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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34294 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:45 - Feb 24 with 1261 viewsMedwayR

Id probably give it 15mins then get Willock & Bonne on for Dykes & Austin. By my calculations that should give enough time for Bonne to have 37 chances and score a goal or two...

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:45 - Feb 24 with 1259 viewsPinnerPaul

Giving the ball away for fun is never good, we've had 2 good chances, they've had 4, so Dykes not the only striker in the world who misses!

Keep the ball better, some fresh legs and the game isn't over just yet!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:46 - Feb 24 with 1232 viewsMyke

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:36 - Feb 24 by Hunterhoop

It’s miles better than vs Bournemouth where we didn’t have a half decent chance in the first half, let alone a shot on target.

We’ve had time and space to create about 6 goal scoring opportunities. We created two and missed them, but they are giving Kane the freedom of the right flank. He has to do better with his delivery. 0-5 in the half of getting his cross even remotely near a forward.


Agree he's been poor tonight but thought his last cross was perfect- very surprised Chaz didn't gamble on that
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:47 - Feb 24 with 1203 viewsjohncharles

There’s one loanee from Liverpool and another from Everton. The Liverpool guy just passed to the Everton guy !!! would you Adam and Eve !

Strong and stable my arse.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:47 - Feb 24 with 1173 viewsMickS

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:47 - Feb 24 by johncharles

There’s one loanee from Liverpool and another from Everton. The Liverpool guy just passed to the Everton guy !!! would you Adam and Eve !


Thanks for letting me know that mate.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:48 - Feb 24 with 1139 viewsBrianMcCarthy

No changes at HT.

We're back on.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:49 - Feb 24 with 1107 viewsMickS

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:47 - Feb 24 by johncharles

There’s one loanee from Liverpool and another from Everton. The Liverpool guy just passed to the Everton guy !!! would you Adam and Eve !


Might go the other way soon, keep ‘em peeled.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:49 - Feb 24 with 1093 viewsVancouverHoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:43 - Feb 24 by rsonist

Ah you're probably right to be fair, I'm half cut and morose.


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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:50 - Feb 24 with 1091 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair out to Kane after a great move, good cross, but blocked.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:50 - Feb 24 with 1064 viewsed_83

Disappointing but not disastrous first half. We've been comfortably second best, but we've looked relatively solid at the back, created a few chances, and we're still very much in it.

Ball, Johansen and Chair need to step up second half though, we're all over the place in midfield - I know the conditions are dire but that hasn't stopped Preston creating lots more than us.

Feel like if we come out with a bit more energy and intensity, we're well placed to nick it - they've lost 4 on the trot, can imagine their heads dropping if they go behind again.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:51 - Feb 24 with 1039 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair out to Wallace, Chair, JoJo spreads to Kane, blocked.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:51 - Feb 24 with 979 viewsMalintabuk

Much better start to this half
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:52 - Feb 24 with 977 viewsNov77

Austin slices one wide

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:52 - Feb 24 with 970 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dickie great ball, Dykes on the right, cuts in, cut-back blocked.

Austin on the left, spreads to Kane, Kane shot blocked.

Corner to us on the right.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:53 - Feb 24 with 932 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Chair, finds Austin, shoots wide.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:53 - Feb 24 with 900 viewsstrikerace

Oh, Austin just missed that volley
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:53 - Feb 24 with 894 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Cameron down, head injury?

No, he's ok.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 with 870 viewsMalintabuk

Great touch there by Dykes
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 with 868 viewsBrianMcCarthy

I'm behind again, it seems.

Anyone need my comms?

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 with 868 viewsed_83

Bounces through to Charlie from the corner, on his left foot, just wide. We’re looking much sharper this half.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 with 861 viewsBurnleyhoop

We seem totally reliant on Kane putting decent crosses in, which ain’t happening, yet Preston are pummelling good crosses in from both flanks at will.

Hanging on until changes are made, but we need to react soon or this has a loss written all over it.

Sort it Warbs!!
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 with 802 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dykes, nice, to Chair, cross blocked.

Chait cross now, offside.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 with 796 viewsVancouverHoop

Looking a bit better this half.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 with 769 viewsStanisgod

Better 5 mins

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:55 - Feb 24 with 761 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Ball breaks up a move, out to Wallace, hacked down.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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