| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34291 views | Dorse |
It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.
What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?
Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 with 1836 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Dykes lays it off to Kane, cross cleared. |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 with 1828 views | strikerace |
Preston has about 110% possession |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1764 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Sinclair cross, headed wide. offside anyway. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1750 views | larsricchi |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 by strikerace |
Preston has about 110% possession |
I was going to say 90:10, but I am known to be generous. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:15 - Feb 24 with 1746 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:14 - Feb 24 by strikerace |
Preston has about 110% possession |
50/50 possession.
They have position though. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1717 views | Hunterhoop |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:05 - Feb 24 by stevec |
Need to wake ourselves up a bit |
Exactly. Ball, Johansen and Chair are passengers. Ball looks off it tonight.
We need to have some possession.
The Preston defence looks suspect, but they look handy in attack. They’re shake is clever. They’re putting Sinclair and this you don’t ginger lad, both with pace out wide up against Dickie and Barbet.
Our crossing has been utterly woeful so far. Kane 0-5. Wallace 0-1. And that’s not completed crosses; it’s just whether they were even close to completing. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1714 views | R_from_afar |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:10 - Feb 24 by CLAREMAN1995 |
Are we doing anything at all up top if they are over running us |
Two good chances at least, both for Dykes, one hit hard and on target but saved and the other a disappointing lob over the advancing 'keeper but wide. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1706 views | Toast_R |
We're playing shit. Cant string a pass together, giving it away needlessly.
Saying that, could be two up if Dykes could finish. |  | | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:16 - Feb 24 with 1693 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Wallace cross. Cleared, Kane lays off, out to Kane again, cross, cleared. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1621 views | rsonist |
We laugh in the face of first halves. Wake us up in 30. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1599 views | VancouverHoop |
Gordon and Potts are the real deal based on this performance. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1599 views | Hunterhoop |
Kane needs to wake the hell up. He’s giving it away remarkably regularly. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1597 views | MrSheen |
I now know where to go for Guano Control and Falconry Response. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:17 - Feb 24 with 1571 views | Jigsore |
just what has Warbs been putting into Lee Wallace's porridge recently |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 with 1542 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Chair gets Ball in. Hughes nips in. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 with 1528 views | BostonR |
We are looking lightweight all over the park tonight. If either of those Dykes chances fall to Charlie it’s 1-0. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:19 - Feb 24 with 1389 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Ref is whistling concertos in there. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 1316 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Dykes flick-on, Austin can't take it. Cleared.
Cunningham cross, Cameron clears. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 1315 views | joolsyp |
I think we struggle more against teams that match us up with 3-4-1-2. Preston finding a lot of space in midfield and down the wings. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:20 - Feb 24 with 1307 views | R_from_afar |
A chance for Rangers to break, our man clearly held, no foul! | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 1272 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Dykes out to Wallace, Dykes cross, cleared. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 1248 views | larsricchi |
Dickie does well, Johansen appreciative after heavy touch | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:21 - Feb 24 with 1225 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Break for them, out to Gordon, excellent defending by Dickie. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:22 - Feb 24 with 1190 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Chair down the left, checks in quickly and fires over off his right. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:22 - Feb 24 with 1175 views | VancouverHoop |
Chair tries a low percentage shot. Charlie P.O'd | | | |
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