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Turkish Delight 23:24 - Apr 2 with 1860 viewsGaryHaddock

Trying to get himself sacked I reckon 💰

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/44508161/jose-mourinho-grabs-galatasa
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Turkish Delight on 01:25 - Apr 3 with 1695 viewsBoston

Is he fried?

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Turkish Delight on 08:28 - Apr 3 with 1435 viewsDaBurgh

Amid the chaos, Mourinho was seen grabbing the nose of Buruk, who swiftly dropped to the ground holding his face.

"He squeezed my nose from behind. I won't exaggerate about it, but it's not a very stylish thing."
Er yes you would (did)

When you reach the place beyond thoughts, the only thing you'll find is love and the only purpose of life becomes to ease the suffering of others.

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Turkish Delight on 08:41 - Apr 3 with 1404 viewseastside_r

Makes a change from eye-gouging.
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Turkish Delight on 09:14 - Apr 3 with 1349 viewsTheChef

Turkish Delight on 08:41 - Apr 3 by eastside_r

Makes a change from eye-gouging.


Ear flicking next I reckon.

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Turkish Delight on 09:28 - Apr 3 with 1291 viewsWegerles_Stairs

I used to hate Jose when he was at the Scum but he really does add to the gaiety of nations these days.
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Turkish Delight on 09:35 - Apr 3 with 1283 viewsMonkey_Roots

Employing Mourinho is like bringing a Lion into your home...

"Hey everyone, look at this! It's a fücking Lion, in my home, it's unbelievable!"

for a while its exciting and it gets people talking about you, but you know eventually, its going to tear your home to pieces, and feast on your corpse.
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Turkish Delight on 09:36 - Apr 3 with 1282 viewsDorse

Turkish Delight on 09:14 - Apr 3 by TheChef

Ear flicking next I reckon.


Wedgie. Definitely wedgie.

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Turkish Delight on 10:14 - Apr 3 with 1192 viewsbosh67

Oscar winning collapse to the ground by the opposing manager. Embarrassing.

Never knowingly right.
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Turkish Delight on 15:04 - Apr 3 with 975 viewsNewBee

With all the crap that JM has been dishing out lately, and with Fenerbache not dominating everyone else in Turkey, I suspect he's actually angling to get sacked.

And for where he'll turn up next, here's a bookie-battering tip: Glasgow Rangers!

Crazy? Probably, but bear (sorry) with me.

He's shat the bed in a few places now, so may be short of offers from top clubs in top leagues. Rangers are about to be taken over by some consortium with (presumably) big money, who may wish to make a "statement" signing. Ferguson is only on a temporary contract (and is pretty crap). Rangers are guaranteed European football next season. JM was unusually complimentary about them when FB played at Ibrox recently.

And after taking a season or two to knock Celtic off their perch, he'd be putting himself in the shop window for a move to England, like eg Postecoglu.

You heard it here first!
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Turkish Delight on 15:11 - Apr 3 with 968 viewsJuzzie

Turkish Delight on 10:14 - Apr 3 by bosh67

Oscar winning collapse to the ground by the opposing manager. Embarrassing.


Jose Mourinho of course should not have done it but that was an embarrassing reaction. I get worse treatment from my kids and don't react like that.



I think this is now Jose Mourinho's MO..... get a decent high profile gig, all goes well and lots of fanfare to begin with but when things start going south, time to get himself sacked and a nice pay-off.
As said on another thread, he's been paid more in contract payouts from being sacked than the actual time worked.
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Turkish Delight on 15:34 - Apr 3 with 912 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I think the real Mourinho is livingon a tropical island somewhere.
What we see now is actually an actor parodying him.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Turkish Delight on 15:36 - Apr 3 with 896 viewsGaryHaddock

Turkish Delight on 15:34 - Apr 3 by BrianMcCarthy

I think the real Mourinho is livingon a tropical island somewhere.
What we see now is actually an actor parodying him.


62 by the way.

Where the fck does the time go?
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Turkish Delight on 16:42 - Apr 3 with 777 viewsDorse

Turkish Delight on 10:14 - Apr 3 by bosh67

Oscar winning collapse to the ground by the opposing manager. Embarrassing.




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Turkish Delight on 16:55 - Apr 3 with 733 viewsMick_S

Turkish Delight on 15:34 - Apr 3 by BrianMcCarthy

I think the real Mourinho is livingon a tropical island somewhere.
What we see now is actually an actor parodying him.


Definitely losing his edge. He should have done that dad trick on your three year old when you poke your thumb between the index and middle finger and pretend you’ve stolen their nose.

Losing it.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Turkish Delight on 20:07 - Apr 3 with 586 viewsDannyPaddox



The Portuguese nostril death grip has been a thing for centuries. It’s being very underestimated today.
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Turkish Delight on 21:55 - Apr 3 with 473 viewsted_hendrix

I quite like the bloke, he's interesting.

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Turkish Delight on 22:04 - Apr 3 with 433 viewsGaryHaddock

Turkish Delight on 21:55 - Apr 3 by ted_hendrix

I quite like the bloke, he's interesting.


He’s still one of them don’t forget.

Unless you mean interesting like a newly discovered mutant strain of VD.
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Turkish Delight on 22:30 - Apr 3 with 385 viewsdanehoop

Turkish Delight on 22:04 - Apr 3 by GaryHaddock

He’s still one of them don’t forget.

Unless you mean interesting like a newly discovered mutant strain of VD.


I'm conflicted. I want to dislike him, but he did the Grenfell charity match amongst lots of other good things for other charities and causes. But of a pantomime villain.


But he managed the scum up the road, so it makes me feel ill at the same time.

Never knowingly understood

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Turkish Delight on 22:43 - Apr 3 with 359 viewsnumptydumpty

Turkish Delight on 22:30 - Apr 3 by danehoop

I'm conflicted. I want to dislike him, but he did the Grenfell charity match amongst lots of other good things for other charities and causes. But of a pantomime villain.


But he managed the scum up the road, so it makes me feel ill at the same time.


He can come.here if he likes and if he does this nose pinching thing - we'll it's an absolute abomination

Nose.pinching

Ten match ban surely

Disgrace

I would be riled if someone pinched my nose from behind

Outrageous !!!!!!!!!!!

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Turkish Delight on 22:50 - Apr 3 with 347 viewsnumptydumpty

I hate the diving though

Seriously it's depressing element of the game.and to be perfectly honest absolutely pathetic

The manager going down like this- if a QPR manager reacted like this, even if we were leading the table by ten points, I would want him sacked with immediate effect

It is a total and complete embarrassment and what a completely anal way to react

Bring back.hanging, I say....

Seriously though if the game is at these depths, it's not a game at all

All about the cheats!!!!

But in response to others posts, I would have Mourinho here absolutely. The man's a winner. We have lacked winners for way too long...
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Turkish Delight on 23:23 - Apr 3 with 295 viewsted_hendrix

Eleven Years ago I know;

Jose Mourinho faces ANOTHER fan backlash after piling praise on rival supporters
The Blues boss could rile the Chelsea faithful again after praising QPR fans.
R’s boss Harry Redknapp revealed: “He came up to me during the game and told me our fans were incredible.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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