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Dog Sh1t 12:56 - Jan 26 with 2861 viewspaulparker

No not QPR this time
But is it me or where I live has gone back to the 1970s but the amount of dog muck on pavements has gone up tenfold
I was like maradona in 86 the amount of dribbling I did to avoid the stuff on my lunchtime walk to the shops, who are these dirty scabs not picking it up ? They should be made to eat it
Is it just where I live or has anyone else noticed it ?

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Dog Sh1t on 13:08 - Jan 26 with 1888 viewsMrSheen

I've certainly noticed loads of people with tiny puppies recently, but people round here are generally quite good at cleaning up after them. I've never known a street like Coningham Road for dogpoo, both number and size. I'd want to walk in the middle of the road there getting back to the car after dark.
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Dog Sh1t on 13:10 - Jan 26 with 1878 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Neatly teed me up for this, the finest internet content my reptilian brain has ever seen. Stewart Lee eat your heart out.

Sound on:

[Post edited 26 Jan 13:12]
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Dog Sh1t on 13:11 - Jan 26 with 1869 viewsRanger_Things

Loads of clueless new lockdown dog owners. Give it 6 months and animal rescue centres will be totally overwhelmed.
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Dog Sh1t on 13:16 - Jan 26 with 1839 viewsted_hendrix

Nobody has been able to explain white dog poo? it's like a big white powdery thing sitting on the pavement just waiting to explode after some poor bastard has trod on it.

White dusty molecule things..........

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Dog Sh1t on 13:19 - Jan 26 with 1827 viewswestberksr

massive increase in dog ownership during lockdown and lots of people that just don't think the 'pick up' rules apply to them.

just habit for me now, even living in a rural area, but plenty of people just don't bother and it's a disgusting habit
[Post edited 26 Jan 13:20]
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Dog Sh1t on 13:21 - Jan 26 with 1807 viewsPhildo

We have got a local fox who likes to do a turd on our doorstep every now and then - he spreads his favours round the neighbours as well. The smell is rank..
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Dog Sh1t on 13:32 - Jan 26 with 1755 viewsR_from_afar

Horrible stuff, I loathe it and have spent too many hours trying to somehow get it out of the tread of my shoes

Do not read on if you are having your lunch:

I was on a trip to Paris back when I was a student and my mate and I were walking round the sights. He had a very battered and naff sports bag which we were taking it in turns to carry; I had put some of my clutter in it too and we were also photographing it in the foreground of pics of Paris' architectural wonders.

So, sights seen, we were heading to the cinema. At one point, we had to weave between a load of scaffolding poles but eventually we got to the cinema. As we were about to go in, I noticed a large brown smear on the side of my jacket. Cursing the scaffolding poles for having been oily, I went to the tiny gents to wipe it off, only to realise to my horror that it was actually dog toffee

Many paper towels and much wiping later, I emerged from the gents and we racked our brains about where the poo had come from, only to realise that one of us had put the bag down in a nodder

Moral of the story: Careful with that bag, Eugene

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Dog Sh1t on 13:37 - Jan 26 with 1728 viewstimcocking

Dog Sh1t on 13:10 - Jan 26 by BazzaInTheLoft

Neatly teed me up for this, the finest internet content my reptilian brain has ever seen. Stewart Lee eat your heart out.

Sound on:

[Post edited 26 Jan 13:12]


Fair play Bazza, that's a 10 out of 10 clip right there.
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Dog Sh1t on 13:37 - Jan 26 with 1731 viewsjohncharles

Dog Sh1t on 13:16 - Jan 26 by ted_hendrix

Nobody has been able to explain white dog poo? it's like a big white powdery thing sitting on the pavement just waiting to explode after some poor bastard has trod on it.

White dusty molecule things..........


Do you remember when you were a kid white dog poo was the norm. It’s because everyone gave their dogs bones. Bones were thought to be essential to a dog’s diet. They were also cheap. Tinned dog food was a bit of a luxury.
I hope this piece of knowledge has enriched your life experience.
[Post edited 26 Jan 13:39]

Strong and stable my arse.

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Dog Sh1t on 13:39 - Jan 26 with 1715 viewsNov77

Dog Sh1t on 13:32 - Jan 26 by R_from_afar

Horrible stuff, I loathe it and have spent too many hours trying to somehow get it out of the tread of my shoes

Do not read on if you are having your lunch:

I was on a trip to Paris back when I was a student and my mate and I were walking round the sights. He had a very battered and naff sports bag which we were taking it in turns to carry; I had put some of my clutter in it too and we were also photographing it in the foreground of pics of Paris' architectural wonders.

So, sights seen, we were heading to the cinema. At one point, we had to weave between a load of scaffolding poles but eventually we got to the cinema. As we were about to go in, I noticed a large brown smear on the side of my jacket. Cursing the scaffolding poles for having been oily, I went to the tiny gents to wipe it off, only to realise to my horror that it was actually dog toffee

Many paper towels and much wiping later, I emerged from the gents and we racked our brains about where the poo had come from, only to realise that one of us had put the bag down in a nodder

Moral of the story: Careful with that bag, Eugene


Reminds me of this old one....

“I’ve been married for 30 years and my wife still complains every time I use her toothbrush, so if anyone knows another way of getting dog shit out of your trainers?....”

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Dog Sh1t on 13:39 - Jan 26 with 1715 viewsMetallica_Hoop

White dog shit and torn porn scraps in puddles. *sighs wistfully*

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Dog Sh1t on 13:43 - Jan 26 with 1698 viewsKonk

No, it's not just round your way, mate. We have an obscene amount of dog s hit left on the streets round here. Loads of it. I find it bizarre - yeah, my dogs just done a massive sh it right outside someone else's house - I'll just leave it for people to tread in and for other people to clear up. This and tagging are two things that I just can't get my head around. The weirdest thing is the woods near us has loads of dog walkers, a lot of whom put their dog sh it in bags, but then tie the bags to the branches of trees; what the fu ck is that all about?

For about 18 months, there was some obviously massive dog doing massive piles of sh it on the same circuit round our way, and I'm talking a large saucepan's worth of tan-coloured sh it, which is just left in the middle of the pavement every day. My neighbour caught the fu cker the other day - some huge mastiff with a di ckhead owner, who first denied it was his dog's sh it, and then when my mate called him a lying twa t, because he'd seen the dog shitting from his bedroom window, said, oh, yeah, that one was his, I was just on my way home to get a bag, so my neighbour called him a lying twa t again and told him he'd start shi tting in the bloke's front garden if he didn't sort it out. Not seen any of that dog's sh it since, so I'm guessing the bloke has just changed his route. Another neighbour has started circling dog sh it in chalk and leaving messages for the owners - you can tell it's getting to everyone!

Really fu cking winds me up! Tidy-up after your dogs, you dirty cu nts.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Dog Sh1t on 13:48 - Jan 26 with 1680 viewsKonk

Dog Sh1t on 13:21 - Jan 26 by Phildo

We have got a local fox who likes to do a turd on our doorstep every now and then - he spreads his favours round the neighbours as well. The smell is rank..


We used to have a fox that shat on our wheelie bin lid about once every 5-6 weeks. As you say, absolutely honked, and strangely adhesive too. I'm alright with foxes, but they really do need to stop sh itting on bin lids.

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

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Dog Sh1t on 13:49 - Jan 26 with 1664 viewsstevec

I’ll get a dog when they breed one that wipes it’s own arse.
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Dog Sh1t on 13:49 - Jan 26 with 1667 viewsPhilmyRs

Yep, definitely big increase recently. Found myself stepping in a load yesterday. Had to tell some bloke the other day his dog had just deposited in the park could he clean it up, seemed shocked that I asked, then seeing I wasn’t in the best mood - just been turned over by Derby - decided to pick it up. London’s getting more like Paris with every passing day.
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Dog Sh1t on 13:50 - Jan 26 with 1660 viewsLazyFan

Cats who have been neutered are better.
Still have their problems, but easier to look after.

Make sure they go outside and not inside, as not only do they tend to poop in nicer places like leaves and trees away from humans, but they also hunt pandemic disease spreading flying rats known as urban non-racing pidgeons. As well as mice and rats of course. They have even been known to take on urban foxes, snakes and bats. So, they hunt all the vermin for us.

They also eat less than dogs, clean themselves better and despite people saying they howl at night, compared to constant barking dogs this is nothing.

Make sure you get em as kittens and pick em up a lot, and don't overfeed them. Then they will be less psycho and more docile. Get short-haired ones so their hair does not go everywhere.

I would get one myself, but the misses is allergic to the hairs. Which could be a bonus if your family is not, but someone who visits who you don't want to be there is :p

zzzzzzzzzz

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Dog Sh1t on 13:53 - Jan 26 with 1646 viewsted_hendrix

Dog Sh1t on 13:37 - Jan 26 by johncharles

Do you remember when you were a kid white dog poo was the norm. It’s because everyone gave their dogs bones. Bones were thought to be essential to a dog’s diet. They were also cheap. Tinned dog food was a bit of a luxury.
I hope this piece of knowledge has enriched your life experience.
[Post edited 26 Jan 13:39]


That's a good point about the bones I never thought of that!!

We don't have a dog anymore but when we had Albert he was walked daily in the fields in the village where we used to live nine times out of ten we'd pick up his dump but the odd occasion he'd disappear into the corn field or wherever so you wouldn't know where he had a dump.

Those fields had genuine right of way accessible countryside footpaths and it was very rare to find dog poo on those footpaths.

All joking aside it is goddam awful to see dog shite on footpaths nowadays, It's not the poor dogs but the bloody owners.

Filthy bastards.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Dog Sh1t on 13:54 - Jan 26 with 1642 viewsThe_Beast1976

Dog Sh1t on 13:11 - Jan 26 by Ranger_Things

Loads of clueless new lockdown dog owners. Give it 6 months and animal rescue centres will be totally overwhelmed.


Was saying exactly this to Herself the other day. Once people have to start going back to traditional places of work then there'll be rows about who looks after the dog and thousands will end up in rescues unfortunately
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Dog Sh1t on 14:00 - Jan 26 with 1621 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I think we should be allowed to rub the faces of people who don't clean up in their own dog's shit.

I believe it works for puppies.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Dog Sh1t on 14:18 - Jan 26 with 1556 viewsMrSheen

Dog Sh1t on 13:48 - Jan 26 by Konk

We used to have a fox that shat on our wheelie bin lid about once every 5-6 weeks. As you say, absolutely honked, and strangely adhesive too. I'm alright with foxes, but they really do need to stop sh itting on bin lids.


Our local fox used to love a poo on the kids' garden trampoline.
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Dog Sh1t on 14:26 - Jan 26 with 1531 viewsMelakaRanger

My observation also.

Every day we go out for a 45 min walk. Often the same route.

Even though I am in (sleepy) North Devon I would say there is at least a 10 fold increase in dogs mess on the pavements. And like you say it’s almost back to as bad as it was in the 70s and 80s
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Dog Sh1t on 14:36 - Jan 26 with 1477 viewsflynnbo

Can you imagine owning a big fekker like an Irish Wolfhound or a Great Dane! You'd need a bag for life to clean up after that mess and certainly wouldn't be hanging it from a tree like some sort of wind chime.
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Dog Sh1t on 15:40 - Jan 26 with 1403 viewspaulparker

Thank god I’m not the only one

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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Dog Sh1t on 15:44 - Jan 26 with 1386 viewsWesty75

Far too many dogs around these days. Even if the owner cleans up the shit it still means the pavements are completely smeared in the stuff. Bloody horrible.
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Dog Sh1t on 16:04 - Jan 26 with 1339 viewsjohncharles

Dog Sh1t on 14:00 - Jan 26 by Metallica_Hoop

I think we should be allowed to rub the faces of people who don't clean up in their own dog's shit.

I believe it works for puppies.


No, it doesn’t work with puppies but for people definitely a good idea in fact I think it should be law. Policemen should be empowered to do it. ✊

Strong and stable my arse.

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