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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 09:39 - Jul 20 with 3210 views
The first sports billionaire (in value/assets) I believe and yet it's all more, more, more.....
How much is enough? Just fk off to a tropical island and enjoy the lifestyle.
Oh, and take your dopey kids with you.
And his po faced stick Insect of a wife, about as talented as a dead centipede.
Jesus bloody wept all through the world cup there they were In the crowd the pair of them looking like a couple of shop mannequins getting spotted by the camera crew.
You now have to address them as ''Sir'' and ''Lady'' should you have the misfortune of bumping Into them next time your In Halfords or the Chinese take away, fcking ridiculous.
Enough already with these pair of cash slags and their bloody off spring.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Random irritations.. on 15:03 - Jul 22 with 2706 views
Random irritations.. on 09:45 - Jul 22 by ted_hendrix
And his po faced stick Insect of a wife, about as talented as a dead centipede.
Jesus bloody wept all through the world cup there they were In the crowd the pair of them looking like a couple of shop mannequins getting spotted by the camera crew.
You now have to address them as ''Sir'' and ''Lady'' should you have the misfortune of bumping Into them next time your In Halfords or the Chinese take away, fcking ridiculous.
Enough already with these pair of cash slags and their bloody off spring.
So you er, have some minor misgivings about them Ted ?
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Random irritations.. on 11:09 - Jul 23 with 2491 views
Adverts again. Pleeeeeassseee f**k right off with this POONAMI bullshit. I'm just here trying to watch some Taskmaster or whatever and you're going on about torrents of explosive baby shit? Shut the f**k up and deal with it.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 11:35 - Jul 23 with 2438 views
Random irritations.. on 09:45 - Jul 22 by ted_hendrix
And his po faced stick Insect of a wife, about as talented as a dead centipede.
Jesus bloody wept all through the world cup there they were In the crowd the pair of them looking like a couple of shop mannequins getting spotted by the camera crew.
You now have to address them as ''Sir'' and ''Lady'' should you have the misfortune of bumping Into them next time your In Halfords or the Chinese take away, fcking ridiculous.
Enough already with these pair of cash slags and their bloody off spring.
Hey!! I take exception to that!!...... a dead centipede is far more talented.
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Random irritations.. on 14:45 - Jul 23 with 2326 views
The general demise of driving standards, but this infuriates me…approaching a roundabout on a dual carriageway, unless signs suggest otherwise the left lane is for turning left or driving straight on, right hand lane for turning right or turning around said roundabout NOT a fast lane for driving straight on. The amount of times the right hand lane is full of muppets going straight on without realising if they followed the highway code and joined the left lane,traffic would flow faster and we’d all get to where we want to quicker.
Once, I was waiting at a crossroads controlled by traffic lights, in a town in central France. The road at that point was four lanes in each direction and the options at the lights were left, right of straight on. There were vehicles in each lane ahead of me, waiting for the green light.
The green light duly illuminated and...all four vehicles turned left .
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Random irritations.. on 15:20 - Jul 23 with 2223 views
Random irritations.. on 14:58 - Jul 23 by R_from_afar
Once, I was waiting at a crossroads controlled by traffic lights, in a town in central France. The road at that point was four lanes in each direction and the options at the lights were left, right of straight on. There were vehicles in each lane ahead of me, waiting for the green light.
The green light duly illuminated and...all four vehicles turned left .
People who don't indicate on roundabouts when they should or, even worse, people who indicate when they shouldn't.
People who pull away from a green light at a snail's pace as if there's no-one behind you who might also fancy getting through before the lights change.
Suffering since 1978.
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Random irritations.. on 16:09 - Jul 23 with 2181 views
People in petrol stations that have filled up in front of you. The ones, that on returning after a casual saunter around to see if the shop has any raisins in, decide to get back in their car and spend the next 5 minutes sorting their lives out before putting the seatbelt on and then drive away at 1mph.
I wonder what percentage of drivers shouldn’t actually be allowed to drive anywhere around our Islands?
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Random irritations.. on 16:11 - Jul 23 with 2180 views
People in petrol stations that have filled up in front of you. The ones, that on returning after a casual saunter around to see if the shop has any raisins in, decide to get back in their car and spend the next 5 minutes sorting their lives out before putting the seatbelt on and then drive away at 1mph.
I wonder what percentage of drivers shouldn’t actually be allowed to drive anywhere around our Islands?
99.9999999999999%, then I can have the roads to myself. Bliss.
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Random irritations.. on 07:33 - Jul 25 with 1859 views
The new government cabinet who are trying to force net zero on everyone flew from London to Manchester yesterday, why couldn’t they have got the train?
When I read a story on the BBC, they invariably write this: 'the BBC has contacted X for comment.'
Wow, and so effing what? It's part of the job and until X actually comments, telling me you tried to do your job isn't part of the story. Indeed, for all I know, you've not tried hard enough!
When someone dies, and famous people rush to post something on twitter, the news agencies invariably do two things. One, write something like, 'Christopher Biggins led the tributes to the late X...'.
Who decides 'Biggins' should lead the tributes? Maybe the deceased hated the person or, would have preferred someone else. The second thing they do, litter the article with what celebs have posted. Lazy journalism at its finest.
When I read a story on the BBC, they invariably write this: 'the BBC has contacted X for comment.'
Wow, and so effing what? It's part of the job and until X actually comments, telling me you tried to do your job isn't part of the story. Indeed, for all I know, you've not tried hard enough!
When someone dies, and famous people rush to post something on twitter, the news agencies invariably do two things. One, write something like, 'Christopher Biggins led the tributes to the late X...'.
Who decides 'Biggins' should lead the tributes? Maybe the deceased hated the person or, would have preferred someone else. The second thing they do, litter the article with what celebs have posted. Lazy journalism at its finest.
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**When I read a story on the BBC, they invariably write this: 'the BBC has contacted X for comment.'**
Yep a bugbear of mine too, ''everybody stop what your doing we simply must make a comment for the BBC all hail the BBC''
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Random irritations.. on 09:09 - Jul 25 with 1754 views
Random irritations.. on 15:20 - Jul 23 by Superhoop83
People who don't indicate on roundabouts when they should or, even worse, people who indicate when they shouldn't.
People who pull away from a green light at a snail's pace as if there's no-one behind you who might also fancy getting through before the lights change.
My personal favourite is when people indicate AFTER turning.
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Random irritations.. on 09:48 - Jul 25 with 1703 views
When I read a story on the BBC, they invariably write this: 'the BBC has contacted X for comment.'
Wow, and so effing what? It's part of the job and until X actually comments, telling me you tried to do your job isn't part of the story. Indeed, for all I know, you've not tried hard enough!
When someone dies, and famous people rush to post something on twitter, the news agencies invariably do two things. One, write something like, 'Christopher Biggins led the tributes to the late X...'.
Who decides 'Biggins' should lead the tributes? Maybe the deceased hated the person or, would have preferred someone else. The second thing they do, litter the article with what celebs have posted. Lazy journalism at its finest.
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Back in cab-driving days got hailed by two theatrical types outside the House of Commons. One of them said, “Will you wait here, driver? Biggins will be joining us shortly” (the unspoken assumption being that I would immediately know who ‘Biggins’ is and therefore be so impressed that I would be happy to risk incurring a PCN by waiting for more than two minutes on a Red Route).
Anyway, ‘Biggins’ eventually clambered into the back of the cab and we were on our way.
Thirty seconds later a mobile phone went off. It was Channel 5 offering ‘Biggins’ £75 to say a ‘few words’ about the actor Leslie Phillips, whose death had been announced earlier that day.
‘Biggins’ immediately accepted the offer but then went into a panic because he realised he barely knew the ex-Carry On star, having met him briefly on only one or two occasions.
I couldn’t help overhearing the frantic discussion coming from the back of the cab where the three of them were desperately trying to recall Leslie’s various catchphrases.
In the end, I decided to intervene, suggesting that the two most popular ones were probably ‘Ding Dong’ and ‘Well, hell-oooh’. ‘Biggins’ expressed his gratitude and went on to pay his ‘tribute’ in a suitably polished and professional way, finishing the cab journey £75 richer than when he’d started.
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Random irritations.. on 12:53 - Jul 25 with 1563 views
Random irritations.. on 10:42 - Jul 25 by TwoHalves
Back in cab-driving days got hailed by two theatrical types outside the House of Commons. One of them said, “Will you wait here, driver? Biggins will be joining us shortly” (the unspoken assumption being that I would immediately know who ‘Biggins’ is and therefore be so impressed that I would be happy to risk incurring a PCN by waiting for more than two minutes on a Red Route).
Anyway, ‘Biggins’ eventually clambered into the back of the cab and we were on our way.
Thirty seconds later a mobile phone went off. It was Channel 5 offering ‘Biggins’ £75 to say a ‘few words’ about the actor Leslie Phillips, whose death had been announced earlier that day.
‘Biggins’ immediately accepted the offer but then went into a panic because he realised he barely knew the ex-Carry On star, having met him briefly on only one or two occasions.
I couldn’t help overhearing the frantic discussion coming from the back of the cab where the three of them were desperately trying to recall Leslie’s various catchphrases.
In the end, I decided to intervene, suggesting that the two most popular ones were probably ‘Ding Dong’ and ‘Well, hell-oooh’. ‘Biggins’ expressed his gratitude and went on to pay his ‘tribute’ in a suitably polished and professional way, finishing the cab journey £75 richer than when he’d started.
Outstanding post!
Biggins has absolutely rinsed it down the years, and good luck to him. Done eff all since 'Porridge', surviving on his groundbreaking portrayals of 'Widow Tvvanky' and any crap TV show that starts with the word, 'Celebrity'.
I know it was only £75. However, for what, five minutes work. So if we extrapolate that into say, a 35 hour working week, that's an annual salary of £1.638m per annum!
Biggins has absolutely rinsed it down the years, and good luck to him. Done eff all since 'Porridge', surviving on his groundbreaking portrayals of 'Widow Tvvanky' and any crap TV show that starts with the word, 'Celebrity'.
I know it was only £75. However, for what, five minutes work. So if we extrapolate that into say, a 35 hour working week, that's an annual salary of £1.638m per annum!
Farcical nature of it all!
Credit to Biggins for one thing, 51 years on he’s one of three (out of five) surviving emperors from I, Claudius. Chuck in Livia and Sejanus.
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Random irritations.. on 13:35 - Jul 25 with 1480 views
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