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Most irritating and mutable commentaror 18:30 - Feb 22 with 5791 viewsBlackCrowe

Peter Drury must be up there...complete tw@t.

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 18:46 - Feb 22 with 2442 viewsRs_Holy

Clive Tyldesley was a real pain in the harris ... I think he has retired now?
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:01 - Feb 22 with 2371 viewsstevec

Jonathan Pearce by a country mile.

‘Oooh, if he made contact, it’s a penalty’. No it’s not you stupid fat fck.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:08 - Feb 22 with 2341 viewsNed_Kennedys

Drury is an appalling commentator. He’s obviously trying not to shout out the name of the player taking a shot EVERY TIME but he’s struggling as that’s all he’s got.
The current bunch are leagues behind Davies, Motson and Moore. In fact the best ones tend to do the minor Sky Plus matches.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:15 - Feb 22 with 2315 viewsted_hendrix

I'm not sure of they're names but as I only watch Sky goals there's some commentating gonk who every week without fail say's the same tiresome drivel ''He should have done better there'' really?
Watched the Championship goals last night and a lot of the highlights were without commentary (which was nice).

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:22 - Feb 22 with 2282 viewsBlackCrowe

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 18:46 - Feb 22 by Rs_Holy

Clive Tyldesley was a real pain in the harris ... I think he has retired now?


Yeah Tyldsley was unlistenable too. Thankfully retired. Disappointingly i saw an interview with him reflecting on his career and he came across as decent sort.

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:25 - Feb 22 with 2263 viewsSharpediver

I remember back in the day - 70s and 80s commentators did just that. Commentate. They would let the pictures of the match do the talking, they never over egged the pudding. Modern commentators are already extrapolating the score after 20 minutes into what will happen over the course of the season. Even the sky commentator yesterday was speculating about Hull challenging for automatic promotion and QPR in the play offs. When, let's face it, both teams were dire for the majority of the match. Brian Moore was my favourite. An absolute genius for simply explaining what was in front of him in a generous and genuinely enthusiastic way.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:30 - Feb 22 with 2245 viewsNorthernr

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:22 - Feb 22 by BlackCrowe

Yeah Tyldsley was unlistenable too. Thankfully retired. Disappointingly i saw an interview with him reflecting on his career and he came across as decent sort.


He improved miles at the back end of his career and I actually quite enjoyed him with Ally McCoist doing ITV FA Cup games and World Cup last few years.

He was insufferable in his heyday on the Champions League though because he's a Man Utd fan and he constantly laboured under the misapprehension the whole country was desperate for them to win the thing. We used to have a sweepstake on how long it would take him to crowbar a mention of "United" into fcking Spurs v Tamworth.

Worst one now by far is Gary Weaver. Just constantly desperate to show you what a brilliant commentator he is. Constantly talking about castles and citadels and cities and towns and these people and this club. Somebody "plants their flag" about four times a game. People and teams are constantly "refusing to lie down" and "will not go away". He genuinely opened his Championship season last year by saying "this division changes lives". Just let the fcking moment breathe for goodness sake. He was vomiting all over the top of full time in the Sheffield game today, let the pictures do the talking.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:32 - Feb 22 with 2238 viewsCamberleyR

Gary F*cking Weaver

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:41 - Feb 22 with 2157 viewsted_hendrix

On the other hand Barry Davies was Masterful and Interesting.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:49 - Feb 22 with 2144 viewshateley_legend

Easy call for me - Vicki Sparks. Always sounds as though she's trying her best to do a (bad) impression of John Motson's mannerisms. Insufferable.

No axe to grind whatsoever with female commentators in general - Robyn Cowen is excellent. But Vicki, wind it in.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:02 - Feb 22 with 2107 viewsBlackCrowe

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:49 - Feb 22 by hateley_legend

Easy call for me - Vicki Sparks. Always sounds as though she's trying her best to do a (bad) impression of John Motson's mannerisms. Insufferable.

No axe to grind whatsoever with female commentators in general - Robyn Cowen is excellent. But Vicki, wind it in.


I'll get hit for this but women football commentators (not pundits) are too screechy. The women on TMS are excellent - plus i've got a bit crush on Isa Guha.

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:04 - Feb 22 with 2102 viewsSteveB

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:49 - Feb 22 by hateley_legend

Easy call for me - Vicki Sparks. Always sounds as though she's trying her best to do a (bad) impression of John Motson's mannerisms. Insufferable.

No axe to grind whatsoever with female commentators in general - Robyn Cowen is excellent. But Vicki, wind it in.


Ally McCoist for me, I can't stand him. Chels supporting prick. We have heard your 5 jokes a million times.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:07 - Feb 22 with 2092 viewsJamesB1979

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:30 - Feb 22 by Northernr

He improved miles at the back end of his career and I actually quite enjoyed him with Ally McCoist doing ITV FA Cup games and World Cup last few years.

He was insufferable in his heyday on the Champions League though because he's a Man Utd fan and he constantly laboured under the misapprehension the whole country was desperate for them to win the thing. We used to have a sweepstake on how long it would take him to crowbar a mention of "United" into fcking Spurs v Tamworth.

Worst one now by far is Gary Weaver. Just constantly desperate to show you what a brilliant commentator he is. Constantly talking about castles and citadels and cities and towns and these people and this club. Somebody "plants their flag" about four times a game. People and teams are constantly "refusing to lie down" and "will not go away". He genuinely opened his Championship season last year by saying "this division changes lives". Just let the fcking moment breathe for goodness sake. He was vomiting all over the top of full time in the Sheffield game today, let the pictures do the talking.


😂😂😂 “castles and citadels” love it. Yes, he is a f.ucking idiot. I’ve no idea why he gets a lot of big games. I thought he was pretty insulting revelling in Sheffield Wednesday’s relegation. I mean, they knew this was coming but relegation is still feels bloody awful as we know all too well.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:15 - Feb 22 with 2051 viewsMick_S

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 19:32 - Feb 22 by CamberleyR

Gary F*cking Weaver


All
Feckin’
Day.

He genuinely ruins football.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:37 - Feb 22 with 1967 viewsnumptydumpty

Nick London.

"Patrick Bamford, you're a diving cheat - Patrick Bamford, you're a diving cheat."


QPR hierarchy !!!!


Whole scenario and the ultimate removal from post, was all quite bizarre.


If only , commentators said what they really thought, as opposed to facing libellous charges, if they did so.


Wasn't mutable for me, but that was what indeed happened to Nick.
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"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:41 - Feb 22 with 1950 viewsNorthernr

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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:46 - Feb 22 with 1932 viewscolinallcars

Ken Wolstenholme was good.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:53 - Feb 22 with 1892 viewsnumptydumpty

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:46 - Feb 22 by colinallcars

Ken Wolstenholme was good.


Best line ever....

It is now !!

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:00 - Feb 22 with 1870 viewsSpaceman_P

Anyone on ITV was terrible
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:01 - Feb 22 with 1862 viewsjack10qpr

Stunned to see no mention of Sam Matterface yet. He is an instant mute. Look at that Eze goal for England as an example. He is also desperate to try and crowbar in chelsea scum talk, no matter how strenuous the link.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:02 - Feb 22 with 1857 viewscolinallcars

This may not be true…..but when BBC radio started football broadcasts the commentator would say something like, “and Blenkinsop plays the ball into Preston's half, square 2” to give the listener an idea where the ball was. The origin of the phrase “back to square one”
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:16 - Feb 22 with 1804 viewsRed_Ranger

Kerry Dixon - He 'works' alongside various main commentators - he adds nothing, absolutely nothing , ever. Complete moron. Says things like 'he wont be happy with that' or 'he knows what he's doing'.
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:17 - Feb 22 with 1804 views222gers

Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 20:53 - Feb 22 by numptydumpty

Best line ever....

It is now !!


And of course the opening track of the Dentists first album…


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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:17 - Feb 22 with 1801 viewsPaddyhoops

Hugh johns was the best commentator ever . For those of us old enough to remember.
John Murray on BBC 5 live is right up there.
For us Irish on here . Jimmy McGee was a bit of of legend back in the day.,
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Most irritating and mutable commentaror on 21:26 - Feb 22 with 1772 viewsbosh67

John Murray on BBC 5 Live. I am sure he's a lovely fellow but he seems to have some kind of orgasm every time the ball gets near the area.

AND HE WHIPS A STUNNING BALL INTO THE AREA AND OOOOOOHHHH... and it goes out for a throw in.

Never knowingly right.
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