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Chris Martin ?.. Make love to my discarded footware. That’s it for me. Good night Vienna. Last one out, pull the chain. I can’t take any more of this shyte. I’m doing weeding the garden from now on. FMOB on a bike.
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Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!
I'm by no means a fan of his but he did at least score 12 goals last season compared to Dykes' 9
This signing is just to have a body up top to allow Lowe drop back into the 3 behind the front man, at least while Dykes recuperates. And again tbf we've seen how much we're crying out for a focal point up front the past few games. He's not mobile so he'll definitely stay up there!
Yes, I'm clutching at as many straws as possible atm
This tells you how desperate we are and how unlikely it is that Dykes is returning any time soon.
Also, if Chris Martin looks energetic or mobile for us it will be a damning reflection on everyone else in the squad.
I’m sure he’s very cheap (maybe costing us the money saved on Bonne’s and Thomas’ contracts being paid up), just not sure he’s any good (at this level or below) anymore.
Critchley really must not like any of our squad to reach for this emergency rip chord.
Oh, and I cannot believe this is a Belk scouted signing. I highly doubt Martin has been tearing up to optics on key data points.