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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 25938 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 with 1385 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes lays it off to Kane, cross cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 with 1377 viewsstrikerace

Preston has about 110% possession
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1313 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Sinclair cross, headed wide. offside anyway.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1299 viewslarsricchi

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 by strikerace

Preston has about 110% possession


I was going to say 90:10, but I am known to be generous.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1295 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 by strikerace

Preston has about 110% possession


50/50 possession.

They have position though.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1266 viewsHunterhoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 by stevec

Need to wake ourselves up a bit


Exactly. Ball, Johansen and Chair are passengers. Ball looks off it tonight.

We need to have some possession.

The Preston defence looks suspect, but they look handy in attack. They’re shake is clever. They’re putting Sinclair and this you don’t ginger lad, both with pace out wide up against Dickie and Barbet.

Our crossing has been utterly woeful so far. Kane 0-5. Wallace 0-1. And that’s not completed crosses; it’s just whether they were even close to completing.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1263 viewsR_from_afar

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 by CLAREMAN1995

Are we doing anything at all up top if they are over running us


Two good chances at least, both for Dykes, one hit hard and on target but saved and the other a disappointing lob over the advancing 'keeper but wide.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1255 viewsToast_R

We're playing shit. Cant string a pass together, giving it away needlessly.

Saying that, could be two up if Dykes could finish.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1242 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Wallace cross. Cleared, Kane lays off, out to Kane again, cross, cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1170 viewsrsonist

We laugh in the face of first halves. Wake us up in 30.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1148 viewsVancouverHoop

Gordon and Potts are the real deal based on this performance.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1148 viewsHunterhoop

Kane needs to wake the hell up. He’s giving it away remarkably regularly.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1146 viewsMrSheen

I now know where to go for Guano Control and Falconry Response.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1120 viewsJigsore

just what has Warbs been putting into Lee Wallace's porridge recently

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 with 1091 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair gets Ball in. Hughes nips in.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 with 1077 viewsBostonR

We are looking lightweight all over the park tonight. If either of those Dykes chances fall to Charlie it’s 1-0.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:19 - Feb 24 with 938 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Ref is whistling concertos in there.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 865 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes flick-on, Austin can't take it. Cleared.

Cunningham cross, Cameron clears.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 864 viewsjoolsyp

I think we struggle more against teams that match us up with 3-4-1-2. Preston finding a lot of space in midfield and down the wings.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 856 viewsR_from_afar

A chance for Rangers to break, our man clearly held, no foul!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 821 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes out to Wallace, Dykes cross, cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 797 viewslarsricchi

Dickie does well, Johansen appreciative after heavy touch
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 774 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Break for them, out to Gordon, excellent defending by Dickie.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:22 - Feb 24 with 739 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair down the left, checks in quickly and fires over off his right.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:22 - Feb 24 with 724 viewsVancouverHoop

Chair tries a low percentage shot. Charlie P.O'd
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