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A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for £1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies. Son: Where are you in the photo? Dad: That's me in the corner.
on a hot day, up in the corner of PU, aisle seat, a fan sat and blew on everyone that passed him and took their seat. until someone asked him what he was doing...oh don't worry, i'm a qpr fan.
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