| John Terry burgled on 10:38 - Mar 4 with 6577 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Oh dear how sad.
On a unrelated note does anyone want to buy a collection of NF memorabilia? |  | |  |
| John Terry burgled on 10:40 - Mar 4 with 6561 views | JAPRANGERS |
| John Terry burgled on 10:38 - Mar 4 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Oh dear how sad.
On a unrelated note does anyone want to buy a collection of NF memorabilia? |
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| John Terry burgled on 10:41 - Mar 4 with 6553 views | francisbowles |
Be a real shame if someone nicked his kits! Especially the one he never played in but put on to lift that big pot! |  | | |
| John Terry burgled on 11:01 - Mar 4 with 6491 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Wouldn't it be funny he he was round a teammate's house pumping their wife at the time. | | | |
| John Terry burgled on 11:04 - Mar 4 with 6473 views | Dorse |
| John Terry burgled on 10:41 - Mar 4 by francisbowles |
Be a real shame if someone nicked his kits! Especially the one he never played in but put on to lift that big pot! |
Was it this one?
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| John Terry burgled on 11:11 - Mar 4 with 6454 views | Northernr |
That is a real shame  |  | | |
| John Terry burgled on 11:50 - Mar 4 with 6376 views | DannyPaddox |
Inside job. Probably his mum. [Post edited 4 Mar 2017 12:22]
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| John Terry burgled on 13:00 - Mar 4 with 6272 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Genius, Bazza. |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 13:35 - Mar 4 with 6207 views | danehoop |
| John Terry burgled on 13:12 - Mar 4 by hoopdog |
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No honour amongst thieves |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| John Terry burgled on 15:13 - Mar 4 with 6108 views | Boston |
It's a sad fact that Britain is rotten when it come to house breaking. | |
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| John Terry burgled on 15:23 - Mar 4 with 6088 views | kensalriser |
| John Terry burgled on 15:13 - Mar 4 by Boston |
It's a sad fact that Britain is rotten when it come to house breaking. |
Upholding traditional values at a time when others have switched to more technologically facilitated crime. |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 with 5969 views | Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 17:56 - Mar 4 with 5962 views | ted_hendrix |
| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |
Have you rang the police? |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| John Terry burgled on 17:58 - Mar 4 with 5951 views | Stanisgod |
| John Terry burgled on 17:56 - Mar 4 by ted_hendrix |
Have you rang the police? |
I will when I have chime. | |
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| John Terry burgled on 18:00 - Mar 4 with 5945 views | ted_hendrix |
Hell's fcking bells. | |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| John Terry burgled on 18:06 - Mar 4 with 5919 views | BrazilNutR |
Seeing Terry and his wife on the slopes in matching inverse ski suits, made me bring up a little vomit in my throat..
and is he allowed to go skiing during the season? Surely thats a rather risky activity for an athlete to be doing in their time off!? |  | | |
| John Terry burgled on 18:22 - Mar 4 with 5890 views | BlackCrowe |
| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |
I bet it was Terry Thomas. |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 18:28 - Mar 4 with 5870 views | FredManRave |
| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |
What did it sound like?! |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 21:50 - Mar 4 with 5681 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |
Knock, knock.
No, it's not a joke Stan. Someone's at the front door! |  |
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| John Terry burgled on 22:22 - Mar 4 with 5627 views | Stanisgod |
| John Terry burgled on 21:50 - Mar 4 by PlanetHonneywood |
Knock, knock.
No, it's not a joke Stan. Someone's at the front door! |
That was the joke. The doorbell rang about 7.30 pm , when I opened the door nobody there. For some reason I looked at the bell and it had been pulled off its backing ! The bast#tds must have had it in their hands and been ringing from a hideaway. | |
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| John Terry burgled on 22:25 - Mar 4 with 5619 views | FredManRave |
| John Terry burgled on 22:22 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
That was the joke. The doorbell rang about 7.30 pm , when I opened the door nobody there. For some reason I looked at the bell and it had been pulled off its backing ! The bast#tds must have had it in their hands and been ringing from a hideaway. |
There's a bellend joke in there somewhere... | |
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| John Terry burgled on 23:17 - Mar 4 with 5576 views | Boston |
I don't think it's Stanisgod, I think it's a ringer. | |
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| John Terry burgled on 23:58 - Mar 4 with 5535 views | Brightonhoop |
What a tasteful home, as you'd expect, no hint of bling or footballer. Fcking brasser. Gypo cnt.
Who#s advising these bloke's? I mean we all post publically to some extent but anyone knows burgling mine wont net much and you will leave less you're bllocks and possibly two 4rse cheeks that's if you get past the dogs, you wont exit.
Maybe it was just a media stunt. Could the bloke be that thick? [Post edited 5 Mar 2017 0:03]
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| John Terry burgled on 00:30 - Mar 5 with 5492 views | johncharles |
| John Terry burgled on 17:54 - Mar 4 by Stanisgod |
I actually had my DOORBELL nicked last night !!!
Yes , my fooking doorbell.
( Cue appropriate puns ). |
I knew this builder in Hanwell who got this fcuk off big big Doberman to guard his yard. Someone broke in and stole the dog. |  |
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