| Following on from the dating thread…… 20:26 - Jul 9 with 6219 views | loftboy |
What dodgy chat up lines have you used?
I once went up to a bird in oceans nightclub Bracknell and said to a girl “ do you want to dance” she replied “yes” so I said “go on then I want to talk to your mate”. Don’t think I got anywhere.! |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:31 - Jul 9 with 5224 views | colinallcars |
Hey baby, d'you like dancing ? Then hold my coat. |  | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 9 with 5218 views | colinallcars |
You look like my first wife. Would you like to be ? | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:47 - Jul 9 with 5140 views | Esox_Lucius |
Do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform? |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:59 - Jul 9 with 5095 views | nix |
OMG that's harsh. Poor girl. |  | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:08 - Jul 9 with 5061 views | ted_hendrix |
I suppose a f uck's out the question? |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:15 - Jul 9 with 5037 views | HAMRanger |
My mate used to ask if they had any Irish in them. If they said no he'd say "do you want some?" |  | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:25 - Jul 9 with 5006 views | colinallcars |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:15 - Jul 9 by HAMRanger |
My mate used to ask if they had any Irish in them. If they said no he'd say "do you want some?" |
Tom jones was on a TV chat show with an American actress- can't remember who.
She said oh Tom I visit Wales as often as I can, I think I must have a bit of Welsh in me.
Tom said, would you like a bit more in you ? | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:29 - Jul 9 with 4990 views | qpr_1968 |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 9 by colinallcars |
You look like my first wife. Would you like to be ? |
did you get his name? |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 with 4957 views | stainrods_elbow |
Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974? |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:32 - Jul 9 with 4976 views | colinallcars |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow |
Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974? |
You should do, the beer's cheaper. | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:59 - Jul 9 with 4937 views | loftboy |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow |
Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974? |
Well mine would have been 83/84 | |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 00:07 - Jul 10 with 4805 views | numptydumpty |
As a very immature young twenty something, used to go to the meat market establishments and a friend of mine, we used to feed the other one a line to say to who we considered to be the most attractive of girls.
But they were real dumb ass comments.
"If I said you had beautiful hair, could I take you out for dinner."
Said with zero confidence and the usual comments, back were short and sweet and normally laden with the odd expletive !!!!
Or they simply turned the other way....
Dumber and dumber never did do very well..... |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 00:55 - Jul 10 with 4779 views | Boston |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow |
Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974? |
Is that when you first got the elbow? | |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:12 - Jul 10 with 4620 views | Hastings_Hoops |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:30 - Jul 9 by stainrods_elbow |
Sorry - have I time-travelled back to 1974? |
For some, Diversity is “an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era”. |  | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:25 - Jul 10 with 4591 views | wombat |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:12 - Jul 10 by Hastings_Hoops |
For some, Diversity is “an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era”. |
you dont sweat much for a fat girl ! |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:28 - Jul 10 with 4589 views | kernowhoop |
Don't worry. It's only lust. | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 08:34 - Jul 10 with 4574 views | Malintabuk |
There was also stitch your mate up... if they pulled you would go up to him give him a fiver and say you won the bet for pulling the dog..... such gentleman
Perhaps the worse one liner was." Would you like Bellyful of steaming hot c##k"
Amazing what happens when you mix.. hormones... drink and stupidty | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 09:24 - Jul 10 with 4471 views | SydneyRs |
On a Blackpool weekend many years ago copped off with a girl after convincing her and her friend I'd scored two goals for Burnley that afternoon. We'd gone to Turf Moor and watched them beat Fulham 5-2, so I thought I'd assume the identity of the striker that scored a couple of those goals. Being lower division stuff pre internet, nobody much beyond fans of the clubs would likely know. [Post edited 10 Jul 2025 9:25]
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 11:16 - Jul 10 with 4282 views | numptydumpty |
"Excuse me , are you from Tennesse ?"
Young lady replies, "No, why do you ask"
"Because you are the only ten i see."
Coat, get and your !!!
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 12:11 - Jul 10 with 4181 views | E15Hoop |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 21:32 - Jul 9 by colinallcars |
You should do, the beer's cheaper. |
And the music was better | | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 18:54 - Jul 10 with 3960 views | SteveB |
I've used the magic watch and knickers line to varying success over the last 30 years. If they've not heard it before, it's a 80/20 laugh / slap situation... |  | | |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 19:39 - Jul 10 with 3901 views | Boston |
Many years ago...a friend of mine, an extremely attractive, though slightly naive young Bostonian woman, took a trip over to visit her relations in Liverpool, England. She was there a week, when she went off the radar, appearing days later after having had a wonderful time with Paul McCartney's brother. | |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 with 3826 views | Hooparoo |
Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉 |  |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:32 - Jul 10 with 3793 views | Boston |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 by Hooparoo |
Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉 |
Aren't they interested in why you're standing on your head? | |
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| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:37 - Jul 10 with 3787 views | bosh67 |
| Following on from the dating thread…… on 20:16 - Jul 10 by Hooparoo |
Women love to be intrigued so I always said something complimentary like “I love the way you smile” or “you have beautiful eyes”. Putty in your hands after that 😉 |
"You have beautiful eyes, one on each side. I prefer that arrangement..."
Usually gets you in with a laugh. Unless they only have one eye. In which case you're completely f*cked. |  |
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