| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ 16:50 - Feb 1 with 3262 views | bollockchops |
and offered you a cruise with her 7 nights round the caribbean,,,,
Would ya ?
Could ya ? |  | | |  |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 16:58 - Feb 1 with 3231 views | RangersDave |
i'd have my ears blocked up,and my eyes glued shut, but i'd make an effort for her. lol |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 16:59 - Feb 1 with 3218 views | loftboy |
She’d take me on a cruise and I’d take her up the R’s !!! |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 with 3125 views | Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:28 - Feb 1 with 3056 views | HantsR |
I'd rather be towed naked through shark- infested waters with lamb chops strapped to my thighs. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 with 3025 views | loftboy |
Definitely had worse! | |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 with 3031 views | LongsufferingR |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 by Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |
No idea how he managed farming with all that make up and enormous clown shoes on. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:37 - Feb 1 with 2996 views | GaryBannisterswedge |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 by LongsufferingR |
No idea how he managed farming with all that make up and enormous clown shoes on. |
Looks like Alan Rickman in drag,
That and her orrible norvern shrill
Would have me rather licking piss off a nettle |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:11 - Feb 1 with 2901 views | ted_hendrix |
He looks like a 1952 Wartburg Knight. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:17 - Feb 1 with 2872 views | R_from_afar |
I like her 
Her agent informed me that the feeling is definitely *not* mutual  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:41 - Feb 1 with 2762 views | Stanisgod |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:31 - Feb 1 by loftboy |
Definitely had worse! |
I'm in, but then I'm 65 â¤ï¸ |  |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:46 - Feb 1 with 2743 views | bollockchops |
she also said that if your having trouble in the bedroom department you can wear your QPR top,the one with the lamb madras all down the front,alla David Mellor style if it helps | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:49 - Feb 1 with 2728 views | Wren67 |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:16 - Feb 1 by Dorse |
Didn't her old man have a farm? |
Father's got a farm you say?
Well has she got a couple of acres?
Anyway, who is Jane McDonald?
I've been locked down for a while. | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 19:36 - Feb 1 with 2563 views | johncharles |
Nah, my Mrs would wake me up in the middle of night brandishing a large pair of scissors 😱 |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 22:55 - Feb 1 with 2309 views | Benny_the_Ball |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 17:37 - Feb 1 by GaryBannisterswedge |
Looks like Alan Rickman in drag,
That and her orrible norvern shrill
Would have me rather licking piss off a nettle |
Now that you mention it, there is a touch of Rickman about her. |  | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 00:03 - Feb 2 with 2212 views | A40Bosh |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 22:55 - Feb 1 by Benny_the_Ball |
Now that you mention it, there is a touch of Rickman about her. |
Has anyone under 50 contributed to this thread?
#niche! |  |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 00:21 - Feb 2 with 2173 views | Boston |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 18:49 - Feb 1 by Wren67 |
Father's got a farm you say?
Well has she got a couple of acres?
Anyway, who is Jane McDonald?
I've been locked down for a while. |
Y'know, I was wondering who the fck she was as well? | |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:33 - Feb 2 with 2027 views | distortR |
crack on lads, she's a woman and .......................
some respect please. | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:56 - Feb 2 with 1988 views | denhamhoop2 |
I would love to share a cabin with her as long as she didn't sing | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 09:19 - Feb 2 with 1882 views | PerthRs |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:56 - Feb 2 by denhamhoop2 |
I would love to share a cabin with her as long as she didn't sing |
Come on lads its worth a night in the cabin with her !!! as they say on board any port in a storm....... [Post edited 2 Feb 2021 9:21]
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:24 - Feb 2 with 1827 views | HantsR |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 07:33 - Feb 2 by distortR |
crack on lads, she's a woman and .......................
some respect please. |
Actually it was the thought of going on a cruise that filled me with dread, not so much being with her. She's actually got something I like in a woman - money!! | | | |
| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:31 - Feb 2 with 1794 views | Lancashirehoop |
To paraphrase Milton Jones -It's a bit like a moth in charge of a ship when you see a lighthouse. You know you shouldn't, but............................. |  |
| Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you. |
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| If Jane MacDonald rang you up........ on 10:38 - Feb 2 with 1773 views | westberksr |
added to the 'women you fancy but probably shouldn't' thread...... 
it's a no from me, been on enough cruises that i don't need to tick that box with these particular conditions attached. |  | | |
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