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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. 15:44 - Apr 14 with 5786 viewsqprxtc

I've been listening to a lot of ex-R Phil recently. And found out a few things.

First thing was, he's not really a c unt. I read his book and thought he came across as a normal human being. Funny, annoying, talented, full of shit, hard working, easily hurt, well intentioned, faintly narcissistic and capable of making wonderful music.

He is that easy target that all the 'cool' crowd like to throw up on, whilst inflicting their own vomit inducing 'art' upon me.

I decided to go on a Phil escapade and bought some second hand CD's (sod streaming) of his solo stuff and post PG Genesis. And it bloody enjoyed it, mostly.

Post 'Duke', Genesis i can do without, likewise post 'No Jacket Required' Phil i don't need.

The bloke isn't a c unt, he's just a talented musician that Paul Morley and Noel gallgher ( proper c unts in my book) hate. That should be enough of a recommendation shirley.

He is a c unt for turning his back on Rangers obvs. innit.

There's no real pointy to this post. As there isn't to life. it just is.

More sherry waiter please.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 15:57 - Apr 14 with 3636 viewsTomS

He wouldn't have been such a commercial success unless lots of people liked and bought his records.

There's no shame in saying you liked his music. It was very good and drags a lot of us back to those carefree days of our youth. We all have Spotify playlists incorporating "guilty pleasures" from that era.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:02 - Apr 14 with 3607 viewsDannyPaddox

A double live aid helicopter-flying ‘another day in paradise’ Tøry-voting cûnt.

I like the odd song though.

n(o)b: an even bigger c u next Tuesday piloted the aforementioned live-aid cûntcopter.
[Post edited 14 Apr 2023 16:11]
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:03 - Apr 14 with 3596 viewsPlanetHonneywood

A mate of mine had an extremely expensive sound system in his car, with the CD box in the boot, wires running through the car to the dashboard.

He gets in to it one morning and after dropping the noisy kids off at school, he thought he'd listen to some music. Only then did he notice thueves had taken the wholevsystem: wires, console, and the CD box, the lot.

So professional was the job, that not only did they not smash or slash anything inside the car or boot, but in perusing which CDs they wanted to take, they decided to take the lot, save Phil Collins' 'No Jacket Required'.
Seemingly, they left it slap bang in the middle of the boot!

Im not condoning theft of this nature, or thievery in general, but you've got to give them some respect for taste.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:07 - Apr 14 with 3563 viewsHAYESBOY

Old Phil stated he would leave the country if Labour got in in 97 as he didn't want to pay a bit more tax.
Quite happy to sing about homeless people but not willing to pay taxes that might help.

Still a c u n t in my book.

Oh and he did bugger off to Switzerland and pay less taxes at the time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32590242

https://expatandoffshore.com/blog/top-ten-tax-exiles

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:20 - Apr 14 with 3472 viewsqprxtc

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:02 - Apr 14 by DannyPaddox

A double live aid helicopter-flying ‘another day in paradise’ Tøry-voting cûnt.

I like the odd song though.

n(o)b: an even bigger c u next Tuesday piloted the aforementioned live-aid cûntcopter.
[Post edited 14 Apr 2023 16:11]


Noel c unty chops Edmonds! Yeah, but i used to love Swap Shop. Maggie Philbin...
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:22 - Apr 14 with 3457 viewsstowmarketrange

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:07 - Apr 14 by HAYESBOY

Old Phil stated he would leave the country if Labour got in in 97 as he didn't want to pay a bit more tax.
Quite happy to sing about homeless people but not willing to pay taxes that might help.

Still a c u n t in my book.

Oh and he did bugger off to Switzerland and pay less taxes at the time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32590242

https://expatandoffshore.com/blog/top-ten-tax-exiles


How much do some people need?One celebrity on that 2nd list had a personal fortune of £500 million and still became a tax exile.
Without meaning to start another 20 page thread,how much of that £500 million could they ever spend,even if their future income is subject to uk tax?
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:26 - Apr 14 with 3434 viewsdmm

So it's been a get off early and straight to the boozer Friday, qprxtc?
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:33 - Apr 14 with 3407 viewsqpr_1968

he even fu--ed off to mexico in buster when the tories were in.

no stopping the man.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:33 - Apr 14 with 3408 viewsqprxtc

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:26 - Apr 14 by dmm

So it's been a get off early and straight to the boozer Friday, qprxtc?


Work from home dmm, this is a never ending lock in….
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:40 - Apr 14 with 3333 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Love Phil Collins, Kate Bush and even Wired For Sound Cliff Richard. Totally uncool, until the younger generation find them and they become Cool again.
Kate Bush is a great example, Running Up Thst Hill was on Stranger Things and my daughter thinks I'm amazing as I listened to her before it was on Netflix. Madonnas Material Girl is another one.

I'm waiting for Live it Up by Mental As Anything to appear on Stranger Things 5!

And I couldn't careless how much money they made, or how much tax they didnt pay. Let's face it, most people would do the same.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:40 - Apr 14 with 3323 viewsDannyPaddox

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:20 - Apr 14 by qprxtc

Noel c unty chops Edmonds! Yeah, but i used to love Swap Shop. Maggie Philbin...




Feed the whirr-lee-bird
Let them know it’s tax-dodging time
[Post edited 14 Apr 2023 16:41]
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:40 - Apr 14 with 3318 viewspaulparker

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a**hole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:42 - Apr 14 with 3309 viewsqprxtc

Just for the f ucking record.

All politics is c unt bollocks.

Left, right, centre. Bollocks to it all.

You live, watch rangers, you die.

Life politics is just making it to the end with some semblance of dignity.

The other politics is other w ankers getting in your way.

Vote. And leave it the f uck alone.

Cobblers.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:43 - Apr 14 with 3300 viewshubble

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:40 - Apr 14 by Wilkinswatercarrier

Love Phil Collins, Kate Bush and even Wired For Sound Cliff Richard. Totally uncool, until the younger generation find them and they become Cool again.
Kate Bush is a great example, Running Up Thst Hill was on Stranger Things and my daughter thinks I'm amazing as I listened to her before it was on Netflix. Madonnas Material Girl is another one.

I'm waiting for Live it Up by Mental As Anything to appear on Stranger Things 5!

And I couldn't careless how much money they made, or how much tax they didnt pay. Let's face it, most people would do the same.


Kate Bush has never been uncool.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:45 - Apr 14 with 3292 viewsrobith

@paulparker - don't want to clog the thread quoting it, but a magnificent post
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:46 - Apr 14 with 3274 viewsQPRSteve

Genesis = pile of shite. Not a touch on Gentle Giant, eh QPRXTC?
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:50 - Apr 14 with 3253 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:03 - Apr 14 by PlanetHonneywood

A mate of mine had an extremely expensive sound system in his car, with the CD box in the boot, wires running through the car to the dashboard.

He gets in to it one morning and after dropping the noisy kids off at school, he thought he'd listen to some music. Only then did he notice thueves had taken the wholevsystem: wires, console, and the CD box, the lot.

So professional was the job, that not only did they not smash or slash anything inside the car or boot, but in perusing which CDs they wanted to take, they decided to take the lot, save Phil Collins' 'No Jacket Required'.
Seemingly, they left it slap bang in the middle of the boot!

Im not condoning theft of this nature, or thievery in general, but you've got to give them some respect for taste.


Uncannily, a similar thing happened to my wife when her car was broken into whilst we were watching David Bowie in Milton Keynes.
The thieves took her bags etc and went through her cassettes (ok it was quite a long time ago!!) and took them all apart from a Wet Wet Wet one.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:53 - Apr 14 with 3236 viewsqprxtc

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:46 - Apr 14 by QPRSteve

Genesis = pile of shite. Not a touch on Gentle Giant, eh QPRXTC?


More of a Caravan man me, Steve.

Like Darren Peacock.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:53 - Apr 14 with 3233 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:43 - Apr 14 by hubble

Kate Bush has never been uncool.


Absolutely. Uber-cool, silvery-voiced, ground breaking and, damn it, cloud-busting too.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:54 - Apr 14 with 3219 viewsCateLeBonR

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:45 - Apr 14 by robith

@paulparker - don't want to clog the thread quoting it, but a magnificent post


If PP wrote that… Then my name is Patrick Bateman ;)
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:55 - Apr 14 with 3206 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:07 - Apr 14 by HAYESBOY

Old Phil stated he would leave the country if Labour got in in 97 as he didn't want to pay a bit more tax.
Quite happy to sing about homeless people but not willing to pay taxes that might help.

Still a c u n t in my book.

Oh and he did bugger off to Switzerland and pay less taxes at the time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-32590242

https://expatandoffshore.com/blog/top-ten-tax-exiles


There's a special place in the Hell of Boundary Park for tax-dodgers like Collins.

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:56 - Apr 14 with 3190 viewsqprxtc

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:53 - Apr 14 by BrianMcCarthy

Absolutely. Uber-cool, silvery-voiced, ground breaking and, damn it, cloud-busting too.


She made some right shite.
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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:57 - Apr 14 with 3181 viewsLazyFan

He is still a great musician.

He claims he has not voted Tory at the time when he admits he did say he would leave the UK if tax increased. He claims his reason for going to Switzerland was due to the woman he loved at the time being there.

This all seems reasonable on the face of it until we remember he claimed to support QPR and then was also seen supporting Spurs on TV simultaneously.

One could allege, that all these statements are excuses. If it is alleged so, then doing a tax runner is not new for rich people, but pretending you are for the poor and then running away from paying your less-than-fair share, is where one could in turn allege that he is, after all, a proper Kuntz for that double hypocrisy alone!

zzzzzzzzzz

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:59 - Apr 14 with 2157 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:43 - Apr 14 by hubble

Kate Bush has never been uncool.


Agree Hubs. She does her own thing and doesn't pander to the market. That in itself is admirable but she has written and sung some wonderful stuff.

I mean..........

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Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 17:09 - Apr 14 with 2112 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Phil Collins not a c unt shock. on 16:56 - Apr 14 by qprxtc

She made some right shite.


Chuckled.

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