| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1329106 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 02:13 - Jun 6 with 5916 views | Boston |
How much does FIFA charge a small middle eastern country to host a World Cup?
Qatar of a trillion. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:43 - Jun 19 with 5415 views | Boston |
What shoes do amphibians prefer? - Open toad.
Preferred footwear of reptiles - Crocs
And of course, politicians love flip flops. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:52 - Jul 16 with 4961 views | Boston |
I enjoyed hearing all the National Anthems at the World Cup.
I'm a big fan of country music. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:34 - Jul 17 with 4717 views | johann28 |
On my way to work this morning I helped a fairy get up after she'd fallen over. 'That was kind of you', she said, 'in return, I'll grant you a wish - anything you like'.
'ok', I said, 'I wish to live forever '.
'ah', she says. 'I'm afraid that is the one wish I cannot grant.'
'mmm' I replied. 'ok then, I wish to die when England win the world cup'.
'you crafty bastard' says the fairy. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:18 - Jul 17 with 4678 views | Boston |
Always a lover of the equine world, I decided to go into business breeding stallions.
A complete mare from start to finish. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:35 - Jul 30 with 4334 views | Lblock |
Never did find out why MI5 sacked me as an Interrogation Officer…..
I didn’t like to ask….. |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 01:29 - Jul 31 with 4228 views | Boston |
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers..yes, five pints please. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 02:04 - Aug 2 with 3959 views | Boston |
I've just experienced explosive diarrhea...runs in the family apparently. [Post edited 2 Aug 16:19]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:51 - Aug 2 with 3789 views | derbyhoop |
What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat?
Claude. |  |
| "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:03 - Aug 2 with 3577 views | Boston |
Remember girls, if you're going out with football player with a view to a happy marriage, you'll probably fail.
Only one in eleven is a keeper. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:49 - Aug 4 with 3284 views | Lblock |
My grandson is four years old.
He doesn’t know how to say please in Spanish
That’s poor favor innit? | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:13 - Aug 7 with 2843 views | Boston |
I had a crappy circumcision done when I was a kid.
Total rip off. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:17 - Aug 7 with 2840 views | Boston |
What do you get when you cross human DNA with sheep DNA?
Escorted out of the petting zoo. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:33 - Aug 8 with 2635 views | Lblock |
Gutted!
I’ve just been dropped from the UK Yo-Yo team.
Coach said my form is too inconsistent……. I’m a bit up and down apparently | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 00:42 - Aug 18 with 2243 views | CateLeBonR |
Did you read about the mummy they just found in Egypt?
Apparently it’s covered in nuts and chocolate.
They think it might be Pharoah Rochet. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:38 - Aug 21 with 1847 views | willesdenr |
A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russel Crowe movie.
Gladiator?
No I really miss her. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:42 - Aug 21 with 1841 views | willesdenr |
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, “does this taste funny to you?” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:40 - Aug 25 with 1509 views | goodlife |
Police are investigating the disappearance of a woman at the Helsinki airport. She disappeared into Finnair. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:09 - Sep 11 with 1024 views | Boston |
What's the only thing divorce proves?
Mother was right. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 08:54 - Oct 7 with 324 views | johann28 |
I've just been told that the clocks go back in October. Well that's me well and truly fkd - I can't remember where I bought mine [Post edited 7 Oct 8:56]
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