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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays 14:49 - Jul 20 with 4683 viewsNorthernr

Collection of thoughts, musings and beer stories from the pre-season tour...

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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:00 - Jul 20 with 4396 viewsterryb

Thank you Clive.

A very enjoyable "match" report.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:00 - Jul 20 with 4397 viewsPaddyhoops

Listened to the podcasts . Sounded like a great trip .
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:29 - Jul 20 with 4314 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Loved that. Thanks Clive.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:53 - Jul 20 with 4259 viewseastside_r

I enjoy the podcasts but these journalistic ‘considered’ pieces are my favourite.

Jealous that you now have a south-facing garden in your new-ish gaffe (but not if you’re still south of the river!)
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 18:51 - Jul 20 with 4155 viewsNorthernr

Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:53 - Jul 20 by eastside_r

I enjoy the podcasts but these journalistic ‘considered’ pieces are my favourite.

Jealous that you now have a south-facing garden in your new-ish gaffe (but not if you’re still south of the river!)


Deepest darkest south London indeed mate. Simmo’s refusing to visit until he’s had his jabs.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 19:44 - Jul 20 with 4014 viewsted_hendrix

Well me and the Missus arrived at Heathrow's terminal Five at midnight once Instead of Stanstead airport, Is there a worse experience than passing through an airport, am I the only one on the planet who when travelling by air thinks this Is all going to go wrong.
I have a passionate hatred of airports, we went through Birmingham airport very early one morning on our way to Lanzarote, after getting into the departure lounge a member of the staff asked me If I wanted to buy some raffle tickets giving me the chance to win the bright red Ferrari that was on display, no I don't want to win a bright red Ferrari leave me alone you helpless gonk.
For all the Years I was working I couldn't wait until my retirement when me and the Mrs could go travelling, the furthest we've been In the last Five years Is Kent.
I cant deal with the crap of airports anymore and I'm not gonna either.
How about standing In a queue to drop your bags off in sweltering heat In some Greek airport and the Woman at the one and only check In drop off Is emptying her bastard suitcase full of cheap Greek shit ornaments that She's taking home as gifts for her relatives because her suitcase Is to heavy, all the time the flight departure clock Is ticking.

I don't know how you do It.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 19:46 - Jul 20 with 4007 viewsNorthernr

Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 19:44 - Jul 20 by ted_hendrix

Well me and the Missus arrived at Heathrow's terminal Five at midnight once Instead of Stanstead airport, Is there a worse experience than passing through an airport, am I the only one on the planet who when travelling by air thinks this Is all going to go wrong.
I have a passionate hatred of airports, we went through Birmingham airport very early one morning on our way to Lanzarote, after getting into the departure lounge a member of the staff asked me If I wanted to buy some raffle tickets giving me the chance to win the bright red Ferrari that was on display, no I don't want to win a bright red Ferrari leave me alone you helpless gonk.
For all the Years I was working I couldn't wait until my retirement when me and the Mrs could go travelling, the furthest we've been In the last Five years Is Kent.
I cant deal with the crap of airports anymore and I'm not gonna either.
How about standing In a queue to drop your bags off in sweltering heat In some Greek airport and the Woman at the one and only check In drop off Is emptying her bastard suitcase full of cheap Greek shit ornaments that She's taking home as gifts for her relatives because her suitcase Is to heavy, all the time the flight departure clock Is ticking.

I don't know how you do It.


By train, 99% of the time.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 22:02 - Jul 20 with 3750 viewscolinallcars

Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 19:44 - Jul 20 by ted_hendrix

Well me and the Missus arrived at Heathrow's terminal Five at midnight once Instead of Stanstead airport, Is there a worse experience than passing through an airport, am I the only one on the planet who when travelling by air thinks this Is all going to go wrong.
I have a passionate hatred of airports, we went through Birmingham airport very early one morning on our way to Lanzarote, after getting into the departure lounge a member of the staff asked me If I wanted to buy some raffle tickets giving me the chance to win the bright red Ferrari that was on display, no I don't want to win a bright red Ferrari leave me alone you helpless gonk.
For all the Years I was working I couldn't wait until my retirement when me and the Mrs could go travelling, the furthest we've been In the last Five years Is Kent.
I cant deal with the crap of airports anymore and I'm not gonna either.
How about standing In a queue to drop your bags off in sweltering heat In some Greek airport and the Woman at the one and only check In drop off Is emptying her bastard suitcase full of cheap Greek shit ornaments that She's taking home as gifts for her relatives because her suitcase Is to heavy, all the time the flight departure clock Is ticking.

I don't know how you do It.


I'm not keen on flying - it makes your bloody arms tired.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 07:42 - Jul 21 with 3344 viewsTeddRanger

Thanks so much for this Clive.

Not being a fan of podcasts, it is great to have a written “awaydays” again!

And brilliantly written as well.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 07:58 - Jul 21 with 3313 viewsNorthernr

Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 07:42 - Jul 21 by TeddRanger

Thanks so much for this Clive.

Not being a fan of podcasts, it is great to have a written “awaydays” again!

And brilliantly written as well.


Yeh we'll be doing both this season.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 09:53 - Jul 21 with 3119 viewsthehat

Thanks Clive - Great read as always and thank you to you and the team for the Patreon podcast.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 10:27 - Jul 21 with 3057 viewsTheChef

Cheers Clive, lovely stuff.

I really should do a European pre-season at some point.

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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 18:56 - Jul 21 with 2555 viewsAshteadR

Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 17:53 - Jul 20 by eastside_r

I enjoy the podcasts but these journalistic ‘considered’ pieces are my favourite.

Jealous that you now have a south-facing garden in your new-ish gaffe (but not if you’re still south of the river!)


Agreed. The podcasts are very good, but the written away day pieces are classic.

Great work, Clive.
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Ah, Vienna – Awaydays on 11:14 - Jul 22 with 2102 viewsStocktake

Great read. Tomatoes are a barsteward. They say they need lots of water and feed but as you correctly point out, they do better growing wild in the slurry.
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