The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34175 views | Dorse | It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time. What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope? Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:23 - Feb 24 with 1894 views | BrianMcCarthy | Gordon through ball blocked. Chair now, spreads from right to left, PNE clear but Ball has it on the left, Austin, spread to Kane, Chair, cross, cleared. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:24 - Feb 24 with 1817 views | BrianMcCarthy | Dykes gives away a free, their right, 35 out. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:25 - Feb 24 with 1754 views | BrianMcCarthy | Gordon takes, headed clear, back in by Brwon, headed clear, Storey shoots, GK. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:25 - Feb 24 with 1691 views | Nov77 | Kane with another crap cross | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1655 views | BrianMcCarthy | Dykes flicks on, Austin can't quite take, cleared. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1645 views | VancouverHoop | On the bright side. It isn't so long ago that, given Preston's pressure in our box, we'd have been three or four goals down by now | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1614 views | BrianMcCarthy | Dykes to Austin, out to Kane, cross, poor, GK. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:28 - Feb 24 with 1428 views | VancouverHoop | We might just manage to survive this half and regroup at half-time | | | | Login to get fewer ads
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 with 1367 views | strikerace | Austin is playing a pretty good holding midfield tonight | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 with 1328 views | plasmahoop | I don't think we've looked too bad. Nothing special, but competitive and solid | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1299 views | BrianMcCarthy | Good run by Dykes, kane slide-pass just long. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1270 views | R_from_afar | Dykes played in behind, pass slightly overhit, he can't get to it | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1269 views | larsricchi | could we ask Gordon to sit out the second half, because that would be swell | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1258 views | BrianMcCarthy | Gordon heads over. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1226 views | Nov77 | Living dangerously, poor kick from dieng | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:31 - Feb 24 with 1187 views | BrianMcCarthy | 45 of 46 played. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:31 - Feb 24 with 1127 views | VancouverHoop | Poor clearance by Dieng leads to a close attempt by PNE. HT | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1104 views | BrianMcCarthy | Dickie poor clearance, Kane dives in, Gordon cross, laid back to Evans shoots wide. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1083 views | welwynranger |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 by BostonR | We are looking lightweight all over the park tonight. If either of those Dykes chances fall to Charlie it’s 1-0. |
Disappointing tonight should be 2 down. The last 2 chances have been too close | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1083 views | BrianMcCarthy | HT. | |
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1060 views | strikerace | Wow. Willock and Fields please. Dykes really doesn't do much. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1054 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 by strikerace | Austin is playing a pretty good holding midfield tonight |
That is why he gets tired and has to be subbed off IMO he should be up top to snatch those chances | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1045 views | joolsyp | We’re doing a lot of pissballing about at the back. Not a good half - the only positive being it’s still 0-0. Need to do a better job pressing Gordon and Potts. Honestly, would take a 0-0 right now. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 1019 views | rsonist | Absolute dog muck. Very persuasive moral argument from Warbs for playing well and losing. | | | |
The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 998 views | Greenbay | Thank goodness Preston have not got their shooting boots on or indeed headers on target. They should be 5-2 ahead after Dykes missed 2 good chances. But with Willock and Adomah to come on in the second half and Field - then with a bit of luck we might just nick this. Optimistic as always. | | | |
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