| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. 12:32 - Nov 14 with 13829 views | ted_hendrix |
"Love Story"
Years ago the Mrs asked If we could go and watch it so I said 'whatever' what a pile of sanctimonious SHIT.
Ryan O'Neal and Ali MacGraw waffling at each other about nothing for far too long, she ends up being terminally ill in the film and I'm sat there in the pictures thinking "oh get on with it and konk out I wanna go home"
Bull shit and Top Gun wasn't much better either feel the need for speed my arse. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 15:39 - Nov 14 with 1905 views | SK_hoops |
Eyes wide shut is great. Got to be in the mood.
The first marvel hulk film. Only film I've walked out of. |  | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 15:52 - Nov 14 with 1874 views | loftboy |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 15:03 - Nov 14 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I think if you’ve sat down and chosen a film called ‘The Harry Hill Movie’ you only have yourself to blame 😆 |
Had to take the kids to the cinema to see it so had no choice!! Horrid Henry was another one. [Post edited 14 Nov 2020 16:00]
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 16:42 - Nov 14 with 1802 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Apart from the first Star wars film. I lost interest in every one since after about 15 mins
Should be under 8's only
Worst "thing" as there is no other way of calling it " I've ever seen on tv, was sunset beach
How the hell that ever got aired is mindboggling. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 16:58 - Nov 14 with 1782 views | welwynranger |
Similar situation to go to see a film I knew I wouldn't like.
Captain Coorrelis Mandolin.
The only time I've ever fallen asleep in a cinema | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 17:18 - Nov 14 with 1754 views | Antti_Heinola |
I saw someone on twitter the other day said that Giuliani giving a press conference at the fours seasons landscaping place 'isn't funny'. And I just thought, 'it's obviously funny' - but it proves that humour is completely subjective. To me, Mrs Brown's Boys is bafflingly unfunny, but 8 million people find it hilarious, so clearly, it *is* funny.
Same with taste in films - there's quite a few on this thread that I wouldn't say are brilliant, but I enjoyed. Love Story is quite lovely. Nightmare Before Christmas is great - superb animation, funny, great voice acting and a couple of belting songs. I like Eyes Wide Shut, and it only seems to get more interesting with age. Lost in Translation is a film I really enjoyed too. I love Harry Hill, his stand up is amazing, and TV Burp was the funniest thing on TV for years, but the film wasn't his finest hour. Still found some laughs in it though.
But for worst films, Sex and the City 2 takes it by an absolute mile. Only just worse than the truly execrable Love Actually. But then some people love both! Love Actually's popularity is the most baffling thing in the history of film. At least even some die hard SATC fans despise SATC 2.
The other night John Carpenter's They Live was on Film 4 - been wanting to watch that for a while to see what wrestler Roddy Piper was like in it. It's got a real cult following, but it was dreadful - but dreadful enough to be quite enjoyable. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 17:22 - Nov 14 with 1746 views | danehoop |
I found that most Will Ferrell films have the same effect on me - he ends up playing pretty much the same character each time with varying degrees of excess attached. Just cant watch his films. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 17:35 - Nov 14 with 1730 views | distortR |
I'm in the 'really , really tedious' camp for lst in Translation.
Took the kids to see the first pokemon movie. Ground my teeth to ineffectual stumps.
Thought 'pretty woman' was effing abysmal. | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 18:33 - Nov 14 with 1697 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 17:18 - Nov 14 by Antti_Heinola |
I saw someone on twitter the other day said that Giuliani giving a press conference at the fours seasons landscaping place 'isn't funny'. And I just thought, 'it's obviously funny' - but it proves that humour is completely subjective. To me, Mrs Brown's Boys is bafflingly unfunny, but 8 million people find it hilarious, so clearly, it *is* funny.
Same with taste in films - there's quite a few on this thread that I wouldn't say are brilliant, but I enjoyed. Love Story is quite lovely. Nightmare Before Christmas is great - superb animation, funny, great voice acting and a couple of belting songs. I like Eyes Wide Shut, and it only seems to get more interesting with age. Lost in Translation is a film I really enjoyed too. I love Harry Hill, his stand up is amazing, and TV Burp was the funniest thing on TV for years, but the film wasn't his finest hour. Still found some laughs in it though.
But for worst films, Sex and the City 2 takes it by an absolute mile. Only just worse than the truly execrable Love Actually. But then some people love both! Love Actually's popularity is the most baffling thing in the history of film. At least even some die hard SATC fans despise SATC 2.
The other night John Carpenter's They Live was on Film 4 - been wanting to watch that for a while to see what wrestler Roddy Piper was like in it. It's got a real cult following, but it was dreadful - but dreadful enough to be quite enjoyable. |
This.
I love my missus, but we have never enjoyed the same film. |  | | |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 18:49 - Nov 14 with 1673 views | aston_hoop |
Hairspray with John Travolta in drag.
The things we do for our other halves. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:01 - Nov 14 with 1647 views | hantssi |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 18:33 - Nov 14 by BazzaInTheLoft |
This.
I love my missus, but we have never enjoyed the same film. |
Baz, me too, can’t remember the last film we saw together.
Her mate has a cinema pass and as she’s registered disabled gets to take a “carer” with her so my misses gets to see a lot of films for free!
Some she likes and would have paid to see some she admits are absolute pony! | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:23 - Nov 14 with 1623 views | stowmarketrange |
I forgot to mention the Blair witch project. |  | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:37 - Nov 14 with 1604 views | Superhoop83 |
Love Actually |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:41 - Nov 14 with 1602 views | flynnbo |
Private Benjamin and Footloose. As an avid Nouvelle Vague fan during my anal period (😮) I left my girlfriend in the cinema during the latter when Goldie Hawn pledged her sickening allegiance to America. Footloose was such a stupid concept!! |  | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:01 - Nov 14 with 1586 views | 81A |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:41 - Nov 14 by flynnbo |
Private Benjamin and Footloose. As an avid Nouvelle Vague fan during my anal period (😮) I left my girlfriend in the cinema during the latter when Goldie Hawn pledged her sickening allegiance to America. Footloose was such a stupid concept!! |
Its remakes that grind my gears. The most extreme example is how and why the superb Taking of Pelham 123 (the peerless Walter Mattheu as Garber) was remade in 2009 with Denzel Washington and John Travolta in an improbable techy mess.
Absolute stinker. | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:07 - Nov 14 with 1580 views | BlackCrowe |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 19:23 - Nov 14 by stowmarketrange |
I forgot to mention the Blair witch project. |
I went to a media pre-screening of that way before it was released and anyone knew what it was about (and was being hyped as a true story) - I'm ashamed to say i was a petrified wreck. |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:15 - Nov 14 with 1561 views | loftboy |
New contender, Air collision, just watching on the horror channel, so bad it’s almost funny. | |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:37 - Nov 14 with 1542 views | derbyhoop |
Titanic - the worst film to ever win a hatful of Oscars
Les Miserables - who told Russell Crowe he could sing
Dunkirk - 2 hours of my life I'll never get back |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:39 - Nov 14 with 1538 views | HamptonR |
The Godfather 3 is an abomination of a film but, thankfully does not destroy the legacy of 1 and 2.
Lost in Translation is an awful film, the trailer for it is better than the whole film put together.
Jaws 3 and 4..... enough said.
Footloose was so bad, it was really good.
For some reason they remade Footloose and the second attempt is absolutely shocking. | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:59 - Nov 14 with 1502 views | HAYESBOY |
The only film I have started to watch and never finished was "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen". Just didn't want to see anymore of it after half an hour.
Plenty of films I've hated after seeing them.
The Cook, the Thief, his wife and her Lover.
Antichrist
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Mamma Mia
Zero Dark Thirty
Venom |  |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:15 - Nov 14 with 1478 views | MrSheen |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:59 - Nov 14 by HAYESBOY |
The only film I have started to watch and never finished was "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen". Just didn't want to see anymore of it after half an hour.
Plenty of films I've hated after seeing them.
The Cook, the Thief, his wife and her Lover.
Antichrist
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Mamma Mia
Zero Dark Thirty
Venom |
You missed Uma’s bazoomas then? Your loss.
To be fair, about 6 of us went to Baron Munchausen, and I was the only one to stay to the end. |  | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:25 - Nov 14 with 1461 views | MrSheen |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 20:01 - Nov 14 by 81A |
Its remakes that grind my gears. The most extreme example is how and why the superb Taking of Pelham 123 (the peerless Walter Mattheu as Garber) was remade in 2009 with Denzel Washington and John Travolta in an improbable techy mess.
Absolute stinker. |
It amused me to see all the outrage recently about the sacrilege of the Ghostbusters remake, as I thought the original was complete poo. [Post edited 14 Nov 2020 21:26]
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:50 - Nov 14 with 1432 views | Kiwi76 |
First movie date with my wife was City of Angels with Meg Ryan as a brain surgeon who dies & Nicholas Cage as an angel - thank god we both agreed was pile of pants on exit or might’ve ended a 25yr relationship.
Oh & had the magnificent Goo-Goo Dolls song in there as well - Iris.... |  | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:57 - Nov 14 with 1425 views | HAYESBOY |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:15 - Nov 14 by MrSheen |
You missed Uma’s bazoomas then? Your loss.
To be fair, about 6 of us went to Baron Munchausen, and I was the only one to stay to the end. |
Nope, I've seen Mad Dog and Glory.
Second thoughts, looking on Kodi now for Baron Munchausen.......just in case. | |
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| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 22:03 - Nov 14 with 1411 views | MrSheen |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 21:57 - Nov 14 by HAYESBOY |
Nope, I've seen Mad Dog and Glory.
Second thoughts, looking on Kodi now for Baron Munchausen.......just in case. |
Funnily enough, they made an appearance in Les Liaisons Dangereuses, which I saw in the same week as Baron M, and I’ve never seen them since. | | | |
| Shyte Films That You've Had The Misfortune To Witness. on 22:55 - Nov 14 with 1359 views | stevec |
About a boy
Notting Hill (no it wasn’t)
Love Actually
Four Weddings |  | | |
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