Mrs Malaprop 15:37 - Apr 2 with 3682 views | colinallcars | Coming back on the 237 bus from Hounslow today......three women sitting behind me. I've never heard so many words mispronounced. Avacado was advacado, prostate was prostrate, certificate was sistifercate and more that I've forgotten. | | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 15:39 - Apr 2 with 2795 views | Mick_S | My mate calls Dobermans, Dovermans. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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Mrs Malaprop on 16:09 - Apr 2 with 2695 views | Konk |
Mrs Malaprop on 15:39 - Apr 2 by Mick_S | My mate calls Dobermans, Dovermans. |
I always say advacado and it winds my wife up. My Mum has just said ‘Kong-fu’ about eight times in the last hour and it’s starting to annoy me. | |
| Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts |
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Mrs Malaprop on 17:37 - Apr 2 with 2503 views | runningman75 | I do not mind English being mispronounced at times but still hate the American LIE-CHESS-TER Square pronunciation. Do not care about the football team but Leicester is also a good cheese to binge on. | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 17:41 - Apr 2 with 2480 views | BlackCrowe | My Dad calls a portable computer a lapdog. | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 17:52 - Apr 2 with 2454 views | Dorse | My mum refers to Lambrusco as 'Lam-brush-ka'. I refer to it correctly as 'fcuking awful'. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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Mrs Malaprop on 17:58 - Apr 2 with 2424 views | timcocking | That sort of thing does actually pain me somewhat. | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 18:32 - Apr 2 with 2374 views | smegma | You should have ARKSED them what they meant | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 18:34 - Apr 2 with 2363 views | Boston |
Mrs Malaprop on 18:32 - Apr 2 by smegma | You should have ARKSED them what they meant |
Could you be more pacific? | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 18:40 - Apr 2 with 2346 views | RangersDave | i wouldnt get so worked up ova such a lickle fing. innit? | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 19:18 - Apr 2 with 2267 views | HantsR | Not a malaprop but thought it worth sharing a Sky TV subtitle I read last week when in a pub half-watching a Brexit news feature. I laughed out loud when I read, " it depends on the day you pee" .... I think they meant the DUP | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 20:23 - Apr 2 with 2172 views | QPR_John |
Mrs Malaprop on 18:34 - Apr 2 by Boston | Could you be more pacific? |
Like that one I was about to suggest the specific ocean | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 20:34 - Apr 2 with 2144 views | ngbqpr |
Mrs Malaprop on 16:09 - Apr 2 by Konk | I always say advacado and it winds my wife up. My Mum has just said ‘Kong-fu’ about eight times in the last hour and it’s starting to annoy me. |
blimey, that's not good, it was her that named you konk-fu after all | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 20:35 - Apr 2 with 2137 views | dezzar | my mum once saw a good film called Crocodile Duncan | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 20:38 - Apr 2 with 2135 views | oldmisery | Why you making a fuss for dough? | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 21:34 - Apr 2 with 2047 views | ted_hendrix | I cant see Len Ferdinand staying at the club much longer. | |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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Mrs Malaprop on 21:37 - Apr 2 with 2035 views | enfieldargh | Most common one I hear is the access on your insurance. Also the use of them instead of those except when the Romford Pele uses it , it sounds just right | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 21:44 - Apr 2 with 2020 views | flynnbo | People who say "choritzo". | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 22:16 - Apr 2 with 1972 views | colinallcars | I like it when people put an H in front of a vowel because they think it's correct. As in “I'll send you a he-mail” | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 23:03 - Apr 2 with 1901 views | kensalriser |
Mrs Malaprop on 22:16 - Apr 2 by colinallcars | I like it when people put an H in front of a vowel because they think it's correct. As in “I'll send you a he-mail” |
Ah yes, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Haitch. Apparently this is part of the NI dialect, which makes it acceptable for people who speak with that accent. Everyone else, you sound like a tw@t. Conservely, people who consciously don't pronounce the h in hotel or worse, in historic and prefix it with 'an' as the indefinite article. If your local accent drops the h, fine. Otherwise, you sound like a tw@t. These are not malapropisms however. They are dickheadisms. | |
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Mrs Malaprop on 23:32 - Apr 2 with 1859 views | johncharles | Watching the football in the local here in Scotland I love to say, St Miriam Aloha Patrick Thistle | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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Mrs Malaprop on 00:12 - Apr 3 with 1799 views | Rs_Holy | Got a good mate who insisted on calling a restaurant/bar ‘Cue Pasta’ when it should have been called ‘Que Pasa’. [Post edited 3 Apr 2019 0:27]
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Mrs Malaprop on 00:45 - Apr 3 with 1773 views | johann28 | Always had an irrational intolerance for these. My American wife was in the habit of referring to a certain prehistoric monument as 'Stonehedge'. To my objection, 'it's not Stonehedge, but StoneHENGE', she then said 'well, what the hell's a henge?' as if this clinched the argument. 'I don't fkg know,' I screamed, 'It's a massive fkg stone monument - NOT A FKG HEDGE!!!!' We got divorced. | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 01:45 - Apr 3 with 1752 views | itsbiga | Issit, yagetme [Post edited 3 Apr 2019 1:47]
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Mrs Malaprop on 02:28 - Apr 3 with 1728 views | DavieQPR |
Mrs Malaprop on 21:34 - Apr 2 by ted_hendrix | I cant see Len Ferdinand staying at the club much longer. |
Len Fairclough ? | | | |
Mrs Malaprop on 07:53 - Apr 3 with 1582 views | nix | It's defiantly annoying. And haitch grinds my teeth. | | | |
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