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Overrated food. 21:20 - Jul 12 with 12719 viewsMick_S

Booooooooo to last night. Anyway,

This has probably been done before, but, by jingo, there is some muck out there.

I’m going in with baked beans - same old gear in the same old 57 my arse varieties in a tin.

Pony.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Overrated food. on 12:48 - Jul 13 with 1924 viewsrsonist

Overrated food. on 10:09 - Jul 13 by Konk

Yeah, bottomless, but how much pop does a person need to drink? My eldest brother loves Nando's and always goes, "But it's bottomless Fanta!" like he's eight or something.

I'm gonna stick McDonalds in here, too. You can feel yourself dying as you eat it and the fries are rubbish. For some weird reason, I always succumb to it at Schiphol airport - and only Schiphol airport - and about four mouthfuls in, I begin to hate myself for giving in.

One of the most depressing events in my life is my wife craving a McDonalds when we got back to Stansted after a holiday in Italy, where we'd had mainly amazing meals, and sitting eating McDonalds in our car, in the McDonalds car park, about a mile from the airport. Every other car in a horseshoe shape, had people sat doing the same; often on their own. No-one looked happy - just staring into space and stuffing their faces with sh it. It would have made a great Martin Parr photo. It made me want to cry.


Stick to the filet-o-fish if you have to go there is my advice. I hear they're not allowed to leave things lying around as long these days either so they'll be the one item on the menu that's better for it.

McD's an easy and worthy target but all its rivals - including/especially the fake artisan burger chains - seem worse now somehow.
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Overrated food. on 13:00 - Jul 13 with 1908 viewsMick_S

Overrated food. on 12:10 - Jul 13 by BrianMcCarthy

I got one of the daily recipes off Eurosport's Tour de France coverage last Friday.
It called for 'Pain aux Céréales'.

I went to the 'Artisan Bread Counter' in my local Dunnes Stores. Calling it 'Artisan' allows them to charge twice the price but you still get served by the two grumpy oul wans from DinnerLadies.

"YA???" (This means 'Hello, how can I help you?")
"Hi, have you "Pain aux Céréales, please?"
"WHA???"
"Pain aux Cér...."
"WHA'S THA, LIKE?"
"It's French, I think"
"BUH WHA ISIH, LIKE"
"Well, I was hoping you'd know"
"NEVAH HEARD OF IH"
"I think it means "Cereal Bread"
"SHU ALL BREAH HAS CEREAL IN IH!!!"

"You're right. You've been a great help".


Brian, go to Dunnes in Coleraine, they are very pleasant in there.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Overrated food. on 14:01 - Jul 13 with 1851 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

I do not subscribe to the view that it's underrated, but German flatmates used to wonder what all the fuss over roast dinner was about as I filled my hungover face every Sunday.
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Overrated food. on 14:04 - Jul 13 with 1810 viewsSheffieldHoop

Overrated food. on 12:48 - Jul 13 by rsonist

Stick to the filet-o-fish if you have to go there is my advice. I hear they're not allowed to leave things lying around as long these days either so they'll be the one item on the menu that's better for it.

McD's an easy and worthy target but all its rivals - including/especially the fake artisan burger chains - seem worse now somehow.


Five Guys is Mcdonalds on steroids
22 pounds for your children's meal please sir
Oh and a drink will be an extra 2.30

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Overrated food. on 14:05 - Jul 13 with 1841 viewsMyke

Overrated food. on 13:00 - Jul 13 by Mick_S

Brian, go to Dunnes in Coleraine, they are very pleasant in there.


I suspect you could not travel much further than West Cork to Coleraine and still remain on the island of Ireland!
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Overrated food. on 14:09 - Jul 13 with 1834 viewsrsonist

Overrated food. on 14:01 - Jul 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

I do not subscribe to the view that it's underrated, but German flatmates used to wonder what all the fuss over roast dinner was about as I filled my hungover face every Sunday.


Pie and mash, fry-ups, Sunday roasts are all beautiful things when made at home that are served as insulting slop commercially 9 times out of 10. No dignity to the culture.
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Overrated food. on 14:22 - Jul 13 with 1809 viewsMick_S

Overrated food. on 14:09 - Jul 13 by rsonist

Pie and mash, fry-ups, Sunday roasts are all beautiful things when made at home that are served as insulting slop commercially 9 times out of 10. No dignity to the culture.


I reckon it’s quite difficult to get a really decent Sunday roast. Avoid any menu that charges 18 for two slices of beef and a plate of veg. No £ sign does my nut in.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Overrated food. on 14:29 - Jul 13 with 1793 viewsslmrstid

Overrated food. on 14:04 - Jul 13 by SheffieldHoop

Five Guys is Mcdonalds on steroids
22 pounds for your children's meal please sir
Oh and a drink will be an extra 2.30


Given this an upvote.

I actually really like their burgers, but you pay restaurant prices for a McDonalds setting and thats where it is a massive letdown.
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Overrated food. on 14:38 - Jul 13 with 1767 viewsKonk

Overrated food. on 14:22 - Jul 13 by Mick_S

I reckon it’s quite difficult to get a really decent Sunday roast. Avoid any menu that charges 18 for two slices of beef and a plate of veg. No £ sign does my nut in.


We gave up on going out for a roast in London, because so many were bang average and £15+ a go. Very happy to say that in Bristol, pre-pandemic you paid anywhere from £10-£14, and the worst has been a 7/10. Happy days.

Brian - given that Coleraine is a bit of a schlep for you from Cork, you are very welcome to join our Saturday morning bread club. Us and three of our neighbours take it in turns to do a bread run to Mark's Bread, which is an excellent bakers, which does every fancy loaf you could wish for (although Mark himself, has just retired). A large 7 seeded loaf for me and my wife, with a baguette for my son (although I nick half of it when no-one's looking). It's so good, that my son refers to all baguettes, wherever they're from, as 'Mark's Bread' rather than a "French stick" which is what my Mum and Dad insist on persisting with. One slice of the 7 seeds and you're full. Great stuff.

As a rule of thumb, you need to have delivered the bread by 09:30, but that's no hardship. It's a 2-3 minute walk from Ashton Gate. Often 20-30 people in front of you in the queue if you leave it too late, though. Let me know if you want to get involved.

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Overrated food. on 14:41 - Jul 13 with 1748 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Bread.

Bread is a massively overrated food.

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Overrated food. on 14:46 - Jul 13 with 1737 viewsKonk

Overrated food. on 14:41 - Jul 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

Bread.

Bread is a massively overrated food.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:42]


FU CK-OFF!

Unless you're talking about Mighty-White 50/50 or wholemeal bread, then you are just plain wrong. I grew-up on Sunblest Medium White Sliced, and that is totally sh it, but even that is great for toast in a sort of holiday-camp-breakfast-buffet way.

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Overrated food. on 14:52 - Jul 13 with 1719 viewsMrSheen

I could happily live in a German bakery.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:55]
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Overrated food. on 14:53 - Jul 13 with 1717 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Overrated food. on 14:46 - Jul 13 by Konk

FU CK-OFF!

Unless you're talking about Mighty-White 50/50 or wholemeal bread, then you are just plain wrong. I grew-up on Sunblest Medium White Sliced, and that is totally sh it, but even that is great for toast in a sort of holiday-camp-breakfast-buffet way.


HAHA It's fcking dampened then re heated dust no matter how good that Happy Shopper loaf tastes around a few rashers.

Not even allowed to feed it to ducks anymore.

It's a Establishment trick to keep our kids stunted enough to fit up chimneys.
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Overrated food. on 14:55 - Jul 13 with 1708 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Overrated food. on 14:52 - Jul 13 by MrSheen

I could happily live in a German bakery.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:55]


I got nicked in a German bakery once for handling Stollen goods.
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Overrated food. on 15:08 - Jul 13 with 1681 viewsMick_S

Overrated food. on 14:55 - Jul 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

I got nicked in a German bakery once for handling Stollen goods.


Wurst joke of the day

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Overrated food. on 15:19 - Jul 13 with 1659 viewsBoston

Overrated food. on 10:23 - Jul 13 by Metallica_Hoop

Houmous.

Tasteless, uninspiring paste. Popular in Shoreditch which also puts me off it.

Pie N mash is about decent liquor and the moistness of the mash. (which I've just decided is a great name for a cover band).

I agree on Nando's it tastes ok but it's over priced and I can buy my own sauce and smother a KFC with it which I don't buy anyway but could if I wanted too. Infact I find chicken the shittest of meats.


He did the mash, he did the monster mash…

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Overrated food. on 15:25 - Jul 13 with 1631 viewsBoston

Overrated food. on 14:46 - Jul 13 by Konk

FU CK-OFF!

Unless you're talking about Mighty-White 50/50 or wholemeal bread, then you are just plain wrong. I grew-up on Sunblest Medium White Sliced, and that is totally sh it, but even that is great for toast in a sort of holiday-camp-breakfast-buffet way.


I prefer toast made from a sliced white. It gets just the right crisp / crunch for my taste buds.
But, it’s probably 18 months since I enjoyed the delicacy. Anyone every use a nice cheapo, poor quality slice, toast her up, spread a little ketchup on it and a sprinkle of oregano? Voila…Wembley pizza!

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Overrated food. on 15:49 - Jul 13 with 1604 viewswillis1980

Overrated food. on 14:52 - Jul 13 by MrSheen

I could happily live in a German bakery.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:55]


having grown up on the above, imagine how deflated I feel stood outside a greggs or manuels bakery!
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Overrated food. on 16:18 - Jul 13 with 1560 viewsLeedsR

Overrated food. on 14:52 - Jul 13 by MrSheen

I could happily live in a German bakery.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:55]


Absolutely this. The fresh sandwiches they do in those places make me wonder how on earth the likes of Subway even has a foothold in the German market. I digress.

Costa, Starbucks all cr@p coffee that just tastes of lukewarm soil water sold at rip-off prices. The Mrs loves Costa and their sandwiches and cakes, but they really are the lamest of efforts for the stupidest of prices. I’d rather have a McDonalds coffee, as at least I don’t feel cheated. (Although in complete agreement with Konk, eating a McDonald’s, except for the double sausage and egg McMuffin, is an admission of giving up.)

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Overrated food. on 16:23 - Jul 13 with 1554 viewsMick_S

Overrated food. on 16:18 - Jul 13 by LeedsR

Absolutely this. The fresh sandwiches they do in those places make me wonder how on earth the likes of Subway even has a foothold in the German market. I digress.

Costa, Starbucks all cr@p coffee that just tastes of lukewarm soil water sold at rip-off prices. The Mrs loves Costa and their sandwiches and cakes, but they really are the lamest of efforts for the stupidest of prices. I’d rather have a McDonalds coffee, as at least I don’t feel cheated. (Although in complete agreement with Konk, eating a McDonald’s, except for the double sausage and egg McMuffin, is an admission of giving up.)

My contribution - Pizza Express. What’s all that about? (Just don’t ask Prince Andrew!)


We get our pizzas from local Italian restaurants these days - took far too long for us to work that one out.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Overrated food. on 17:59 - Jul 13 with 1495 viewsHamptonR

Overrated food. on 09:35 - Jul 13 by Mick_S

Nando’s on the bbq is bloody ace. By the way, was the Fanta bottomless?

That chicken in the restaurant cooks far too quickly for my liking. I also object strongly to paying for my food before I’ve eaten it.
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I don't know what Nando's is like post lockdown but pre lockdown, my one and only visit, meant me getting my drink, me getting my weapons, me getting my condiments and paying for it all up front.
Then when the food is delivered I get asked, "Is there anything I can get you"

Yeah all of this would of been nice!
[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 18:02]
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Overrated food. on 20:50 - Jul 13 with 1396 viewsTacticalR

Overrated food. on 21:58 - Jul 12 by BrianMcCarthy

Fish and chips. Tasteless stodgy cardboard.


That's why I like plaice. It doesn't taste of anything.

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Overrated food. on 21:25 - Jul 13 with 1367 viewsCiderwithRsie

Overrated food. on 10:37 - Jul 13 by Stanisgod

Hot Curry, any peppers, chillis or anything that burns your mouth out, how is that enjoyable?
Workmate came in the other morning and said he had a really hot chilli and it really burnt his mouth, sounds lovely!


Yeah, I do think that approach is for people who don't actually like the taste of curry
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Overrated food. on 22:07 - Jul 13 with 1334 viewsdmm

Overrated food. on 10:37 - Jul 13 by Stanisgod

Hot Curry, any peppers, chillis or anything that burns your mouth out, how is that enjoyable?
Workmate came in the other morning and said he had a really hot chilli and it really burnt his mouth, sounds lovely!


It does seem strange but hot and spicy food can promote the release of endorphins, the body's natural painkillers, which also create a sense of pleasure or wellbeing. That's why people can crave the kick of chilli.
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Overrated food. on 08:44 - Jul 14 with 1676 viewsR_from_afar

Overrated food. on 14:52 - Jul 13 by MrSheen

I could happily live in a German bakery.

[Post edited 13 Jul 2021 14:55]


My wife and I went to Le Manoir as a special treat and the home made bread rolls were incredible. I could've just pigged out on those then gone straight to dessert, they were lush.

Re sliced bread, try the Aldi ancient grains loaf, that is excellent.

I think hotdogs should go on the overrated list. Unless you douse them in ketchup and mustard, they are pretty dull. I'd eat them in a survival situation, of course

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