| People you wanna slap 10:12 - Jan 24 with 14158 views | connell10 |
Not through anything they do or say just by the way they look. For me Freddie Mercury just something about his face that was eeewwww!! |  |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| People you wanna slap on 14:21 - Jan 27 with 2084 views | Mick_S |
Shoelaces mate, shoelaces. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| People you wanna slap on 16:44 - Jan 27 with 2025 views | TGRRRSSS |
There's another thread about kindness and being nice on here, and plenty on here posting about this or that person they'd like to slap (and lets face it probably a lot more besides) quite happily posting on here...  |  | | |
| People you wanna slap on 17:06 - Jan 27 with 2002 views | rrrspricey |
Virgil Van Dijk - for the way he sulked and refused to play at Soton
Jordan Henderson - because he's a prick with a very slappable face
Mo Salah - he's a cheating cock
Rees-Mogg - for obvious reasons
Putin, Boris and Trump - as above
Grealish - see Henderson
That twunt Cantwell at Norwich - He wears a fcuking hair band ffs |  | | |
| People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Jan 27 with 1935 views | Loftgirl |
| People you wanna slap on 13:22 - Jan 27 by themodfather |
again james cordern and Elton john would be high on the list, and onob! I mean bono... |
Ah yes. How could I forget Bono, with his stupid yellow glasses and political ramblings? |  | | |
| People you wanna slap on 23:43 - Jan 27 with 1913 views | SimonJames |
I would like to slap whoever it was at Burnley who recalled Nahki Wells. |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 with 1852 views | stevec |
How could I forget...
S***** C*** |  | | |
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| People you wanna slap on 19:54 - Feb 4 with 1720 views | Discodroids |
When Connell first slung this thread up, Outside of whichever Deity Man chooses to believe in, I couldn't think of anyone/Anything i'd like to Dry Slap.
Until i saw Rory Stewart On the custard tonight.
He looks a cad of some note. He should turn up unannounced at Downton Abbey and inform the Lord he's a nephew he hasn't seen since 1876, because he's been away "in the colonies".
Rory would spend a few days ingratiating himself with the family and making coarse, out of wedlock sexual overtures towards the Lords plain daughter with the illegitimate child, before the countess notices he doesn't know what order to use his cutlery in at the dinner table and smells a rat.
The butler would be enlisted to discretely get to the bottom of the whole thing and would end with Rory being confronted with a bag full of stolen silver candlesticks, pocket watches and the nephew's death certificate.
Vindicated, The countess would take the train to London to see him publicly hung because "one must be able to look death in the eye."
thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him. [Post edited 4 Feb 2020 19:56]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| People you wanna slap on 20:55 - Feb 4 with 1644 views | BrianMcCarthy |
"thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him."
Why deny yourself? Do both. |  |
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| People you wanna slap on 21:41 - Feb 4 with 1599 views | Discodroids |
| People you wanna slap on 20:55 - Feb 4 by BrianMcCarthy |
"thinking about it, I don't know whether to slap or kiss him."
Why deny yourself? Do both. |
Too right Bri.
Thanks for your lovely pm's mate....
Was going through some old photo's of my late dads stuff with my sister last weekend, and we came across a xmas photo from '77 when i was 10 and she was 6...
I'm beaming with my village of the damned basin haircut showing off a 'Tommy cooper golf set'....
I Remember The old man East ham Dave trod on it Boxing day bending the framework to fu ck while pissed out of his tree on Double Diamond in his Jack Regan Cuban Loakes. ..
it's been a month since he turned up his toes, and i still go to pick up the phone to ring him and then it kicks in...
I'd like to slap the phone. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Feb 4 with 1539 views | smegma |
THAT woman in the Trivago advert. Talk about a smug smile. |  | | |
| People you wanna slap on 08:54 - Feb 5 with 1445 views | connell10 |
Ali Bongo if he is still alive, hated him when i was a kid! | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| People you wanna slap on 11:56 - Feb 5 with 1340 views | paulparker |
| People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 by stevec |
How could I forget...
S***** C*** |
The only Christian where you want the lions to win |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| People you wanna slap on 12:55 - Feb 5 with 1303 views | w7r |
Noel. Edmonds. |  | | |
| People you wanna slap on 00:05 - Feb 6 with 1144 views | Loftgirl |
| People you wanna slap on 12:55 - Feb 5 by w7r |
Noel. Edmonds. |
Noel Fielding | | | |
| People you wanna slap on 00:27 - Feb 6 with 1140 views | johncharles |
| People you wanna slap on 22:43 - Jan 24 by Loftgirl |
Richard Hammond |
We take turns.
And then Matt Hancock. Another arse licker |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| People you wanna slap on 02:35 - Feb 6 with 1120 views | Northolt_Rs |
| People you wanna slap on 08:33 - Jan 28 by stevec |
How could I forget...
S***** C*** |
Fûck.....He looks like he’s bang on the gear! |  |
| Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR. |
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| People you wanna slap on 05:11 - Feb 6 with 1089 views | Watford_Ranger |
| People you wanna slap on 22:50 - Feb 4 by smegma |
THAT woman in the Trivago advert. Talk about a smug smile. |
Just wouldn’t slap her with a hand. | | | |
| People you wanna slap on 07:03 - Feb 6 with 1042 views | Hooparoo |
Nancy Pelosi. |  |
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