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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 38211 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:04 - Feb 24 with 1667 viewsGreenbay

Subs about to come on.
Willock getting ready
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:04 - Feb 24 with 1654 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes to wallace, he loses it, chases back and gives away the free. Right touchline 12 out.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:05 - Feb 24 with 1603 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon takes, Dieng takes it on the bounce., no-one cut it out.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:05 - Feb 24 with 1574 viewsHunterhoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:43 - Feb 24 by rsonist

Ah you're probably right to be fair, I'm half cut and morose.


This last 10 mins is getting me there. We’re hurting ourselves needlessly. Too many players running on fumes.

Wallace, Johansen, Kane, Ball, even Dieng’s distribution is dreadful. We’re not possession with any care. It’s annoying. Their defence is there for the taking.

Another crap Kane cross. 8th of the night.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:06 - Feb 24 with 1521 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Kane out to Austin, low cross, Iversen takes.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:07 - Feb 24 with 1459 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dickie breaks up a move.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:07 - Feb 24 with 1439 viewsNov77

Kane with a worm killing toe punt of a cross.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:07 - Feb 24 with 1396 viewsStanisgod

Kane playing attack defence with pne goalie.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 with 1312 viewsstevec

We look jaded.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 with 1310 viewsMatch82

Qpr work the ball out wide to Kane on the right. Cross comes in, nobody on the end of it.

Just saving this here for you Bri for easy copy and paste
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 with 1294 viewsVancouverHoop

Dykes stumbles over a pass which would have seen him with a clear run on goal
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 with 1304 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Kakay has to come on for Kane.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 with 1254 viewsBrianMcCarthy

barbet goes to ground in the box. Wins it.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 with 1219 viewsstevec

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

Kakay has to come on for Kane.


No way. His crosses poor tonight but the blokes up and down non stop
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 with 1223 viewsGreenbay

Here comes Willock for Dykes
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 with 1204 viewsMatch82

That was a very risky but superbly executed touch from barbet there
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:10 - Feb 24 with 1188 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Willock on for Dykes.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:10 - Feb 24 with 1184 viewsMrSheen

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

barbet goes to ground in the box. Wins it.


Yikes, close to the man.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:10 - Feb 24 with 1181 viewsR_from_afar

Willock 4 Dykes. Romantic....

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:10 - Feb 24 with 1169 viewsBklynRanger

WILLER TIME
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:11 - Feb 24 with 1110 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:09 - Feb 24 by stevec

No way. His crosses poor tonight but the blokes up and down non stop


That's true, but we have the running of Cunningham and maybe we should take a chance that a fresh Kakay could get a couple of crosses in.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:11 - Feb 24 with 1096 viewsGreenbay

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

Kakay has to come on for Kane.


Yes Brian - spot on.
Warbs is surely going to bring on Uncle!
And a couple of other fresh legs.
We can win this.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:11 - Feb 24 with 1073 viewsVancouverHoop

Sometimes Chair has tendency to hold on to the ball too long and leave himself with no real opportunity.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:11 - Feb 24 with 1072 viewsjoolsyp

Better from Ilias - he seems to do much better when Willock is on the pitch.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:11 - Feb 24 with 1026 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Willock to Wallace, to JoJo, into the box, cut-back for Chair but intercepted.

Nice move.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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