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Is it time ? 20:52 - Oct 12 with 1143 viewsWokingR

Julian Stephan
Julian stephan
He eats Escargot
He drinks Pernod
He hates f*cking Chelsea

Any better suggestions for French foods and drink that rhyme gladly accepted
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Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 with 1129 viewsDorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Is it time ? on 21:11 - Oct 12 with 1063 viewscolinallcars

Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 by Dorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...


He likes his fromage
And Les Garcons Du Plage.
Oh, er that's the Beach Boys in French.
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Is it time ? on 21:20 - Oct 12 with 1037 viewsTwoHalves

There’s a whole thread of potential Gallic food/drink-related chants from when he was first appointed. A more competent person than me could probably locate it if required.
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Is it time ? on 21:29 - Oct 12 with 981 viewsMick_S

Whatever it may be, leave the Chelsea stuff out it it, please.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Is it time ? on 22:00 - Oct 12 with 876 viewscolinallcars

Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 by Dorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...


Baguette Trousers

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Is it time ? on 22:18 - Oct 12 with 824 viewsBoston

He’s now with Queens Park Rangers, makes him a Royal Male, rhymes with snail and the Holy Grail.

OK AI, take it away…

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Is it time ? on 22:49 - Oct 12 with 735 viewsnumptydumpty

​To the tune of "Voulez-Vous" by ABBA


​Sté-phan!
A-ha!
Crossed the Channel, took the reins,
Got the Hoops in winning veins!
​Sté-phan!
A-ha!

Loftus Road is bouncing free,
Taking us to the Premier League!
​A-ha!
A-ha!

​

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Is it time ? on 22:49 - Oct 12 with 733 viewsnumptydumpty

To the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

​Oh, Julien Stéphan,
You are the pride of our life,
Oh, Julien Stéphan,
I’d let you kiss my own wife,
Oh, Julien Stéphan,
Believe in the Blue and White!

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Is it time ? on 22:56 - Oct 12 with 716 viewsnumptydumpty

Anyhow, am glad Stephan is finally getting some respect and gratitude sent his way, as many of our fanbase have been strangely negative or very laissez faire about the guy.

He absolutely deserves credit. Unfortunately, if he keeps improving, he will be off to pastures new, higher up the daisy chain, soon enough. Hope he thinks this is the place I can really push on here and have a big impact.

He is giving off the vibes that he is very invested in all things Rangers.

Fatal error Julien !!!
[Post edited 12 Oct 23:04]

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Is it time ? on 23:15 - Oct 12 with 677 viewsBlackCrowe




It's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,
Stephan my baby

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Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 with 651 viewskensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'

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Is it time ? on 23:44 - Oct 12 with 583 viewsKensalT

Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 by kensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'


Bleuurrrgghh et blanc Army!

N'est ce pas?
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Is it time ? on 23:48 - Oct 12 with 571 viewsBoston

Julian's been working for the drug squad...
[Post edited 12 Oct 23:48]

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Is it time ? on 23:54 - Oct 12 with 537 viewsKensalT

How about some Plastic Bertrand - one for the kids, and yes I know he's Belgian!

Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi
Julien pour moi
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien pour moi


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Is it time ? on 08:46 - Oct 13 with 191 viewsTwoHalves

Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 by kensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'


Bad pint, Kensal?
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Is it time ? on 08:54 - Oct 13 with 176 viewsBig_Mac

Is it time ? on 21:29 - Oct 12 by Mick_S

Whatever it may be, leave the Chelsea stuff out it it, please.


The bit about Chelsea always bothered me just because of the order the words were in. Who is Chelsea and why doesn’t he like engaging in intercourse with her? Why do it? Always sounded off to me.
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Is it time ? on 09:47 - Oct 13 with 74 viewsCroydonCaptJack

He does deserve a song for sure.

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Is it time ? on 10:16 - Oct 13 with 31 viewsfrancisbowles

Is it time ? on 23:54 - Oct 12 by KensalT

How about some Plastic Bertrand - one for the kids, and yes I know he's Belgian!

Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi
Julien pour moi
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien pour moi




This is the one. It may be an original as a football chant too.
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