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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 25935 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 14:16 - Feb 24 with 1622 viewsDiscodroids

Do not forget your shithousery scriptures LFW, Taken from the thirteenth scroll of Proteus...

"And Warburton did bring Alex Neil and his team of 11 Preston shithouse apostles into the Deepdale Gardenia and chained them to a tree, where ilias chair did make cruel sport of them."  

2-0 R's.
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In 2021 , The Average number of Guardian newspaper links per thread on Loft For Words was nineteen... 19... 19......... nineteen... n-n-n-nineteen... 19.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 14:44 - Feb 24 with 1549 views2Thomas2Bowles

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 14:16 - Feb 24 by Discodroids

Do not forget your shithousery scriptures LFW, Taken from the thirteenth scroll of Proteus...

"And Warburton did bring Alex Neil and his team of 11 Preston shithouse apostles into the Deepdale Gardenia and chained them to a tree, where ilias chair did make cruel sport of them."  

2-0 R's.
[Post edited 24 Feb 14:19]


Crucifixion?
Yes.

Good, door on the left one cross each.
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When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:08 - Feb 24 with 1529 viewsSilverfoxqpr

Hand on heart I dreamt last night we won 5-1. Not only that two of the goals came in injury time. Armed with this foresight I promptly chucked £2.00 quid on it this morning at 200-1. The only issues I have with this is I'm pretty sure we were playing Rotherham not Preston and my success rate with bets this season is akin to my powers of chatting up the ladies at Cinderellas nightclub, Guildford back in 1987.....................useless.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:13 - Feb 24 with 1514 viewsnix

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:59 - Feb 24 by Mick_S

If that comes in I promise to finish decorating the hall, stairs and landing.

I'll take 0-2 then.


That's very nice of you to offer Mick. They could do with a touch up...
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:55 - Feb 24 with 1445 viewsDiscodroids

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:08 - Feb 24 by Silverfoxqpr

Hand on heart I dreamt last night we won 5-1. Not only that two of the goals came in injury time. Armed with this foresight I promptly chucked £2.00 quid on it this morning at 200-1. The only issues I have with this is I'm pretty sure we were playing Rotherham not Preston and my success rate with bets this season is akin to my powers of chatting up the ladies at Cinderellas nightclub, Guildford back in 1987.....................useless.


I've turned my mobile phone on for the first time in six weeks Tone. Gawd bless ya Mate.

In 2021 , The Average number of Guardian newspaper links per thread on Loft For Words was nineteen... 19... 19......... nineteen... n-n-n-nineteen... 19.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:08 - Feb 24 with 1423 viewskensalriser

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 13:18 - Feb 24 by denhamhoop2

He is actually our top scorer with 5 shows just how weak this division is this season


Not really following your logic here, how does that work?

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:22 - Feb 24 with 1405 viewsDavieQPR

Or does the fact that we have 15 different goal scorers this season show we are not reliant one one person.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:28 - Feb 24 with 1402 viewsderbyhoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:08 - Feb 24 by Silverfoxqpr

Hand on heart I dreamt last night we won 5-1. Not only that two of the goals came in injury time. Armed with this foresight I promptly chucked £2.00 quid on it this morning at 200-1. The only issues I have with this is I'm pretty sure we were playing Rotherham not Preston and my success rate with bets this season is akin to my powers of chatting up the ladies at Cinderellas nightclub, Guildford back in 1987.....................useless.


Any betting on football, especially QPR, is a lottery.

Before Christmas, the only safe bet when Rangers were playing was the under 2.5 goals. Even that depended on the opposition we were playing, e.g. Wycombe, Derby. But now they've messed that one up by signing somebody who knows where the goal is,

I've managed to get 8 outcomes right this season - out of 29 predictions.. And there's not too many doing much better.
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:30 - Feb 24 with 1398 viewsMickS

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 15:13 - Feb 24 by nix

That's very nice of you to offer Mick. They could do with a touch up...


Alright - 0-1. Not even for you nix.



Edit: missed the ooooh matron...
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:37 - Feb 24 with 1374 viewslarsricchi

"Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time."

That figure must be rounded down.

0-1 to the Rs
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:39 - Feb 24 with 1363 viewsnix

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:30 - Feb 24 by MickS

Alright - 0-1. Not even for you nix.



Edit: missed the ooooh matron...
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Lol
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:41 - Feb 24 with 1356 viewsjohncharles

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 12:49 - Feb 23 by Metallica_Hoop

2-1 Rangers


I think of nothing else

Strong and stable my arse.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:53 - Feb 24 with 1328 viewsRangersw12

3-1 win

The march to the play offs continue
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 16:55 - Feb 24 with 1313 viewspaulparker

A sh1tty game resulting in a 1-0 win for them

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” (Tony Soprano )

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:08 - Feb 24 with 1291 viewsTGRRRSSS

Heart says 2-0 Rangers

Head says 3-1 PNE
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:13 - Feb 24 with 1280 viewskropotkin41

No idea, but if we do win tonight, something extraordinary is definitely underway!

I am working, btw, so once again I'm hoping that me looking the other way will help us to glory.

Come on U RRRRRs!

‘morbid curiosity about where this is all going’

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:18 - Feb 24 with 1267 viewsDorse

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:08 - Feb 24 by TGRRRSSS

Heart says 2-0 Rangers

Head says 3-1 PNE


Groin says:



I could do that. I just don't feel like it.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:18 - Feb 24 with 1259 viewsTGRRRSSS

Ouch
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 17:36 - Feb 24 with 1217 viewsHarbour

A surprising 0-0
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:25 - Feb 24 with 1120 viewsbosh67

Dykes hat trick! Why not?

Never knowingly right.
Poll: Rename South Africa Road stand the Stan Bowles stand

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:32 - Feb 24 with 1086 viewsRs_Holy

1-1
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:47 - Feb 24 with 970 viewsPinnerPaul

Same team, lets hope for another samey result!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:51 - Feb 24 with 897 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Same subs, bar no Bettache.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 18:52 - Feb 24 with 885 viewsthemodfather

an away draw is always acceptable, a win would be dream time. we are in good form and they are on a losing streak. HOPE is the killer word for r's fans.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 19:10 - Feb 24 with 688 viewskensalriser

I’ve been so hyped up by all the irrational exuberance engendered by this run I’m going to really pissed off if we lose and what’s more I’m going to blame all you lot. Except paulparker, obviously.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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