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Car Buying advice - Amen 22:48 - Jun 12 with 1822 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

I've been offered a Nissan Note 2006, 1.6l petrol. By a nun.

She's being sent back to Ireland for some reason and was selling the car to someone but it fell through last minute. She's asking for £900 to £1000. I haven't found out yet whether its auto or manual. If it's manual I'm strongly considering making an offer.

19,000 miles apparently. Serviced annually by Nissan. "One or two scratches" but it's local so I can view before buying.

I scrapped my Ford Focus last year and missing it a bit now especially since lockdown. Anyone had any experience with Nissan Note of this age? I always liked the look of them. Would offer a bit under the asking price of course.

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:01 - Jun 12 with 1777 viewsLblock

Mate don’t believe a word she says

The girl has issues

She’s only selling it that cheap for one reason and one reason only


It’s to fund her habit

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:09 - Jun 12 with 1739 viewspaulparker

Did she leave her bible in the glove compartment ?

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:11 - Jun 12 with 1740 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:01 - Jun 12 by Lblock

Mate don’t believe a word she says

The girl has issues

She’s only selling it that cheap for one reason and one reason only


It’s to fund her habit


Thanks for the assistance....but

To be honest - I'm nun the wiser

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:12 - Jun 12 with 1735 viewsMickS

This could be gold, this one.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:28 - Jun 12 with 1708 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:12 - Jun 12 by MickS

This could be gold, this one.


The car is silver apparently

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 with 1701 viewsSonofNorfolt

What are her tits like?
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 with 1702 viewsted_hendrix

Have the car HPI'd in the first instance. (chargeable)
You probably will still be able to have the service history checked at any Nissan dealership this will also give you guidance regarding the validity of the mileage.
14 Year old Nissan Note even with warranted mileage and service history (if it is) is probably worth about £700 at the most, weigh in at £550 and take it from there?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:37 - Jun 12 with 1681 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 by SonofNorfolt

What are her tits like?


All-white i'd imagine
[Post edited 12 Jun 2020 23:37]

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:39 - Jun 12 with 1675 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 by ted_hendrix

Have the car HPI'd in the first instance. (chargeable)
You probably will still be able to have the service history checked at any Nissan dealership this will also give you guidance regarding the validity of the mileage.
14 Year old Nissan Note even with warranted mileage and service history (if it is) is probably worth about £700 at the most, weigh in at £550 and take it from there?


Thanks Ted. Sounds like what I was thinking about doing.

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:45 - Jun 12 with 1657 viewsted_hendrix

This is me doing a test drive this morning in a very nice and desirable 1967 Austin 1100 Countryman around the side streets of sunny Torquay.


My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:52 - Jun 12 with 1634 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:45 - Jun 12 by ted_hendrix

This is me doing a test drive this morning in a very nice and desirable 1967 Austin 1100 Countryman around the side streets of sunny Torquay.



Probably cost an arm and a leg to tax one of those in London these days. Lovely motor!

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 00:19 - Jun 13 with 1594 viewsMickS

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 by SonofNorfolt

What are her tits like?


Datsun another good point.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 00:33 - Jun 13 with 1578 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Car Buying advice - Amen on 00:19 - Jun 13 by MickS

Datsun another good point.


Leaf it out mate!

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 03:06 - Jun 13 with 1528 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:29 - Jun 12 by ted_hendrix

Have the car HPI'd in the first instance. (chargeable)
You probably will still be able to have the service history checked at any Nissan dealership this will also give you guidance regarding the validity of the mileage.
14 Year old Nissan Note even with warranted mileage and service history (if it is) is probably worth about £700 at the most, weigh in at £550 and take it from there?


Worth £700, and she’s looking for up to a grand!

Well she’s no mug, probably in the trade and as for the whole ‘nun moving back to Ireland’ thing; probably her schtik.

I’d also check the number plate with the Police, to see if the car has been used for dogging or other nefarious purposes. They’ll ask you what Order she’s from, because if it’s the Order of the Immaculate Conception: notorious ‘cut and shut’ merchants!

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 06:46 - Jun 13 with 1481 viewsdistortR

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:01 - Jun 12 by Lblock

Mate don’t believe a word she says

The girl has issues

She’s only selling it that cheap for one reason and one reason only


It’s to fund her habit


leavt it out, she's a nun, ffs.

Probably going green and swapping her car for a moped - vespers, i reckon.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 07:08 - Jun 13 with 1461 viewsLblock

Car Buying advice - Amen on 23:45 - Jun 12 by ted_hendrix

This is me doing a test drive this morning in a very nice and desirable 1967 Austin 1100 Countryman around the side streets of sunny Torquay.



Racist!!

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 07:11 - Jun 13 with 1455 viewsLblock

In reality I’d assume she is upgrading herself to a more modern efficient car to better suit her environment

One with a catholic-it-ick converter would be ideal

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 07:56 - Jun 13 with 1432 viewsTomS

A 900 pound Note just doesn't sound right.

It's not convent-ional.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 08:06 - Jun 13 with 1419 viewscolinallcars

I bought a car from an army sergeant. It needed attenshun.

My Dad always said never view a used car when it's raining. Why not I said. Well you get all wet he said.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 08:27 - Jun 13 with 1392 viewslightwaterhoop

1ooo pounds for a 14 year old Nissan is virgin on the ridiculous.
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 09:04 - Jun 13 with 1329 viewsGuppy

All sounds like a Sister Act to me
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 10:44 - Jun 13 with 1222 viewsenfieldargh

Did this nun have Love Hate tattooed on his fingers, smelt of Capstan Full Strength and walk with a limp?

If so I've bought loads of cars of him..I mean her

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Car Buying advice - Amen on 12:21 - Jun 13 with 1174 viewsHantsR

Do you remember the story about the nuns, driving through Transylvania on a dark, stormy night when a vampire appeared on their windscreen. 'Quick, Sister agnes, show it your cross!', ..."ok, GET OFF MY F***ING CAR!"
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Car Buying advice - Amen on 13:55 - Jun 13 with 1128 viewscharmr

God knows what to do
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