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Is it time ? 20:52 - Oct 12 with 2002 viewsWokingR

Julian Stephan
Julian stephan
He eats Escargot
He drinks Pernod
He hates f*cking Chelsea

Any better suggestions for French foods and drink that rhyme gladly accepted
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Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 with 1701 viewsDorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Is it time ? on 21:11 - Oct 12 with 1635 viewscolinallcars

Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 by Dorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...


He likes his fromage
And Les Garcons Du Plage.
Oh, er that's the Beach Boys in French.
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Is it time ? on 21:20 - Oct 12 with 1610 viewsTwoHalves

There’s a whole thread of potential Gallic food/drink-related chants from when he was first appointed. A more competent person than me could probably locate it if required.
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Is it time ? on 21:29 - Oct 12 with 1554 viewsMick_S

Whatever it may be, leave the Chelsea stuff out it it, please.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Is it time ? on 22:00 - Oct 12 with 1448 viewscolinallcars

Is it time ? on 20:55 - Oct 12 by Dorse

Baguette down his trousers
There's a baguette down his trousers...


Baguette Trousers

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Is it time ? on 22:18 - Oct 12 with 1397 viewsBoston

He’s now with Queens Park Rangers, makes him a Royal Male, rhymes with snail and the Holy Grail.

OK AI, take it away…

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Is it time ? on 22:49 - Oct 12 with 1305 viewsnumptydumpty

​To the tune of "Voulez-Vous" by ABBA


​Sté-phan!
A-ha!
Crossed the Channel, took the reins,
Got the Hoops in winning veins!
​Sté-phan!
A-ha!

Loftus Road is bouncing free,
Taking us to the Premier League!
​A-ha!
A-ha!

​

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Is it time ? on 22:49 - Oct 12 with 1303 viewsnumptydumpty

To the tune of "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"

​Oh, Julien Stéphan,
You are the pride of our life,
Oh, Julien Stéphan,
I’d let you kiss my own wife,
Oh, Julien Stéphan,
Believe in the Blue and White!

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Is it time ? on 22:56 - Oct 12 with 1286 viewsnumptydumpty

Anyhow, am glad Stephan is finally getting some respect and gratitude sent his way, as many of our fanbase have been strangely negative or very laissez faire about the guy.

He absolutely deserves credit. Unfortunately, if he keeps improving, he will be off to pastures new, higher up the daisy chain, soon enough. Hope he thinks this is the place I can really push on here and have a big impact.

He is giving off the vibes that he is very invested in all things Rangers.

Fatal error Julien !!!
[Post edited 12 Oct 23:04]

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
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Is it time ? on 23:15 - Oct 12 with 1250 viewsBlackCrowe




It's wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,
Stephan my baby

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Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 with 1221 viewskensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'

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Is it time ? on 23:44 - Oct 12 with 1155 viewsKensalT

Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 by kensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'


Bleuurrrgghh et blanc Army!

N'est ce pas?
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Is it time ? on 23:48 - Oct 12 with 1144 viewsBoston

Julian's been working for the drug squad...
[Post edited 12 Oct 23:48]

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Is it time ? on 23:54 - Oct 12 with 1109 viewsKensalT

How about some Plastic Bertrand - one for the kids, and yes I know he's Belgian!

Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi
Julien pour moi
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien pour moi


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Is it time ? on 08:46 - Oct 13 with 764 viewsTwoHalves

Is it time ? on 23:26 - Oct 12 by kensalriser

We could always resort to the traditional 'Julien Stephan's Bleuurrrgghh Army!'


Bad pint, Kensal?
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Is it time ? on 08:54 - Oct 13 with 749 viewsBig_Mac

Is it time ? on 21:29 - Oct 12 by Mick_S

Whatever it may be, leave the Chelsea stuff out it it, please.


The bit about Chelsea always bothered me just because of the order the words were in. Who is Chelsea and why doesn’t he like engaging in intercourse with her? Why do it? Always sounded off to me.
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Is it time ? on 09:47 - Oct 13 with 647 viewsCroydonCaptJack

He does deserve a song for sure.

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Is it time ? on 10:16 - Oct 13 with 603 viewsfrancisbowles

Is it time ? on 23:54 - Oct 12 by KensalT

How about some Plastic Bertrand - one for the kids, and yes I know he's Belgian!

Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi
Julien pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi
Julien pour moi
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien pour moi




This is the one. It may be an original as a football chant too.
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Is it time ? on 10:37 - Oct 13 with 564 viewsKensalT

Is it time ? on 10:16 - Oct 13 by francisbowles

This is the one. It may be an original as a football chant too.


Maybe tweak it to:

Julien's le top
Julien's le top
Julien's le top, top, top, top, top
Julien's le top
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien's le top
[Post edited 13 Oct 10:38]
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Is it time ? on 10:50 - Oct 13 with 516 viewsMrSheen

Is it time ? on 10:37 - Oct 13 by KensalT

Maybe tweak it to:

Julien's le top
Julien's le top
Julien's le top, top, top, top, top
Julien's le top
Ouh-ouh-ouh-ouh
Julien's le top
[Post edited 13 Oct 10:38]


Julien’s un Rrrrr
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Is it time ? on 10:51 - Oct 13 with 512 viewsWokingR

Is it time ? on 10:16 - Oct 13 by francisbowles

This is the one. It may be an original as a football chant too.


Bloody hell
What do you imagine 15000 fat middle aged blokes trying to sing Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Oo in a high pitched voice will sound like.
Play on the field will just stop and the players will piss themselves while the opposition just walk a goal in.
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Is it time ? on 11:01 - Oct 13 with 484 viewsKensalT

Is it time ? on 10:51 - Oct 13 by WokingR

Bloody hell
What do you imagine 15000 fat middle aged blokes trying to sing Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Oo in a high pitched voice will sound like.
Play on the field will just stop and the players will piss themselves while the opposition just walk a goal in.


It's art man

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Is it time ? on 11:03 - Oct 13 with 480 viewsKensalT

Is it time ? on 10:50 - Oct 13 by MrSheen

Julien’s un Rrrrr


That would work.

But keep "le top, top, top, top, top" in the middle
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Is it time ? on 11:10 - Oct 13 with 451 viewsMrSheen

Is it time ? on 10:51 - Oct 13 by WokingR

Bloody hell
What do you imagine 15000 fat middle aged blokes trying to sing Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Oo in a high pitched voice will sound like.
Play on the field will just stop and the players will piss themselves while the opposition just walk a goal in.


I think it would sound great, put a smile on everyone’s faces
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Is it time ? on 11:11 - Oct 13 with 451 viewsJevlar

Du pain, du vin, du Stephan
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