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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 42930 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
[Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 with 1681 viewsdistortR

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

I'm behind again, it seems.

Anyone need my comms?


i've lost my stream so i'd appreciate it
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:56 - Feb 24 with 1675 viewsNov77

Kane cross Gk, repeat ad nauseum

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:56 - Feb 24 with 1671 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 by distortR

i've lost my stream so i'd appreciate it


Sound, man.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:56 - Feb 24 with 1637 viewspaulparker

Preston are Sh1t and there for the taking

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:56 - Feb 24 with 1639 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dyked wins it back, to Kane, cross, too long.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:57 - Feb 24 with 1606 viewsVancouverHoop

I think Kane is playing in a different match that no one else can see.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:57 - Feb 24 with 1614 viewsdannyblue

Kane's pass completion must be about 8%
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:57 - Feb 24 with 1566 viewsGreenbay

If Kane could get 20 per cent of his crosses in - then that would be good.
Must have put in 20 crosses so far and perhaps just 4 have been ok.
How about Kakay with his speed and can cross.
Waiting now for Uncle, Willock and Field - that will make a big difference.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 1553 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Cunningham shoots high and wide from long range.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 1534 viewsBostonR

Make the right subs we win this game.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 1516 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Barbet clearance cut out ends with Potts shooting wildly from long range.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 1515 viewsjoolsyp

I hope we see early subs again by Warbs. Proactive not reactive.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:59 - Feb 24 with 1449 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair spreads to Wallace, now Chair again, to Wallace but nicked away.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:59 - Feb 24 with 1434 viewsdannyblue

Idea: chair as rwb. He has the energy, discipline and quality on the ball. Height not such a problem with dickie inside.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:00 - Feb 24 with 1402 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Ref wants a new ball because we might have forgotten he was around.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:00 - Feb 24 with 1367 viewsVancouverHoop

Saw Willock running down from the stand just then, subs may be coming.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:01 - Feb 24 with 1363 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Sinclair cross-shot easy for Dieng.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:01 - Feb 24 with 1304 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dieng takes a Cunningham long ball.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:01 - Feb 24 with 1301 viewsGreenbay

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:57 - Feb 24 by Greenbay

If Kane could get 20 per cent of his crosses in - then that would be good.
Must have put in 20 crosses so far and perhaps just 4 have been ok.
How about Kakay with his speed and can cross.
Waiting now for Uncle, Willock and Field - that will make a big difference.


Meant to say more than 20% of his crosses first line.
Can't be long now before our subs come on.
Usually on the hour mark which is just a minute away.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:02 - Feb 24 with 1252 viewsNov77

Another let off

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:03 - Feb 24 with 1206 viewsR_from_afar

Sinclair blazes over after we were cut open

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:03 - Feb 24 with 1195 viewsNov77

Willock incoming

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:03 - Feb 24 with 1189 viewsjoolsyp

Thank Christ Preston can’t finish.

We’re crying out for Willock and Field.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:03 - Feb 24 with 1182 viewsthemodfather

come on rangers, we are defending well enough, just take our chance!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:03 - Feb 24 with 1166 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Sinclair shoots over as we get done down our right, poor cross picks out Sinclair coming on from the right and a poor effort.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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