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Swanning along - match fred 10:56 - Apr 21 with 52754 views

After the inevitable Wall defeat I thought why not? Given I'm virtually on the beach like the players are.

1-1.

Fairytale farewell goal for Cookie (overhead kick natch).

Dr. Vipotnik for them (inevitably).

Poll:

How old is everyone on here?

Swanning along - match fred on 20:45 - Apr 21 with 2406 views

Rsole

We had 49% possession and just rammed it up our own Arses with an infected butt plug to create a UTI.

Better be a second half change of four players and a different system.

Maybe a prosthetic Dick Kone. Man that guy has done a massive shift this season, kudos to the guy in the circumstances he’s worked in.

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

Swanning along - match fred on 20:47 - Apr 21 with 2357 views

Hooping_Mad

Swanning along - match fred on 20:45 - Apr 21 by Rsole
We had 49% possession and just rammed it up our own Arses with an infected butt plug to create a UTI. Better be a second half change of four players and a different system. Maybe a prosthetic Dick Kone. Man that guy has done a massive shift this season, kudos to the guy in the circumstances he’s worked in.

Surely that would be an RTI?

Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society

Swanning along - match fred on 20:50 - Apr 21 with 2291 views

aston_hoop

WAKE UP Rangers

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

Swanning along - match fred on 20:50 - Apr 21 with 2266 views

Rsole

Swanning along - match fred on 20:47 - Apr 21 by Hooping_Mad
Surely that would be an RTI?

Could even be an RNDI

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

Swanning along - match fred on 20:50 - Apr 21 with 2266 views

NorrisGreen

Swanning along - match fred on 20:36 - Apr 21 by Harbour
In other news a begovic howler currently sending Leceister down..

I'm gonna flip over and watch that if we haven't equalised by 60mins... this dross is not good for my wellbeing and mental health.

Swanning along - match fred on 20:53 - Apr 21 with 2186 views

Beckenhamhoop

Swansea player miscontrols the ball in midfield, gets 5 yards away from him and recovers the ball at a jog.

Poll:

Julian Stepháne…stick or twist

Swanning along - match fred on 20:53 - Apr 21 with 2188 views

perpignanR

Looks like they’ve got the ball on a fxxkin string.

Swanning along - match fred on 20:54 - Apr 21 with 2156 views

Damo1962

Swanning along - match fred on 20:29 - Apr 21 by Toast_R
Absolute dross. Wheres this guy we signed from Coventry then? Even Richard Ord made one appearence abeit pre-season but fully kitted none the less.

Another Poku? Football agents must love QPR.

Swanning along - match fred on 20:54 - Apr 21 with 2152 views

QPunkR

In news that will surprise absolutely no-one in the known universe, we've started the second half sluggishly (shit) and should have conceded a couple more already. What is wrong with these cxxts?

Shit but local

Swanning along - match fred on 20:55 - Apr 21 with 2145 views

VancouverHoop

Why do we start second halves so flat?

Swanning along - match fred on 20:55 - Apr 21 with 2131 views

QPunkR

Good save Walsh

Shit but local

Swanning along - match fred on 20:56 - Apr 21 with 2099 views

Beckenhamhoop

Swanning along - match fred on 20:53 - Apr 21 by Beckenhamhoop
Swansea player miscontrols the ball in midfield, gets 5 yards away from him and recovers the ball at a jog.

No closing down on the edge of the box.

Id be amazed if next season is going to be any different.

Poll:

Julian Stepháne…stick or twist

Swanning along - match fred on 20:56 - Apr 21 with 2090 views

QPunkR

Vale, obviously having changed boots at half time, takes a good free kick only just wide of the post

Shit but local

Swanning along - match fred on 20:57 - Apr 21 with 2064 views

R_from_afar

Swanning along - match fred on 20:39 - Apr 21 by BazzaInTheLoft
What happened to that end of season fitness peak we all hung our hat on? These lads breathing out their ring. [Post edited 21 Apr 20:40]

We'll be amazing in the team time trial tomorrow, though

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

Swanning along - match fred on 20:57 - Apr 21 with 2044 views

Damo1962

Swanning along - match fred on 20:30 - Apr 21 by Wilkinswatercarrier
Hayden hiding and not offering any out ball. As cowardly as Varane on Saturday.

We seem the "go to" option for these cowardly types in recent years 🤔