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They came to play - Report 17:42 - Sep 22 with 2386 viewsNorthernr

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They came to play - Report on 18:03 - Sep 22 with 2256 viewsdaveB

outstanding
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They came to play - Report on 18:12 - Sep 22 with 2210 viewsVancouverHoop

So sorry I missed this, but your, lower-body, replay was excellent compensation. Many thanks.
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They came to play - Report on 18:14 - Sep 22 with 2207 viewsPinnerPaul

Excellent stuff Clive.

As someone else said it wouldn't have been ER AR judging Seny's movement.

Tiny, tiny correction on what sounds like a great night, and was a great report.

".....time to wash the conditioner out if his hair......" my favourite!

Once again I'm resisting seeing anything until watching the full 90' tomorrow.
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They came to play - Report on 18:49 - Sep 22 with 2049 viewsShotKneesHoop

One of your best reports ever Clive,it needs re-reading several times to get full value from every phrase you write. I can tell when you have really enjoyed a game, as the hyperbole gushes out like a Porn Star who has just finished a month's work to rule in Stockholm.

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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They came to play - Report on 18:50 - Sep 22 with 2040 viewsBrianMcCarthy

"Chair’s turn to start orphaning the children of top flight footballers with a back flick around Andros Townsend that you’d slap a toddler’s hand for. Dirty boy. Look at the fúcking shape on this cross as well – like the curved spine of a Brazilian porn star. Austin, in vintage style, glancing it into a corner of the net Begovic would have needed two tube changes to reach. One of them at Bank. The noise in the place was something else. Loftus Road has mood lighting these days, and the mood was pure sex. You think you can make me feel like this some other way? Good luck trying."

Poetry.
Cracking writing, Clive.

I would have notched the player ratings down here and there, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that nonsense.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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They came to play - Report on 19:06 - Sep 22 with 1981 viewsDorse

'By the light of Andy Hinchcliffe's bum nose': outfcukingstanding.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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They came to play - Report on 19:40 - Sep 22 with 1823 viewsLeedsR

Bl**dy down-posted this by accident - all fingers and thumbs on this phone! Apologies Clive. A brilliant write up again. The perfect tonic to what you had to write after Bristol City (and that was quality writing too.). Some great turns of phrase that me choking on my cup of tea several times over.

Last night is what supporting this club is about. More than holding our own against the big boys and giving them a bl**dy nose whilst we’re at it. Absolutely love this team.
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They came to play - Report on 21:00 - Sep 22 with 1512 viewscolinallcars

They came to play - Report on 19:40 - Sep 22 by LeedsR

Bl**dy down-posted this by accident - all fingers and thumbs on this phone! Apologies Clive. A brilliant write up again. The perfect tonic to what you had to write after Bristol City (and that was quality writing too.). Some great turns of phrase that me choking on my cup of tea several times over.

Last night is what supporting this club is about. More than holding our own against the big boys and giving them a bl**dy nose whilst we’re at it. Absolutely love this team.


Great stuff. Sadly, I wasn't there but reading this, I almost felt that I'd been at the game.
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They came to play - Report on 21:43 - Sep 22 with 1371 viewsCiderwithRsie

They came to play - Report on 19:06 - Sep 22 by Dorse

'By the light of Andy Hinchcliffe's bum nose': outfcukingstanding.


As, indeed, is the bumnose.
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They came to play - Report on 22:03 - Sep 22 with 1306 viewsBenny_the_Ball

They came to play - Report on 18:50 - Sep 22 by BrianMcCarthy

"Chair’s turn to start orphaning the children of top flight footballers with a back flick around Andros Townsend that you’d slap a toddler’s hand for. Dirty boy. Look at the fúcking shape on this cross as well – like the curved spine of a Brazilian porn star. Austin, in vintage style, glancing it into a corner of the net Begovic would have needed two tube changes to reach. One of them at Bank. The noise in the place was something else. Loftus Road has mood lighting these days, and the mood was pure sex. You think you can make me feel like this some other way? Good luck trying."

Poetry.
Cracking writing, Clive.

I would have notched the player ratings down here and there, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that nonsense.


Yep, that paragraph in particular is pure gold.
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They came to play - Report on 22:26 - Sep 22 with 1177 viewsBklynRanger

'One of them at Bank' was actually my favourite line of the whole mad brillant thing.
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They came to play - Report on 23:13 - Sep 22 with 1030 viewsSuperhoop83

The best paragraph I've ever read.

Not my words; the words of Shakin' Stevens.

Suffering since 1978.

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They came to play - Report on 11:03 - Sep 23 with 489 viewsterryb

Thanks Clive, especially for the reference to Mr. Gordon's birthday!

That boy can play though. Perhaps we should have him on our list of possible replacements when we eventually lose Chair or Willock.

The combination of our wonderful threesome down the left was a joy to behold. Let us hope that Sam is OK for Friday night.
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They came to play - Report on 11:18 - Sep 23 with 467 viewsNorthernr

They came to play - Report on 11:03 - Sep 23 by terryb

Thanks Clive, especially for the reference to Mr. Gordon's birthday!

That boy can play though. Perhaps we should have him on our list of possible replacements when we eventually lose Chair or Willock.

The combination of our wonderful threesome down the left was a joy to behold. Let us hope that Sam is OK for Friday night.


Yes I thought he was their best player.
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They came to play - Report on 11:21 - Sep 23 with 463 viewsAntti_Heinola

Pure filthy poetry. Like Spike Milligan meets Ron Jeremy meets Marina Hyde meets Brian Glanville.
Two thumbs up.

Bare bones.

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They came to play - Report on 11:21 - Sep 23 with 461 viewswestberksr

so it was a bit of a mediocre night then?

excellent stuff as per Clive; floodlit games at HQ can be amazing!
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