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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 24624 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 09:03 - Feb 23 with 3307 viewsCamberleyR

Preston timewasting already.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 09:19 - Feb 23 with 3251 viewsenfieldargh

As I understand it, our team is having to change in a port-a-cabin at the far end of Sir Tom Finney Way, following little green arrows we then have to walk 15 minutes to the stadium in through the home end turnstiles up to the back of the stand were more little green arrows requesting us back down and out through to the main entrance , we then have to go upstairs into their trophy room full of prewar silver ware but are instructed to take of our boots, are given a talk on plumbing in the North West of England c 1935 before having to mop te floor from sweaty socks, put boots back on before being shown down some rickety spiral staircase, through the groundsman 's shed and onto the pitch to find Daniel Johnson and the rest of the Knob Ends lying down on the grass smoking ganja listening to Lee Scratch Perry Panic in Babylon at the sight of Geoff Cameron and Stefan Johansson glaring at them



captains fantastic
Poll: tonights result

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 09:37 - Feb 23 with 3213 viewsMick_S

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 09:03 - Feb 23 by CamberleyR

Preston timewasting already.


" Morning lads, pay attention to lesson 1."


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 11:20 - Feb 23 with 3071 viewscolinallcars

I fully expect PNE to adopt a thoroughly Corinthian approach to this match.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 11:52 - Feb 23 with 2995 viewsDorse

Zeno's Arrow Paradox may be applied to how Preston keep getting away with time wasting. If an arrow in flight is observed at any point, it is occupying a single moment: in that single moment, it is not in motion. It follows, therefore, that Preston's time-wasting is in fact the product of our observation of them in a single moment.


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 11:57 - Feb 23 with 2985 viewsheadhoops

Ched Evans and Scott Sinclair up front, what could possibly go wrong?
We know the script, oop North midweek, the obligatory Barkhuizen goal after 25 minutes, following their first attack and shot and then 70+ minutes of sh1thousery. Plus its on Sky.

We do have more about us this season, would take a draw and not rule out a nice little 3-1 win.

Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 12:49 - Feb 23 with 2865 viewsMetallica_Hoop

2-1 Rangers

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:19 - Feb 23 with 2779 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Can we not gather up all that timewasting we have managed over the last three games, double it and then use it after we have gone one nil up just after HT on Wednesday?
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:41 - Feb 23 with 2727 viewsMrSheen

On the subject, a master-class in shithousery from the Guatemalan 3rd division. Yes, he is that sort of player.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/56167027
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:49 - Feb 23 with 2621 viewswood_hoop

If going on recent form, we should be fairly confident of getting a win, but bad runs/good runs often come to a halt with inexplicable reasons.

As long as the 'dark arts' from PNE are kept to a minimum I can't really see anything but at least a point but the three are very much on the cards.

Bookies seem to agree we with me, we are slight favs at 6/4 them 7/4, so if the disciples of 'devil worship' are favouring the saintly hoops I will go with the flow and predict a 2-0 win.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:01 - Feb 23 with 2586 viewsBoston

Preston 1. Rangers 1

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:30 - Feb 23 with 2547 viewsdanehoop

Dorse, that is a great into - elements of Discodroids and Bruceree's work in there as well.

Must confess if we get any points from this picture I'd start to wonder if Warball's has made some kind of compact with the devil after Christmas to get such a run of form going.
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Never knowingly understood

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:38 - Feb 23 with 2529 viewsEsox_Lucius

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 11:52 - Feb 23 by Dorse

Zeno's Arrow Paradox may be applied to how Preston keep getting away with time wasting. If an arrow in flight is observed at any point, it is occupying a single moment: in that single moment, it is not in motion. It follows, therefore, that Preston's time-wasting is in fact the product of our observation of them in a single moment.



Isn't that just a rehash of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?

The grass is always greener.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:02 - Feb 23 with 2486 viewsjohnhoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:38 - Feb 23 by Esox_Lucius

Isn't that just a rehash of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?


At least Ben Pearson, the Goblin king and supreme practitioner of the aforementioned Dark arts is no longer there to torment us.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:01 - Feb 23 with 2413 viewshantssi

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:38 - Feb 23 by Esox_Lucius

Isn't that just a rehash of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?


Or Schrodingers Cat?
Happy with a point.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 08:41 - Feb 24 with 2186 viewsDorse

Preston coaches filmed leading training yesterday



'You, pick up the runner..... Then foul him and theatrically roll on the floor screaming... Yes... yes... The Master approves....'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 08:57 - Feb 24 with 2159 viewsMick_S

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 08:41 - Feb 24 by Dorse

Preston coaches filmed leading training yesterday



'You, pick up the runner..... Then foul him and theatrically roll on the floor screaming... Yes... yes... The Master approves....'



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 10:25 - Feb 24 with 2083 viewsdublinr

It's important we go into tonight's game expecting the worst. I'm going to do my bit by predicting a 4 1 drubbing after a first half red.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 12:43 - Feb 24 with 1997 viewscyprusmel

1-1 Dykes to score, he has to score sometime.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:01 - Feb 24 with 1945 views2Thomas2Bowles

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 12:43 - Feb 24 by cyprusmel

1-1 Dykes to score, he has to score sometime.


Like trying to win the lotto, you know there is little chance but have to be in it to win it

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:18 - Feb 24 with 1909 viewsdenhamhoop2

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 12:43 - Feb 24 by cyprusmel

1-1 Dykes to score, he has to score sometime.


He is actually our top scorer with 5 shows just how weak this division is this season
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:39 - Feb 24 with 1891 viewsrsonist

Lead yourselves not into temptation, we all know how this song goes.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:55 - Feb 24 with 1860 viewsgazza1

We will do well to get anything from the game looking at past experiencing but, you know what, I put nothing past the Rangers at this moment in time.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:58 - Feb 24 with 1846 viewsPinnerPaul

3-0 Rangers

There I've said it now.

If you can't be wildly optimistic after 6/7 when can you?!!!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:59 - Feb 24 with 1839 viewsMick_S

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:58 - Feb 24 by PinnerPaul

3-0 Rangers

There I've said it now.

If you can't be wildly optimistic after 6/7 when can you?!!!


If that comes in I promise to finish decorating the hall, stairs and landing.

I'll take 0-2 then.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
Poll: Should Seann and Katya stay on Strictly Come Dancing?

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