| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1372992 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:19 - Oct 31 with 445 views | Boston |
Sitting in the pub the other night when the bloke next to me says " cor, look at that bird over there, bloody gorgeous''.
"Think she's a looker squire, you should see my missus"
"oh yeah, stunner is she?"
"Nah mate, she's an optician". | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:38 - Oct 31 with 415 views | colinallcars |
My great, great grandad, back when they had horse and carriages saw a bloke shovelling horseshit into a sack.
He said “wotcha gonna do with that mate ?”
The bloke said “I put it on me vegetables”
Grandad said “blimey, we 'ave gravy on ours” |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:21 - Nov 6 with 0 views | colinallcars |
I had a weird dream last night.
Thor, the Norse God of Thunder was riding through the valley bareback on his steed, shouting:
I am Thor! I am Thor!
I said well get yourself a thaddle, you thilly thod. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:44 - Nov 7 with 0 views | OxfordHoops |
My grandson has been learning Spanish, but can’t even say thank you.
I thought, that’s poor for four! | | | |
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