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New Signing 15:51 - Feb 6 with 77670 viewsAntti_Heinola

Club just teasing a new signing on twitter...

must be an out of contract player?

Bare bones.

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New Signing on 15:52 - Feb 6 with 20418 viewsaston_hoop

Looks like a Chris Martin reference

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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New Signing on 15:53 - Feb 6 with 20386 viewsGaryBannister86

Oh god, Chris Martin? Jordan Hugill? Someone well past it, anyway, no doubt....
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New Signing on 15:54 - Feb 6 with 20359 viewsTheChef

Shaun Derry?

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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New Signing on 15:54 - Feb 6 with 20364 viewsAntti_Heinola

Christ I think it's Chris Martin.

Can you imagine?

Bare bones.

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New Signing on 15:56 - Feb 6 with 20328 viewsQPunkR

New Signing on 15:54 - Feb 6 by Antti_Heinola

Christ I think it's Chris Martin.

Can you imagine?


Lot of the Tw@tteratti thinking along the same lines

Shit but local

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New Signing on 15:56 - Feb 6 with 20322 viewsJigsore

my god we are down bad
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New Signing on 15:57 - Feb 6 with 20293 viewsTheChef

New Signing on 15:54 - Feb 6 by Antti_Heinola

Christ I think it's Chris Martin.

Can you imagine?



Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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New Signing on 15:57 - Feb 6 with 20302 viewsaston_hoop

It is Chris Martin

https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/clu

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New Signing on 16:00 - Feb 6 with 20205 viewsNorthernr

Fck me dead.
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New Signing on 16:01 - Feb 6 with 20173 viewsAntti_Heinola

jesus christ.

I thought we as fans were desperate.

Not as desperate as Critchley or the club it seems.

Bare bones.

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New Signing on 16:01 - Feb 6 with 20160 viewsLblock



Sticking to the plan...........

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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New Signing on 16:02 - Feb 6 with 20144 viewsGaryBannister86

New Signing on 16:00 - Feb 6 by Northernr

Fck me dead.


Look underneath the announcement on Twitter. People rejoicing that it would mean Dykes is dropped. Not a brain cell in sight.

This is a disgusting turd of a signing.
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New Signing on 16:02 - Feb 6 with 20129 viewsHunterhoop

My word.
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New Signing on 16:02 - Feb 6 with 20134 viewsToast_R

He'll score on Saturday.
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New Signing on 16:02 - Feb 6 with 20113 viewsTheChef

Definitely reached the 'all you can do is laugh' stage.

Might take out some Millwall players by sitting on them.

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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New Signing on 16:03 - Feb 6 with 20111 viewsShotKneesHoop

New Signing on 15:57 - Feb 6 by aston_hoop

It is Chris Martin

https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/clu


Chris Martin ?.. Make love to my discarded footware. That’s it for me. Good night Vienna. Last one out, pull the chain. I can’t take any more of this shyte. I’m doing weeding the garden from now on. FMOB on a bike.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2023 16:04]

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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New Signing on 16:03 - Feb 6 with 20082 viewsDieByYourSide

What is the point

Poll: And it's hi ho

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New Signing on 16:04 - Feb 6 with 20047 viewsaston_hoop

I thought people wanted an experienced mouthy cünt to shout at people? There you go

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New Signing on 16:04 - Feb 6 with 20044 viewsMonkey_Roots

My mate said he came into his first interview singing "I will try and fix you".

Edit: TheChef already did this... sorry.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2023 16:05]
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New Signing on 16:05 - Feb 6 with 20002 viewsTheChef


Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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New Signing on 16:05 - Feb 6 with 20008 viewsQPunkR

I'm by no means a fan of his but he did at least score 12 goals last season compared to Dykes' 9

This signing is just to have a body up top to allow Lowe drop back into the 3 behind the front man, at least while Dykes recuperates. And again tbf we've seen how much we're crying out for a focal point up front the past few games. He's not mobile so he'll definitely stay up there!


Yes, I'm clutching at as many straws as possible atm

Shit but local

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New Signing on 16:06 - Feb 6 with 19950 viewsHunterhoop

This tells you how desperate we are and how unlikely it is that Dykes is returning any time soon.

Also, if Chris Martin looks energetic or mobile for us it will be a damning reflection on everyone else in the squad.

I’m sure he’s very cheap (maybe costing us the money saved on Bonne’s and Thomas’ contracts being paid up), just not sure he’s any good (at this level or below) anymore.

Critchley really must not like any of our squad to reach for this emergency rip chord.

Oh, and I cannot believe this is a Belk scouted signing. I highly doubt Martin has been tearing up to optics on key data points.
[Post edited 6 Feb 2023 16:07]
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New Signing on 16:06 - Feb 6 with 19940 viewsHarbour

I guess Lyndon going to be out for some time and Martin as replacement…see how that goes!
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New Signing on 16:06 - Feb 6 with 19905 viewsBerkoRanger

New Signing on 16:02 - Feb 6 by Toast_R

He'll score on Saturday.


Wouldn't surprise me! A six foot nuisance in the box is exactly what we need. Well, I'm a happy bunny.
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New Signing on 16:07 - Feb 6 with 19862 viewsvanrrrr

I was chuckling watching Waghorn Saturday –- not laughing now
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