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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... 13:26 - Sep 21 with 4673 viewsMonkey_Roots

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 13:34 - Sep 21 with 3479 viewsSimonJames

Will I get punished for commenting on this thread?

100% of people who drink water will die.

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 14:10 - Sep 21 with 3409 viewsMalintabuk

When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 13:34 - Sep 21 by SimonJames

Will I get punished for commenting on this thread?


If you are the damages will be punitive
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 14:44 - Sep 21 with 3367 viewsconnell10

It's only harmless pun.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 15:09 - Sep 21 with 3336 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Gloria Punniford

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 15:24 - Sep 21 with 3314 viewscolinallcars

I'm a guilty as any….I guess we're all frustrated comedians who like to comede as often as possible.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 15:28 - Sep 21 with 3312 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Captain. Leader. Punt.

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 16:16 - Sep 21 with 3255 viewsslmrstid

Mrs slm loves a pun, took her to the UK Pun Championships at De Montfort Hall in Leicester during the city comedy festival a few years ago (as a punter, not a punticipant).

She got very angry during the final as the guy who won was telling jokes, not puns, and it made her deeply punhappy with the whole thing.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 16:40 - Sep 21 with 3233 viewsEsox_Lucius

Puns? They don't like it up 'em according to Cpl Jones.

The grass is always greener.

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 18:56 - Sep 21 with 3164 viewshubble

You're not thinking of some kind of punnishment are you, Monkey?

Edit: I probably should have read the previous replies before posting. A thrice repeated pun is not very punny.
[Post edited 21 Sep 2023 19:03]

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 19:55 - Sep 21 with 3109 viewsMonkey_Roots

I’m going to leave the poll open until it swings in favour of ‘Urgggh, Puns taste like dog shït’, and then it will swiftly close, and we’ll have our answer and, frankly, a way out of this whole sordid affair.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 21:24 - Sep 21 with 3040 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Emma Punton

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 22:07 - Sep 21 with 2989 viewsSuperhoops2808

Bit of Pun and games is ok in my book
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 22:58 - Sep 21 with 2944 viewsMonkey_Roots



If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 23:15 - Sep 21 with 2927 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Attilla The Pun

[Post edited 21 Sep 2023 23:16]
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 23:16 - Sep 21 with 2906 viewsLblock

I love ‘em but they’ve got to be up to date

They’re the best…….current puns

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 09:58 - Sep 22 with 2833 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Puns where the reason why Rome and Carthage went to war, not just once but thrice they were known as the Punic Wars.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 10:19 - Sep 22 with 2809 viewsEsox_Lucius

I will be pitching a show where the contestants have to tell the most groanworthy puns whilst demolishing a plate of Gummy bears. I thought of calling it Pun Chew All.

The grass is always greener.

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 10:33 - Sep 22 with 2794 viewsTomS

I am so happy that I came upun this thread!
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 10:42 - Sep 22 with 2791 viewsFDC

Tortuous puns are integral to the fabric of this site imo. They are as much a part of the historical culture of LFW as 'gob-bummings' and Clive's continued, inaccurate insistence that 'the definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results'.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 10:44 - Sep 22 with 2787 viewshubble

Well, Monkey, I think that's a fairly conclusive 69% in favour of the punners. A puntastic result that shows the majority of the denizens of LFW are lovers of the pun. But a bit of a punch in the gut for those who aren't.

Coincidentally, I just saw an ad for burial plots on here. That's the last thing I need.

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 13:03 - Sep 22 with 2720 viewsE17hoop

Should be punished for this thread.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 13:53 - Sep 22 with 2666 viewsDannyPaddox

Welcome to Loft For Words, otherwise known as …

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 13:58 - Sep 22 with 2657 viewsMonkey_Roots

Yep, that about seals it, thanks Danny.

It's definitely given me something to punder over.

I hate what you have made me become... a pundit.
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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 14:15 - Sep 22 with 2632 viewsR_from_afar

Who are this lot?



Why, Pun Boy Three, of course

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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When threads turn into 'who can come up with the best pun'... on 15:15 - Sep 22 with 2582 viewsCateLeBonR

My all-pun QPR eleven.

————————————————Joe Punley—————————————————

Suk-Young Pun———Ron Punt———Jimmy Punne———Matt Punnolly

—————————Tim Iroegpunam———Massimo Lupungo———————

————Gary Punrice———Jason Puncheon———John Spuncer————

—————————————Patrick Agyepun————————————————
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