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Ashes thread 18:40 - Oct 9 with 75684 viewsBlackCrowe

Kicks off next month with the news that Cummins is likely out of the first test and possibly most/all of the series. That helps.

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Ashes thread on 06:14 - Dec 26 with 1456 viewsHooparoo

Ashes thread on 05:21 - Dec 26 by Rsole

You’d better check when the pub opens in Claygate :-)


Apparently Claygate gets taken over by Morris dancers every Boxing Day. Pub crawl and live music. I’ll don my Hoops and see if I can get on the local news bulletin. That should p!ss off all the Chelsea fans around here 😃

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Ashes thread on 06:27 - Dec 26 with 1417 viewsRsole

Ashes thread on 05:57 - Dec 26 by ozexile

Awful pitch. What are they thinking.? The CFO will be going ballistic


A wicket every 22 balls apparently. Must be another trip to Noosa planned.

There will be a lot of ticket refunds, lost in-stadium spend and seriously pissed off fans in town.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Ashes thread on 06:28 - Dec 26 with 1413 viewsRsole

Ashes thread on 06:14 - Dec 26 by Hooparoo

Apparently Claygate gets taken over by Morris dancers every Boxing Day. Pub crawl and live music. I’ll don my Hoops and see if I can get on the local news bulletin. That should p!ss off all the Chelsea fans around here 😃


Jody bloody Morris dancing….hope you have more fun when we play later.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Ashes thread on 08:02 - Dec 26 with 1321 viewsHooparoo

What a bizarre day of cricket. Stayed up to watch the first hour then woke up with an hour to play and 14 wickets had fallen. They’ll ruin test cricket if they keep serving up pitches like that.

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Ashes thread on 11:58 - Dec 26 with 1092 viewsNov77

Had to laugh when I saw the score this morning, went to bed with Oz 6 down for 90 odd, I thought finally England have turned up. At the back of my mind I was thinking, hang on, wait til we bat on this pitch, lo and behold all out for 110, our top 4 contributing a grand total of 8 runs between them. 8 batsmen scoring 5 runs or less, you wouldn’t think that was possible at this level.

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Ashes thread on 12:00 - Dec 26 with 1088 viewsthemodfather

well, we bowled at our best and batted at our worst.
maybe england just want to get on the beers by day 2 and half again?? crawley never has been good enough imo
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Ashes thread on 12:14 - Dec 26 with 1069 viewsMedwayR

Ashes thread on 12:00 - Dec 26 by themodfather

well, we bowled at our best and batted at our worst.
maybe england just want to get on the beers by day 2 and half again?? crawley never has been good enough imo


Crawley was brought into the team to bat at 3 and did such a good job they moved him to open. Given the failures of Pope and bizarre inclusion of Bethell maybe we should move Crawley back to 3 and find another opener.

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Ashes thread on 18:40 - Dec 26 with 958 viewsSuperhoops2808

I have been highly critical of our batsmen but on this one, I have a degree of sympathy. Apparently this is the 2nd hardest 1st day pitch in 101 tests:

'The overall PitchViz rating of the day's play at the MCG was 8.7 out of 10 (higher number equals more difficult to bat) - making it the second toughest day-one pitch in Australia in the past 101 Tests when there have been 40-plus overs played.'

I have to agree with others that the ground staff are killing test cricket with pitches like this - No fun for any audience in the grand scheme of things.
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Ashes thread on 19:42 - Dec 26 with 907 viewsBoston


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Ashes thread on 19:48 - Dec 26 with 904 viewsstowmarketrange

Ashes thread on 18:40 - Dec 26 by Superhoops2808

I have been highly critical of our batsmen but on this one, I have a degree of sympathy. Apparently this is the 2nd hardest 1st day pitch in 101 tests:

'The overall PitchViz rating of the day's play at the MCG was 8.7 out of 10 (higher number equals more difficult to bat) - making it the second toughest day-one pitch in Australia in the past 101 Tests when there have been 40-plus overs played.'

I have to agree with others that the ground staff are killing test cricket with pitches like this - No fun for any audience in the grand scheme of things.


There are worse places than Melbourne to spend 2 spare days in.But I doubt cricket Australia will be happy about the lost revenue if it finishes in 3 days again.
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Ashes thread on 20:13 - Dec 26 with 884 viewsthemodfather

we had them all over the place, all out 150. we looked great, then collapsed?? a woeful score from us , good pitch bad pitch , this could be over lunch day 3. crazy attitude by us with bat.
drunk? hung over? not focused ? this is another woeful ashes tour and i feel for fans who paid a fortune to see this pub team get hammered, in and out of the bar.
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Ashes thread on 06:25 - Dec 27 with 743 viewsSuperhoops2808

We only gone and won a test down under

Well done England
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Ashes thread on 06:26 - Dec 27 with 743 viewsHooparoo

Well done England. Handled the difficult conditions much better than Australia.

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Ashes thread on 06:33 - Dec 27 with 720 viewsnumptydumpty

Wow. We won a test in Australia.

This doesnt gloss over the mess of the previous three tests and also this whole game was just constant chaos, but we somehow managed to get across the line and the players and staff have to be commended for that.

Have to carry on in the last test in a similar vein though.

After the Lord Mayor's show but still impressive to get the job done, for sure...

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Ashes thread on 06:44 - Dec 27 with 709 viewsHooparoo

Ashes thread on 06:33 - Dec 27 by numptydumpty

Wow. We won a test in Australia.

This doesnt gloss over the mess of the previous three tests and also this whole game was just constant chaos, but we somehow managed to get across the line and the players and staff have to be commended for that.

Have to carry on in the last test in a similar vein though.

After the Lord Mayor's show but still impressive to get the job done, for sure...


Once again our arrogant approach to team selection picking players that are clearly past their best or out of their depth (Cameron Green) has come back to bite us. We got what we deserved and I’m glad England restored some pride after getting pounded in the press. At least I’ll be able to mention the cricket today while I’m strolling around Surrey 😃
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Ashes thread on 06:49 - Dec 27 with 695 viewsSuperhoops2808

Ashes thread on 06:26 - Dec 27 by Hooparoo

Well done England. Handled the difficult conditions much better than Australia.


Came down to the Aussies batting I think - Just did not handle the conditions and England actually did for a change, The batting for England was much better

The monkey off the back now having won a test. Think next Aussies tour will be completely different with the teams too so it was important
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Ashes thread on 07:19 - Dec 27 with 659 viewsjohnhoop

Ashes thread on 06:49 - Dec 27 by Superhoops2808

Came down to the Aussies batting I think - Just did not handle the conditions and England actually did for a change, The batting for England was much better

The monkey off the back now having won a test. Think next Aussies tour will be completely different with the teams too so it was important


Like you I’m glad they won in Australia for the first time in fifteen years and playing 20/20 style on that lottery of a wicket seemed to do the trick but I just hope that this win in an already lost series doesn’t convince the hierarchy that nothing needs to change and swishing at every ball is the way to succeed in Test Cricket.
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Ashes thread on 07:33 - Dec 27 with 643 viewsSydneyRs

Nice to see, and their rotten, bitter media can stick their 5-0 up their collective arses.

If we were going to win one, the boxing day test they all salivate over and are all off work to watch is the one. And in two days as well.

Superb English support in the ground as always.
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Ashes thread on 07:36 - Dec 27 with 637 viewsstevec

It’s a bit like our consolation goal at Boro.
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Ashes thread on 08:29 - Dec 27 with 558 viewsTonto

Wtf....


Rubbish pitch. Rubbish game, ill take the rubbish result but nothing changes. Bazball is dead long live cricket

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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Ashes thread on 10:04 - Dec 27 with 467 viewsthemodfather

never in doubt !!!
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Ashes thread on 10:05 - Dec 27 with 468 viewsstowmarketrange

Ashes thread on 07:33 - Dec 27 by SydneyRs

Nice to see, and their rotten, bitter media can stick their 5-0 up their collective arses.

If we were going to win one, the boxing day test they all salivate over and are all off work to watch is the one. And in two days as well.

Superb English support in the ground as always.
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There weren’t many Aussies in the crowd at the MCG after day 2 in 2017.I appreciate that some had to work,but a lot of them only turn up to see their team winning rather than getting beaten,as they were on that occasion.If only we had a plan to get Steve Smith we would’ve won that game too.

A mate of mine was out there for days 2&3 for this test now.A refund and a day spent drinking beer will have to do for him I guess.
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Ashes thread on 10:25 - Dec 27 with 444 viewsSydneyRs

Ashes thread on 10:05 - Dec 27 by stowmarketrange

There weren’t many Aussies in the crowd at the MCG after day 2 in 2017.I appreciate that some had to work,but a lot of them only turn up to see their team winning rather than getting beaten,as they were on that occasion.If only we had a plan to get Steve Smith we would’ve won that game too.

A mate of mine was out there for days 2&3 for this test now.A refund and a day spent drinking beer will have to do for him I guess.


They are extremely good at vanishing when things aren't going their way. I guess that's what happens when your entire self esteem depends on winning at sport
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Ashes thread on 12:55 - Dec 27 with 267 viewsTomS

It's Test cricket Jim, but not as we know it.
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Ashes thread on 13:16 - Dec 27 with 243 viewsBlackCrowe

Ashes thread on 08:29 - Dec 27 by Tonto

Wtf....


Rubbish pitch. Rubbish game, ill take the rubbish result but nothing changes. Bazball is dead long live cricket


As McGrath was saying on TMS this morning, Bazball should only be applied to the second innings. i think i agree.

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