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Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme tune when policemen walked around the perimeter. “Here we go here we go here we go” “Roasted peanuts” “You’re going to get you’re fǔcking head kicked in”
I wonder who we'll get in the next round of the cup?
The results as always, read by James Akexander-Gordon....Barclays League Division One: Arsenaaal nilllll, Aston Villa, nilllll (you know, if you know).
'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
well so many grounds have no atmosphere, sit down shut up and over bearing stewards ( how i loathe them) threats of bans were meant to stop violence, not standing etc.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 09:54 - Dec 17 with 2293 views
Chant of Did you come in a taxi? to teams who brought a small number of fans to HQ.
Remember a night game versus Port Vale where they brought so few fans that the whole away end was closed and they plonked those Vale fans that did travel in Ellerslie Road.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:43 - Dec 17 with 2173 views
Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:32 - Dec 17 by BexleyHoop
Chant of Did you come in a taxi? to teams who brought a small number of fans to HQ.
Remember a night game versus Port Vale where they brought so few fans that the whole away end was closed and they plonked those Vale fans that did travel in Ellerslie Road.
I remember it as “ come in a sidecar, you musta come in a sidecar “
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:47 - Dec 17 with 2158 views
Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:00 - Dec 17 by TheChef
Other teams' fans singing You'll Never Walk Alone.
When watching the big match at the weekend of our game against Man City,in our title chase run in 76,at the start of the second half I’m sure I heard our fans singing said song 🤷🏻♂️
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:50 - Dec 17 with 2147 views
I smell a smell… We’re all agreed, (insert player’s name) is magic. Score, score, once you get one you’ll get more… Hit ‘im on the ‘ed with a baseball bat.. Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner. Knees up Mother Brown Harry Roberts… AG, AGR, AGRO… Come on my team!!
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:59 - Dec 17 with 2096 views
'Elton John's a homosexual' (amusing because just a statement of fact)
'With his bag of sweets/and his cheeky little smile/Arsene Wenger is a paedophile' (lower level of veracity, in fact probably slanderous, essentially non-malicious (and therefore humorous), though liable to end in a suspended sentence if you're a tweeting Joey Barton)
'The referee's a w*nker' (cathartically deafening post-match from the away end after, I think, a 0-1 defeat at Craven Cottage with Gerry in charge when Rob Steiner was getting penalised for just about every challenge he made - before being dismissed by Rob Styles for, as Robert Pryce memorably put it in The Guardian, 'a dive so melodramatic you regretted the absence of a mustachioed poisoner with a maniacal laugh')
Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:51 - Dec 17 by flynnbo
I smell a smell… We’re all agreed, (insert player’s name) is magic. Score, score, once you get one you’ll get more… Hit ‘im on the ‘ed with a baseball bat.. Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner. Knees up Mother Brown Harry Roberts… AG, AGR, AGRO… Come on my team!!
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Strange you should mention Harry Roberts as it was announced that he died a few days ago.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 12:01 - Dec 17 with 2010 views
Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 09:38 - Dec 17 by PlanetHonneywood
I wonder who we'll get in the next round of the cup?
The results as always, read by James Akexander-Gordon....Barclays League Division One: Arsenaaal nilllll, Aston Villa, nilllll (you know, if you know).
Other than that time when they were read by Mark E Smith (of The Fall, RiP). A Saturday to savour.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 12:17 - Dec 17 with 1963 views
Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore on 10:59 - Dec 17 by stainrods_elbow
'You've come all this way / And you've lost'
'Elton John's a homosexual' (amusing because just a statement of fact)
'With his bag of sweets/and his cheeky little smile/Arsene Wenger is a paedophile' (lower level of veracity, in fact probably slanderous, essentially non-malicious (and therefore humorous), though liable to end in a suspended sentence if you're a tweeting Joey Barton)
'The referee's a w*nker' (cathartically deafening post-match from the away end after, I think, a 0-1 defeat at Craven Cottage with Gerry in charge when Rob Steiner was getting penalised for just about every challenge he made - before being dismissed by Rob Styles for, as Robert Pryce memorably put it in The Guardian, 'a dive so melodramatic you regretted the absence of a mustachioed poisoner with a maniacal laugh')
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Bag a sweets - I think that was previously Graham Rix (allegedly) who may or may not have been (again, allegedly) !?!
“If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a cow...” Brilliant, I’d forgotten that one. Bravo.