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Miss the 90s and the raves? No longer recognise the players in the England team? Coppers getting younger? Can't hang a wet towel off it anymore? No idea what a 67 is? Too proud to seek therapy?
Get it off your chest here. The worst things about being a middle aged bloke
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 16:23 - Nov 18 with 6308 views
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:18 - Nov 18 with 6079 views
Middle Aged Blokes Club on 16:23 - Nov 18 by BazzaInTheLoft
Sorry to start off with a minging one.
Used to have a party trick where I could piss over a 8ft wall. Now I almost have to wring it out like a dishcloth to empty it properly.
Living next door to you was the worst year of my life. Every weekend, coming out to the garden to shout at you to turn the music down, only to get drenched.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:26 - Nov 18 with 6036 views
Living next door to you was the worst year of my life. Every weekend, coming out to the garden to shout at you to turn the music down, only to get drenched.
Ah, that’s why you did your gardening with a shower cap on.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:27 - Nov 18 with 6030 views
For me it's the fact that I need sleep like never before, but I've never really accepted I'm no longer in my twenties I'm convinced I'd be out raving all weekend if only i had the time and less committments, all despite the fact that I very clearly need to be in bed by 9.30 or else I'm tired tomorrow.
In fact a friend has invited me to Burning Man next year, to DJ on one of those desert float things, and I'm all excited about it whilst my wife rolls her eyes at me hurling myself into what is clearly going to be a sad pitiful death in the desert
Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:07 - Nov 18 by Bluce_Ree
The ear/nose hair explosion.
Owning and having to get fixed a roof.
Chaired a Teams meeting the other day with some top brass from my organisation and realised ten minutes in that I had a massive nose hair tusk poking out like some walrus type thing.
The sun from my office window kept glinting off it.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:33 - Nov 18 with 5991 views
Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:29 - Nov 18 by BazzaInTheLoft
Chaired a Teams meeting the other day with some top brass from my organisation and realised ten minutes in that I had a massive nose hair tusk poking out like some walrus type thing.
The sun from my office window kept glinting off it.
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At least it wasn't a pube.
Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society
You can still play sport, but it takes 3 days recovery. Youngest son is giving up football as knees have gone. He's Only (?) 46.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 17:55 - Nov 18 with 5903 views
football wise, qpr...miss everything before 2014....hate everything since.
middle aged before the op.... so miss all of 60's 70's 80's and 90's.....that includes football, music and every day walk of life, especially the pubs. pie mash dont even taste the same after cookes.
I'm not a hypochondriac by any means, but that little voice in the back of your mind as you get older asking "Should I be drinking that?... should I be eating that?...."
Fcuk. Off. Never even had to think about it 10 or 15 years ago.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:36 - Nov 18 with 5699 views
Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:25 - Nov 18 by BklynRanger
I'm not a hypochondriac by any means, but that little voice in the back of your mind as you get older asking "Should I be drinking that?... should I be eating that?...."
Fcuk. Off. Never even had to think about it 10 or 15 years ago.
Hypochondria’s the one thing I don’t suffer from.
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:39 - Nov 18 with 5691 views
Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:25 - Nov 18 by BklynRanger
I'm not a hypochondriac by any means, but that little voice in the back of your mind as you get older asking "Should I be drinking that?... should I be eating that?...."
Fcuk. Off. Never even had to think about it 10 or 15 years ago.
Yeah, everything’s a ‘health concern’ even though technically there’s nothing wrong with you!
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Middle Aged Blokes Club on 18:48 - Nov 18 with 5617 views
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