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ABSOLUTE JOKE! 12:56 - Apr 22 with 10064 viewsMarshy67

So Liam Rosenior given a 5 year contract back in January is sacked after 4 months.
Chels have to cough up £24 million to pay him off!!!!
How many managers last 5 years?
Bonkers, and it really sums up that mob in SW6
Then you get Jason Cundy on Talksport saying he couldn't think of a worse Chels performance.
So where was he on 31 March 1986?
Of course Chels were just an ordinary Division 1 team with the chairman talking about putting up electrified fences around the pitch.
Many home games attracting attendances under 20000.
12000 for the final home game v Watford.
Yes we moan and groan cus and curse about Rangers performances and we are not World Champions (!) but I'm so glad my old man took me to the Bush on 1 October 1966 and not to SW6.
The Rangers.MY TEAM and proud of it.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:01 - Apr 22 with 2515 viewsted_hendrix

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 18:13 - Apr 22 by Juzzie

As hilarious as it is, it’s not just a Chelsea thing. A few defeats and you’re out. It’s ridiculous.
I don’t blame the managers, lovely pay off. I’d take that.

Yet ticket prices, merchandise, tv subscriptions will just keep going up to cover it and people will keep paying like sheep.


** tv subscriptions will just keep going up to cover it and people will keep paying like sheep.**

This bloke wont and this bloke hasn't either.
[Post edited 22 Apr 21:04]

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:25 - Apr 22 with 2413 viewskensalriser

It is a joke, an absolutely hilarious one.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:27 - Apr 22 with 2405 viewsJuzzie

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:01 - Apr 22 by ted_hendrix

** tv subscriptions will just keep going up to cover it and people will keep paying like sheep.**

This bloke wont and this bloke hasn't either.
[Post edited 22 Apr 21:04]


Same, cancelled sky sports about 10 years ago.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:30 - Apr 22 with 2377 views7374Ranger

I said to friends when they appointed him that I was amazed at his 6 year contract as the managers/head coaches are usually sacked within 2 years. I added it will be a very healthy payoff for him when he leaves.

Did the owners ever see the 'how not to run a football club' items that went out about QPR?
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:33 - Apr 22 with 2370 viewsqprxtc

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 15:37 - Apr 22 by DannyPaddox

Wed 05 May 1982
Chelsea 2-2 Orient
Att: 6,009

Electric fence w@nkers!


Wednesday, 5th May 1982
Chelsea 2 2 Orient
6,009

Wednesday, 7th Apr 1982
Chelsea 4 1 Cambridge United
6,196

Saturday, 12th Mar 1983
Chelsea 4 2 Carlisle United
6,677

Tuesday, 4th Oct 1988
Chelsea 2 0 Walsall
6,747

Saturday, 18th Dec 1982
Chelsea 2 1 Bolton Wanderers
6,903

Saturday, 26th Feb 1983
Chelsea 2 0 Blackburn Rovers
6,982

Saturday, 1st Oct 1988
Chelsea 2 1 Leicester City
7,050

Wednesday, 12th Feb 1992
Chelsea 1 1 Southampton
7,148

Saturday, 26th Mar 1983
Chelsea 0 3 Barnsley
7,223


Loyal supporters my fkin arse. When the chips are down these lot lose their salt and vinegar.

Soggy chip butty gits
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:35 - Apr 22 with 2348 viewsMrSheen

Happy day for Leroy. Chelsea millions down and he gets his son back.
[Post edited 22 Apr 19:36]
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:36 - Apr 22 with 2348 viewsJuzzie

I think he’d only get the full £24m if he doesn’t work again for the duration of the contract.
If he takes up another job then the payments stop.

Let’s say he doesn’t work again (I wouldn’t) that would work out at £2m a week for the time he was there
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 20:15 - Apr 22 with 2277 viewsMyke

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:36 - Apr 22 by Juzzie

I think he’d only get the full £24m if he doesn’t work again for the duration of the contract.
If he takes up another job then the payments stop.

Let’s say he doesn’t work again (I wouldn’t) that would work out at £2m a week for the time he was there


Kind of like alimony so? On the plus side for Rosenior ( apart from all that dosh) he said in his post - match interview that he never wanted to see a performance like that again - he got his wish.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 20:37 - Apr 22 with 2202 viewsPhildo

Don’t cry because it’s over laugh because it happened
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 22:17 - Apr 22 with 2058 viewsBrazilNutR

Just read on the Beeb rumours bit "Sunderland could sack French manager Regis Le Bris at the end of the season if he fails to secure European football for the club. (Talksport)"

that would be insane.. a comfortable top half finish not good enough for first season back in the prem anymore..
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 22:21 - Apr 22 with 2051 viewsstowmarketrange

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:33 - Apr 22 by qprxtc

Wednesday, 5th May 1982
Chelsea 2 2 Orient
6,009

Wednesday, 7th Apr 1982
Chelsea 4 1 Cambridge United
6,196

Saturday, 12th Mar 1983
Chelsea 4 2 Carlisle United
6,677

Tuesday, 4th Oct 1988
Chelsea 2 0 Walsall
6,747

Saturday, 18th Dec 1982
Chelsea 2 1 Bolton Wanderers
6,903

Saturday, 26th Feb 1983
Chelsea 2 0 Blackburn Rovers
6,982

Saturday, 1st Oct 1988
Chelsea 2 1 Leicester City
7,050

Wednesday, 12th Feb 1992
Chelsea 1 1 Southampton
7,148

Saturday, 26th Mar 1983
Chelsea 0 3 Barnsley
7,223


Loyal supporters my fkin arse. When the chips are down these lot lose their salt and vinegar.

Soggy chip butty gits


Maybe that’s the chelshite the fans want back?
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 00:23 - Apr 23 with 1950 viewsSydneyRs

Publicly turned on the players at the weekend and his usual half David Brent half Will from inbetweeners style interviews were nowhere to be seen. Knew he was gone then.

I'd happily manage them for a few months, lose regularly and take the money.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 00:25 - Apr 23 with 1946 viewsSydneyRs

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 19:30 - Apr 22 by 7374Ranger

I said to friends when they appointed him that I was amazed at his 6 year contract as the managers/head coaches are usually sacked within 2 years. I added it will be a very healthy payoff for him when he leaves.

Did the owners ever see the 'how not to run a football club' items that went out about QPR?


Will they sell the women's team again to help pay for it?
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 09:16 - Apr 23 with 1727 viewsKensalT

Good article tearing into Chelsea's failings (what's not to like!)

https://www.theguardian.com/fo

I was particularly struck by these points:

- Young players need some wise old heads in the mix for guidance

- Players don't respond well to managerial churn

- Don't like the "LinkedIn vibe"

- Defensively wide open

- Muscle injuries piling up

This could almost have been written about us
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 10:20 - Apr 23 with 1633 viewsbosh67

I think Rosenior was always on a hiding to nothing because on day one it was clear the players were like, who the f*ck is this guy? He also spoke bollox very calmly which was very confusing and threw his players under the bus (probably quite rightly) which of course made them effectively down tools. Not that Rosenior cares. He's just made enough money to retire if he likes courtesy of Chelsea's bizarre accountancy and financing system.

Chelsea is a poison chalice now. You half think that Todd Boehly should probably do what he's always threatened and run it himself. Then sack himself for a Billion dollar compensation fee.

I know they are our arch rivals but the fans there must be doing their nut. It's an absolute car crash of a club now if you are a fan.

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 10:28 - Apr 23 with 1621 viewsjohnhoop

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 10:20 - Apr 23 by bosh67

I think Rosenior was always on a hiding to nothing because on day one it was clear the players were like, who the f*ck is this guy? He also spoke bollox very calmly which was very confusing and threw his players under the bus (probably quite rightly) which of course made them effectively down tools. Not that Rosenior cares. He's just made enough money to retire if he likes courtesy of Chelsea's bizarre accountancy and financing system.

Chelsea is a poison chalice now. You half think that Todd Boehly should probably do what he's always threatened and run it himself. Then sack himself for a Billion dollar compensation fee.

I know they are our arch rivals but the fans there must be doing their nut. It's an absolute car crash of a club now if you are a fan.


Great, isn’t it? If only they could go the same way as Tottenham.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 11:12 - Apr 23 with 1553 viewsDannyPaddox

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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 12:32 - Apr 23 with 1425 viewsRs_Holy

knuckle dragging fans still singing Roman Abromovich at matches despite all his financial cheating and being Putins puppet!
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 15:44 - Apr 23 with 1248 viewsdsw2509

I read that Rosenior only gets 1 year’s money as compo for getting the push.

It’s still a hoot though.
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 17:01 - Apr 23 with 1166 viewsfrancisbowles

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 15:44 - Apr 23 by dsw2509

I read that Rosenior only gets 1 year’s money as compo for getting the push.

It’s still a hoot though.


If this is true, can someone explain how you sign a multi year contract but only get one years money, if you are sacked?
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ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 17:45 - Apr 23 with 1130 viewsJuzzie

ABSOLUTE JOKE! on 17:01 - Apr 23 by francisbowles

If this is true, can someone explain how you sign a multi year contract but only get one years money, if you are sacked?


If they put it in the contract and he signed it, I guess it's legally binding. Even if it's "only" circa £5m, he won't starve. Not bad for three months work (plus the 3 months salary).
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