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Barcode match thread 09:32 - Feb 1 with 23182 viewsLblock

I think I only ever started one match thread before and we probably lost that one.....

Anyway.... the starting line up guesses are tough for this one in certain areas - has Ollie blown the dust off Candle Face's "Selection Tombola"???

I go:-
Smithers the Penalty Ninja
RB Perch
CB Ned
CB Lynch
LB Bidwell
RM Pawel
CM Strongman Luongo
DCM Doughty
CM The Paddy Wonderkid
LM Mackie
CF Posh Boy Smithers

With Goss on the bench with Cilla and Ravel and perm anyone else left at the club (do we have anyone left from the Yoot or Reserves????)

Think we'll probably get turned over by 3 or 4 and plenty of people will again point to just how important Saturday's loss to Burton now looks.

But then, there's always that little voice (these days with a country bumpkin accent), in the back of your head, saying "you never know bwoy, the Geordies may take us lightly, have an off day etc".

Good luck to all....buckle up you bitches and get ready for the magical mystery ride.

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Barcode match thread on 09:34 - Feb 1 with 5091 viewsDesertBoot

Hall's injury is a real blow as it's games like this where the switching between defence and midfield was vital.
Newcastle aren't running away with the division as many expected, I can see us nicking a point tonight. 1-1

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Barcode match thread on 09:45 - Feb 1 with 5073 viewsDieByYourSide

Three nil Rangers

Poll: And it's hi ho

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Barcode match thread on 09:48 - Feb 1 with 5070 viewsCamberleyR

Call me a lunatic, I see us winning 2-1. They are far from infallible at home as they've lost four times. Now, where's that darkened room, I need a lie down....

Poll: Which is the worst QPR team?

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Barcode match thread on 09:51 - Feb 1 with 5061 viewslondonscottish

Fc*k it's on TV.

I think I might have to cut off the mains this evening.

3-0 Newscastle.

Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Barcode match thread on 10:00 - Feb 1 with 5033 viewsDieByYourSide

Barcode match thread on 09:45 - Feb 1 by DieByYourSide

Three nil Rangers


Actually f*ck it, 7-1 Rangers meaning we go through on away goals

Poll: And it's hi ho

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Barcode match thread on 11:18 - Feb 1 with 4972 viewsLblock

Liking the positivity but I just cant buy into it.

Big decision now is -- pub or sofa?

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Barcode match thread on 11:25 - Feb 1 with 4955 viewspaulparker

I wouldn't have Doherty near the 1st team especially against the likes of shelvey , Diame & Ritchie

interesting game if we can shut them out for the first 20 mins then anything can happen but if we concede early we may as well call it a night and go to bed

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Barcode match thread on 11:26 - Feb 1 with 4946 viewsPinnerPaul

I'd be happy with anything less than 6, but Newcastle fan I work with is genuinely concerned they are going to blow 2nd, starting tonight!

2-0 Newcastle for me
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Barcode match thread on 11:27 - Feb 1 with 4941 viewsJAPRANGERS

I started the Match Thread for the Burton game and what an horrible experience it was! Last one I'm doing for the next 1000 years or so. Leave it to you brave souls from now on.

Newcastle 5 QPR 0

So an improvement on the last debacle. Getting up at 4.30am to watch. Crazy??
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Barcode match thread on 11:29 - Feb 1 with 4923 viewsDorse

Perhaps we'll see the lesser-spotted two up front?

No idea how this is going to go. I sincerely hope Mackie and Manning get let off the leash.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Barcode match thread on 11:30 - Feb 1 with 4927 viewsBlackandGoldR

Smith ineligible for tonight but can play on Saturday.
Except Connor to start up top. Maybe Mackie as striker with LuaLua keeping his place. Can see Perch filling the Hall role.

If we score first we won't lose
If they score first we will lose 3/4-0
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Barcode match thread on 11:31 - Feb 1 with 4923 viewskingsburyR

It's on the box so (Reading aside) we are going to get pumped.

I cannot see any other result.

Please, please, please please, PLEASE let me be wrong.

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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Barcode match thread on 11:37 - Feb 1 with 4901 viewsSilverfoxqpr

A Rangers / Wham win double is currently 56-1 on Paddy Power!
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Barcode match thread on 11:44 - Feb 1 with 4878 viewskensalriser

I thought we'd stopped using the word Paddy to describe Irish people about 25 years ago.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Barcode match thread on 11:49 - Feb 1 with 4867 viewsLblock

I didn't realise Matty Smith failed to make it across from Eton in time for his signing to eligible for tonight.

Mmmmmmm. Mackie as the striker then maybe and Manning to be buzzing around behind him showing PADDY spirit and possibly Perch to play the Grant Hall role and Furs to keep his spot???

Bare bones!

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Barcode match thread on 13:47 - Feb 1 with 4749 viewsDiscodroids

I remember reading about the Krays who would employ this Circus Performer, Stage name ' A son of a chief from The Gambia', who reportedly has a 13" schlong.Made John Bindons welt look like Tim farrons in a bejam freezer.

Anyway, During an interrogation by the Krays, if no info was forthcoming the unfortunate geezer was put in these wooden stocks with his arse in the air, upon which ronnie hawked up some green flem for lube. If his answers displeased ronnie and reggie , 'The son of a chief' would take centre stage In full tribal Outfit, and thrust in once, twice, three times a lady and leave the geezers guts deposited on the floor.

Job done, They krays then went home and had a cup of tea with their Mum Vi.

I reckon tonight will be more painful.

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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Barcode match thread on 13:52 - Feb 1 with 4745 viewsLongsufferingR

Smithies

Perch Onuoha Lynch Bidwell

Goss

Luongo Manning

Wszolek Washington Lua Lua


Perch red card first half. Penalty after 8 mins saved by Smithies. First goal in a 5-0 gubbing coming on 10 mins.
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Barcode match thread on 13:56 - Feb 1 with 4718 viewslondonscottish

Barcode match thread on 11:18 - Feb 1 by Lblock

Liking the positivity but I just cant buy into it.

Big decision now is -- pub or sofa?


Behind the sofa.

Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Barcode match thread on 13:57 - Feb 1 with 4716 viewsHayesender

Barcode match thread on 11:44 - Feb 1 by kensalriser

I thought we'd stopped using the word Paddy to describe Irish people about 25 years ago.


My Grandad was Irish, and he was called Paddy, do that's me fecked 😉

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Barcode match thread on 13:58 - Feb 1 with 4712 viewsHayesender

Why's everyone saying Perch? Is Furlong the younger out?

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Barcode match thread on 14:04 - Feb 1 with 4696 viewsLongsufferingR

Barcode match thread on 13:58 - Feb 1 by Hayesender

Why's everyone saying Perch? Is Furlong the younger out?


No, but just have a feeling IH will go for the extra experience tonight (not necessarily good experience though).
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Barcode match thread on 14:04 - Feb 1 with 4691 viewsloftus77

Newcastle to win 10-0 on aggregate.
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Barcode match thread on 14:09 - Feb 1 with 4669 viewsPinnerPaul

Barcode match thread on 11:44 - Feb 1 by kensalriser

I thought we'd stopped using the word Paddy to describe Irish people about 25 years ago.


Its an Irish company, based in Dublin, with Irish founders and an Irish CEO.

You might think they might have changed it by now if offended?
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Barcode match thread on 14:42 - Feb 1 with 4620 viewsHarbour

2-1 to the toon better performance but 89th minute winner for the toon regretably....or loads of luck they get a sending off we win it in the 89th minute...probably the former
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Barcode match thread on 14:45 - Feb 1 with 4617 viewspaulparker

Barcode match thread on 14:09 - Feb 1 by PinnerPaul

Its an Irish company, based in Dublin, with Irish founders and an Irish CEO.

You might think they might have changed it by now if offended?


my father in law is called Paddy

we live in an age where someone has to be offended

paddy is no different to being called a taff, a cockney, a jock, or a Geordie

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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