| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ 16:50 - Feb 1 with 4044 views | bollockchops |
and offered you a cruise with her 7 nights round the caribbean,,,,
Would ya ?
Could ya ? |  | | |  |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 16:58 - Feb 1 with 4013 views | RangersDave |
i'd have my ears blocked up,and my eyes glued shut, but i'd make an effort for her. lol |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 16:59 - Feb 1 with 4000 views | loftboy |
She’d take me on a cruise and I’d take her up the R’s !!! |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 with 3907 views | Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:28 - Feb 1 with 3838 views | HantsR |
I'd rather be towed naked through shark- infested waters with lamb chops strapped to my thighs. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 with 3807 views | loftboy |
Definitely had worse! | |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 with 3813 views | LongsufferingR |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 by Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |
No idea how he managed farming with all that make up and enormous clown shoes on. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:37 - Feb 1 with 3778 views | GaryBannisterswedge |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 by LongsufferingR |
No idea how he managed farming with all that make up and enormous clown shoes on. |
Looks like Alan Rickman in drag,
That and her orrible norvern shrill
Would have me rather licking piss off a nettle |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:11 - Feb 1 with 3683 views | ted_hendrix |
He looks like a 1952 Wartburg Knight. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:17 - Feb 1 with 3654 views | R_from_afar |
I like her 
Her agent informed me that the feeling is definitely *not* mutual  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:41 - Feb 1 with 3544 views | Stanisgod |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 by loftboy |
Definitely had worse! |
I'm in, but then I'm 65 â¤ï¸ |  |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:46 - Feb 1 with 3525 views | bollockchops |
she also said that if your having trouble in the bedroom department you can wear your QPR top,the one with the lamb madras all down the front,alla David Mellor style if it helps | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:49 - Feb 1 with 3510 views | Wren67 |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 by Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |
Father's got a farm you say?
Well has she got a couple of acres?
Anyway, who is Jane McDonald?
I've been locked down for a while. | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 19:36 - Feb 1 with 3345 views | johncharles |
Nah, my Mrs would wake me up in the middle of night brandishing a large pair of scissors 😱 |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 22:55 - Feb 1 with 3091 views | Benny_the_Ball |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:37 - Feb 1 by GaryBannisterswedge |
Looks like Alan Rickman in drag,
That and her orrible norvern shrill
Would have me rather licking piss off a nettle |
Now that you mention it, there is a touch of Rickman about her. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 00:03 - Feb 2 with 2994 views | A40Bosh |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 22:55 - Feb 1 by Benny_the_Ball |
Now that you mention it, there is a touch of Rickman about her. |
Has anyone under 50 contributed to this thread?
#niche! |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 00:21 - Feb 2 with 2955 views | Boston |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:49 - Feb 1 by Wren67 |
Father's got a farm you say?
Well has she got a couple of acres?
Anyway, who is Jane McDonald?
I've been locked down for a while. |
Y'know, I was wondering who the fck she was as well? | |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:33 - Feb 2 with 2809 views | distortR |
crack on lads, she's a woman and .......................
some respect please. | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:56 - Feb 2 with 2770 views | denhamhoop2 |
I would love to share a cabin with her as long as she didn't sing | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 09:19 - Feb 2 with 2664 views | PerthRs |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:56 - Feb 2 by denhamhoop2 |
I would love to share a cabin with her as long as she didn't sing |
Come on lads its worth a night in the cabin with her !!! as they say on board any port in a storm....... [Post edited 2 Feb 2021 9:21]
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:24 - Feb 2 with 2609 views | HantsR |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:33 - Feb 2 by distortR |
crack on lads, she's a woman and .......................
some respect please. |
Actually it was the thought of going on a cruise that filled me with dread, not so much being with her. She's actually got something I like in a woman - money!! | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:31 - Feb 2 with 2576 views | Lancashirehoop |
To paraphrase Milton Jones -It's a bit like a moth in charge of a ship when you see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, but............................. |  |
| Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:38 - Feb 2 with 2555 views | westberksr |
added to the 'women you fancy but probably shouldn't' thread...... 
it's a no from me, been on enough cruises that i don't need to tick that box with these particular conditions attached. |  | | |
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