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Nathan Jones 07:06 - Sep 10 with 7673 viewsMedwayR

"We scored the only goal of the game. I am sick of it. On the weekend, I had to put up with a performance from an individual that was beyond the realm of belief.

Tonight, he had one decision to make and he gave offside. The goal is a great goal and a great counter-attack. It is onside and has cost us three points. The arrogance of the linesman is mental. He has looked at me like I have volleyed his cat.

He is looking at me as if I have done something; he has made the biggest error of the night and has cost us the game. Our goalkeeper has had to make one save and we scored the one goal.”


From the replay I’ve seen it looked quite clearly offside, but either way Jones is not the full ticket!

Poll: Who’s better?

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Nathan Jones on 15:41 - Sep 10 with 2140 viewsGroveR

Nathan Jones on 11:17 - Sep 10 by nick_hammersmith

https://www.sportbible.com/foo

His camera check and rehearsed celebration/prayer always reminds me of this perfect moment




[Post edited 10 Sep 11:20]


Hang on, are you trying to tell me that this celebration was performatively staged directly into the closest Sky Sports camera and not "spontaneous" as Nate would have us believe?



I'm shooketh I tell thee, shooketh.
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Nathan Jones on 15:53 - Sep 10 with 2100 viewsWestonsuperR

Nathan Jones on 11:32 - Sep 10 by nick_hammersmith

I think Wegner was always an advocate for the "clear daylight" rule
(when his team had some of the fastest players in the league)

I agree, being played on by a toenail is ridiculous.
Also, I've never understood the "interfering with play" part.


I believe it’s something that Wenger has recently suggested, I thought there was a trial of this in a league somewhere. Actually makes a bit of sense to me.
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Nathan Jones on 16:01 - Sep 10 with 2058 viewsJuzzie

We all hate it when we feel hard done by. Wasn't boro's goal on Saturday offside? (I've not actually seen it but seen comments it was) but he acts like he's the only one it happens to.

Yes, decisions like that could get a manager sacked (see Graham Taylor's comment to a ref many years ago) further down the line as a result as a series of negative results but he's an absolute over-dramatic melt.
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Nathan Jones on 23:15 - Sep 10 with 1765 viewsEN_Ranger

Could have been off, could have been on - all I know is that our league is a thousand times better and more spontaneous without VAR
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Nathan Jones on 00:02 - Sep 11 with 1707 viewsSydneyRs

It must be a nightmare being him. That amount of twitchy nervous energy. How do you ever sleep?
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Nathan Jones on 00:19 - Sep 11 with 1673 viewsVancouverHoop

Hewed fingernails aside, I'm somewhat concerned for his family (assuming he has one.) The amount of stress he must bring home must be terrifying.
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Nathan Jones on 00:40 - Sep 11 with 1641 viewsSydneyRs

Nathan Jones on 00:19 - Sep 11 by VancouverHoop

Hewed fingernails aside, I'm somewhat concerned for his family (assuming he has one.) The amount of stress he must bring home must be terrifying.


A Charlton mate mentioned that Jones tapes his hands during games to avoid chewing his fingernails.

The closest I could think of in another person is the comedian Mark Watson, who displays similar levels of nervous energy during his live shows and makes no secret of the anxiety etc he lives with. He had to go off mid show during one we went to in what was basically a panic attack. When he later returned to complete the show the audience got right behind him which was great to see.
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Nathan Jones on 08:56 - Sep 11 with 1463 viewsRBlock

Overestimating your tolerance and thinking you can handle the vindaloo at the curry house.

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Nathan Jones on 09:12 - Sep 11 with 1445 viewsStrawberryHillR

Nathan Jones on 15:53 - Sep 10 by WestonsuperR

I believe it’s something that Wenger has recently suggested, I thought there was a trial of this in a league somewhere. Actually makes a bit of sense to me.


It's a nice idea, but surely we will just end up arguing over what 'clear daylight' is and we'll be back to checking whether a defender's fingernail on an outstretched hand is in line with any part of the forward's back leg, thus denying clear daylight, etc, etc
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Nathan Jones on 09:31 - Sep 11 with 1400 viewsfrancisbowles

Nathan Jones on 09:12 - Sep 11 by StrawberryHillR

It's a nice idea, but surely we will just end up arguing over what 'clear daylight' is and we'll be back to checking whether a defender's fingernail on an outstretched hand is in line with any part of the forward's back leg, thus denying clear daylight, etc, etc


Well it used to be level was onside and left to the officials to make an instant decision.

It wasn't perfect and there were many errors but it was a hell of a lot better than being declared offside by a shoulder or toe, as well, as much quicker than a VAR decision.
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Nathan Jones on 12:39 - Sep 11 with 1237 viewsCamberleyR

QPR still living rent free in his head.

Poll: How many more points will we get this season?

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Nathan Jones on 12:53 - Sep 11 with 1206 viewsMatch82

Nathan Jones on 07:54 - Sep 10 by GaryBannister86

What an odious scroat this man is. Look mate, you've had a good start to the season and you've played 11 men behind the ball. At home. To QPR, not Real Madrid. Well done!

Their fans were not enjoying it, either.


But what everyone is talking about today is what an asshle Nathan Jones is rather than the performance. It's Mourinho 101, although it always felt deliberate and strategic by Mourinho whereas I think this is actually just who Nathan Jones is
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Nathan Jones on 12:57 - Sep 11 with 1202 viewsCLAREMAN1995

Nathan Jones on 08:29 - Sep 10 by Paddyhoops

As my dearly departed dad would say.
He’s got a face only a mother could love.


I will finish that joke for you Paddyhoops heard it all my life "when he was born the doctor took one look at him and slapped his mother "
Anybody have the reason Jones hates QPR he seems so angry on TV all the time .
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Nathan Jones on 13:11 - Sep 11 with 1179 viewsnick_hammersmith

Nathan Jones on 09:31 - Sep 11 by francisbowles

Well it used to be level was onside and left to the officials to make an instant decision.

It wasn't perfect and there were many errors but it was a hell of a lot better than being declared offside by a shoulder or toe, as well, as much quicker than a VAR decision.


Got Les Ferdinand about five goals a season as well
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Nathan Jones on 12:05 - Sep 12 with 844 viewsQPunkR

Nathan Jones on 09:12 - Sep 11 by StrawberryHillR

It's a nice idea, but surely we will just end up arguing over what 'clear daylight' is and we'll be back to checking whether a defender's fingernail on an outstretched hand is in line with any part of the forward's back leg, thus denying clear daylight, etc, etc


Exactly this

Shit but local

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Nathan Jones on 15:19 - Sep 12 with 715 viewsPaddyhoops

Nathan Jones on 12:57 - Sep 11 by CLAREMAN1995

I will finish that joke for you Paddyhoops heard it all my life "when he was born the doctor took one look at him and slapped his mother "
Anybody have the reason Jones hates QPR he seems so angry on TV all the time .


There’s another one . The best part of him rolled down …..
I couldn’t possibly put that one on here.
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