No excuses on 21:55 - May 22 with 1749 views | HantsR |
What if you're dead? |  | | |
| No excuses on 22:33 - May 22 with 1680 views | WanderR |
| No excuses on 21:55 - May 22 by HantsR |
What if you're dead? |
That was no excuse in 1967 and it's no excuse now.
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| No excuses on 22:51 - May 22 with 1628 views | DieByYourSide |
Washing my hair. | |
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