| Football quotes my late Dad used to say 21:44 - Mar 24 with 2452 views | NoDiddley |
“Couldn’t lace his boots” pertaining to a player who supposedly was the new best thing but would mention another player in the same position
“ Couldn’t trap a bag of cement “ not very skilful!
“ Touch of a rapist” Christ knows where he got that from🤷
“Wouldn’t miss a header in the bath” solid centre half!
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 21:50 - Mar 24 with 1910 views | Esox_Lucius |
Sorry, I didn't know your dad. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 21:55 - Mar 24 with 1884 views | Stanisgod |
Going for an early bath
We need a proper winger
Oi ref, are you blind !
He's got the full back on toast |  |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 21:57 - Mar 24 with 1876 views | colinallcars |
Keep it on the island.
Wave a wallet under 'is nose ( if a player was down injured) |  | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 21:57 - Mar 24 with 1868 views | qpr_1968 |
rip his a*** out. |  |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 21:59 - Mar 24 with 1856 views | HAYESBOY |
He would struggle on the pitches we used to play on. |  |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 22:00 - Mar 24 with 1858 views | connell10 |
Oi you big Minge ....aimed at opposition players , match officials and away fans. |  |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 22:04 - Mar 24 with 1843 views | 222gers |
I remember an evening match in icy conditions, 2 of our defenders crashed into each other.
The wag behind me shouted “ oi, Torvil & Dean, sort it aaahhht” |  | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 22:23 - Mar 24 with 1785 views | numptydumpty |
You're Sh*t, aarhgghh !! - (But, we're worse)
Skin him...
You're going home in a f**king ambulance !! ' (Not particularly pleasant)
It's a game of two halves - (Well what d'ya know)
We're gonna score in a minute !! - (No, we're not)
The Rrr's are going up !! - (Decades ago) [Post edited 24 Mar 23:42]
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 23:00 - Mar 24 with 1724 views | Watford_Ranger |
Stick him in the stand. | | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 23:43 - Mar 24 with 1639 views | numptydumpty |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 23:00 - Mar 24 by Watford_Ranger |
Stick him in the stand. |
Or
Put it in Row Z | |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:21 - Mar 25 with 1589 views | connell10 |
My dad used call players he didn't rate Dasiy....as in Ernie Howe ....Oh there she is Dasiy ...if he really didn't rate a player ie Ron Abbott he changed the name from Dasiy to Fanny. | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:23 - Mar 25 with 1587 views | Northernr |
"Come on, let's go." |  | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:25 - Mar 25 with 1579 views | connell10 |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:23 - Mar 25 by Northernr |
"Come on, let's go." |
As in let's go home ? My old man used to say that a lot . | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:30 - Mar 25 with 1563 views | Northernr |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 00:25 - Mar 25 by connell10 |
As in let's go home ? My old man used to say that a lot . |
About 3 weeks before a stupid away trip.
And about 65 minutes into the game on that stupid away trip. | | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 08:04 - Mar 25 with 1393 views | thehat |
"Get your late tackles in early son"
My late Dad's pre match chat to me before playing Sunday mornings in youth football. I don't think it's one you will find in any FA Coaching Manual but it always brings a smile to my face. | | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 08:12 - Mar 25 with 1367 views | Paddyhoops |
After Chris waddle missed that famous penalty.
My dad quipped “ If there was hair on it , he’d get it in” | | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 08:35 - Mar 25 with 1327 views | Third_Division_South |
“Shovelfoot” when a player blasted it over the bar
“Lino” for a player who’s “always on the floor” | | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 08:40 - Mar 25 with 1313 views | GaryBannister86 |
"You got lead in your boots, son?" - when our lumbering centre forward failed to jump for a header.
Miss my Dad. Miss very much going to games with him. Got an amazing picture of him at the play-off final beaming from ear to ear. Would have been 80 then and it is written all over his face that many decades of following the Rangers was finally worth it. |  | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 13:20 - Mar 25 with 1108 views | HAYESBOY |
My old Granny could of put that away........ | |
| Smells like a trout farm in here |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 13:27 - Mar 25 with 1091 views | GaryHaddock |
'50p head'
for erratic heading of the ball. |  | | |
| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 13:38 - Mar 25 with 1071 views | Boston |
"How much!" | |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 13:46 - Mar 25 with 1059 views | TheChef |
Not so much a quote but a rarely used chant these days, "Get into him, fk him up!!" |  |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 14:14 - Mar 25 with 1011 views | R_from_afar |
Of penalties: "Put it down the middle".
My dad, now no longer with us, God rest his soul, was a goalkeeper who used to take his team's penalties, so he knew what he was talking about, all the more so because he converted all the ones he took  .
He was a -  - Spurs fan, but never tried to discourage me from supporting Rangers and always showed interest in our results. RIP. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 15:34 - Mar 25 with 939 views | Hayesender |
"If they were playing in the garden, I'd shut the curtains" was a favourite of my old man.
I do miss his moaning |  |
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| Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 15:48 - Mar 25 with 908 views | Mick_S |
Regarding England matches: we’re not winning this because the ref is : Italian/Spanish etc. My dad was Greek.
Wing it, get it down the wing. Have to agree with that one. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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