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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34175 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
[Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:23 - Feb 24 with 1894 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon through ball blocked.

Chair now, spreads from right to left, PNE clear but Ball has it on the left, Austin, spread to Kane, Chair, cross, cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:24 - Feb 24 with 1817 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes gives away a free, their right, 35 out.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:25 - Feb 24 with 1754 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon takes, headed clear, back in by Brwon, headed clear, Storey shoots, GK.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:25 - Feb 24 with 1691 viewsNov77

Kane with another crap cross

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1655 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes flicks on, Austin can't quite take, cleared.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1645 viewsVancouverHoop

On the bright side. It isn't so long ago that, given Preston's pressure in our box, we'd have been three or four goals down by now
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:26 - Feb 24 with 1614 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes to Austin, out to Kane, cross, poor, GK.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:28 - Feb 24 with 1428 viewsVancouverHoop

We might just manage to survive this half and regroup at half-time
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 with 1367 viewsstrikerace

Austin is playing a pretty good holding midfield tonight
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 with 1328 viewsplasmahoop

I don't think we've looked too bad. Nothing special, but competitive and solid
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1299 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Good run by Dykes, kane slide-pass just long.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1270 viewsR_from_afar

Dykes played in behind, pass slightly overhit, he can't get to it

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1269 viewslarsricchi

could we ask Gordon to sit out the second half, because that would be swell
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1258 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Gordon heads over.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:30 - Feb 24 with 1226 viewsNov77

Living dangerously, poor kick from dieng

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:31 - Feb 24 with 1187 viewsBrianMcCarthy

45 of 46 played.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:31 - Feb 24 with 1127 viewsVancouverHoop

Poor clearance by Dieng leads to a close attempt by PNE.

HT
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1104 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dickie poor clearance, Kane dives in, Gordon cross, laid back to Evans shoots wide.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1083 viewswelwynranger

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:18 - Feb 24 by BostonR

We are looking lightweight all over the park tonight. If either of those Dykes chances fall to Charlie it’s 1-0.


Disappointing tonight should be 2 down. The last 2 chances have been too close
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1083 viewsBrianMcCarthy

HT.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1060 viewsstrikerace

Wow. Willock and Fields please.
Dykes really doesn't do much.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1054 viewsCLAREMAN1995

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:29 - Feb 24 by strikerace

Austin is playing a pretty good holding midfield tonight


That is why he gets tired and has to be subbed off IMO he should be up top to snatch those chances
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:32 - Feb 24 with 1045 viewsjoolsyp

We’re doing a lot of pissballing about at the back. Not a good half - the only positive being it’s still 0-0. Need to do a better job pressing Gordon and Potts.

Honestly, would take a 0-0 right now.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 1019 viewsrsonist

Absolute dog muck. Very persuasive moral argument from Warbs for playing well and losing.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:33 - Feb 24 with 998 viewsGreenbay

Thank goodness Preston have not got their shooting boots on or indeed headers on target.
They should be 5-2 ahead after Dykes missed 2 good chances.
But with Willock and Adomah to come on in the second half and Field - then with a bit of luck we might just nick this. Optimistic as always.
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