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The Dennis Cirkin song 07:40 - Sep 14 with 13725 viewsloftboy

How does that sound to our female fan base?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 07:46 - Sep 14 with 6601 viewsPeterHucker

Why are we singing songs about Posh Spice & Beckham anyway?
About 30 years out of date.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:08 - Sep 14 with 6452 viewsstowmarketrange

Is it any worse than the West London song?
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:13 - Sep 14 with 6417 viewsNorthernr

I couldn't make this out at all on Saturday, dare I ask?
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 with 6326 viewsloftboy

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:13 - Sep 14 by Northernr

I couldn't make this out at all on Saturday, dare I ask?


Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]

Poll: Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:29 - Sep 14 with 6311 viewsnix

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


Is that seriously it?

FFS.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:31 - Sep 14 with 6294 viewsstowmarketrange

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


Yes it is worse.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:37 - Sep 14 with 6256 viewsSpaceman_P

Embarrassing
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:39 - Sep 14 with 6227 viewscolinallcars

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


Aahh….George Gershwin, what a song writer he was.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:41 - Sep 14 with 6221 viewsHayesender

I also couldn't make it out Saturday.

I miss the days of "one (insert player's name) there's only one (insert player's name again)

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:45 - Sep 14 with 6200 viewsNorthernr

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


Fcking hell
1996 called...
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:17 - Sep 14 with 6019 viewscolinallcars

To which tune is this lyrical masterpiece set ?
I think Nessun Dorma would be ideal.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:31 - Sep 14 with 5952 viewsloftboy

The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:17 - Sep 14 by colinallcars

To which tune is this lyrical masterpiece set ?
I think Nessun Dorma would be ideal.


Same tune as magic hat

Poll: Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:31 - Sep 14 with 5951 viewsGaryBannister86

There's many issues with this.

1) Posh spice has been married to David Beckham for a very long time. There is no evidence at all that she is a "slapper".

2) She is married to one of the best-looking and sought-after men in the world, so it appears highly unlikely that her lady bits offer up unpleasant pickle smells, as the aforementioned man is hardly going to be short of better offers if that was the case.

3) With all due respect to Dennis, if you are a middle-aged woman having shenanigans with one of the best-looking men in the world, it seems rather far-fetched that you would be thinking of QPR's left-back.

4) After all, he's not Ronnie Edwards.

5) Most importantly, we should have moved on from crap like this, just like the words to Oh West London should be changed.
[Post edited 14 Sep 9:32]
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:40 - Sep 14 with 5886 viewsWatford_Ranger

I won’t post it here but there is a good clip of Manchester City fans from years ago singing this on a tram if you enjoy that sort of thing.

It’s not a ‘nice’ song and it’s dated but is it really offensive to women? As someone who has yet to be a woman I’m not that qualified to comment.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:47 - Sep 14 with 5861 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Talk about contrived. A word that rhymes with Cirkin !

Reminds me of a limerick I once knew that started

'there once was a lady called Spickers'

One of my mates wouldn't let me recite it. ' You can stop right there' he said, 'no-one has the name Spickers'
[Post edited 14 Sep 14:47]

Poll: Do we need another Eze thread?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:52 - Sep 14 with 5833 viewsSunnyVanGo

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


I quite like gherkins
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:57 - Sep 14 with 5805 viewsrobith

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:58 - Sep 14 with 5803 viewsflynnbo

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:28 - Sep 14 by loftboy

Posh spice is a slapper
Her fanny smells like gherkin
And when she’s shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dennis Cirkin
[Post edited 14 Sep 8:31]


Pathetic, embarrassing and disgusting.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:03 - Sep 14 with 5772 viewsCroydonCaptJack

The Dennis Cirkin song on 09:52 - Sep 14 by SunnyVanGo

I quite like gherkins


Me too, until this morning.

Poll: Do we need another Eze thread?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:15 - Sep 14 with 5725 viewsTheChef

I mean, I'm all in favour of original player chants.

But that is dreadful.

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:21 - Sep 14 with 5684 viewscolinallcars

The Dennis Cirkin song on 08:41 - Sep 14 by Hayesender

I also couldn't make it out Saturday.

I miss the days of "one (insert player's name) there's only one (insert player's name again)


Parkes in goal
Bowles is king
Donny Givens on the wing

And those caissons go rolling along.

Actually we didn't use the last bit.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:30 - Sep 14 with 5643 viewsBklynRanger

Careful now - too much criticism from the old bastard brigade may only encourage, so I think it's unbelievable.

Well done to the entire think tank involved in it's creation.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:37 - Sep 14 with 5588 viewsGaryBannister86

The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:30 - Sep 14 by BklynRanger

Careful now - too much criticism from the old bastard brigade may only encourage, so I think it's unbelievable.

Well done to the entire think tank involved in it's creation.


You will be shocked to hear that it was a Sunderland song.

If they are going to offer mindless offensive drivel, can't they at least come up with mindless offensive drivel of their own? Or at least ask Chat GPT to.
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The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:59 - Sep 14 with 5491 viewsTheChef

The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:37 - Sep 14 by GaryBannister86

You will be shocked to hear that it was a Sunderland song.

If they are going to offer mindless offensive drivel, can't they at least come up with mindless offensive drivel of their own? Or at least ask Chat GPT to.


It's originally a Sunderland chant?

I knew it was too good to be true...

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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The Dennis Cirkin song on 11:06 - Sep 14 with 5467 viewsBklynRanger

The Dennis Cirkin song on 10:37 - Sep 14 by GaryBannister86

You will be shocked to hear that it was a Sunderland song.

If they are going to offer mindless offensive drivel, can't they at least come up with mindless offensive drivel of their own? Or at least ask Chat GPT to.


Mackems you say? The original polymaths.

In that case we'll done to all involved in the painstaking adaptation. Your craftsmanship makes the Bayeux tapestry look like a Greggs wrapper.
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