| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes 13:14 - Nov 15 with 6416 views | Antti_Heinola |
All over tw@tter that Carroll signing for Reading.
They're really excited, as well, to have him on board, which is amazing as I think the reaction here would be the opposite. Genuine sample:
'Slate his injury record all you like but if we give Andy Carroll the right service in the air, he could be lethal Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes #readingfc'
'Andy Carroll… promotion push is on.'
He's 'low risk' apparently
With João, Méïté, Hoilett, Azeez and Clarke all out injured, another striker coming in is great news. Andy Carroll will be a very low risk signing. If you need a goal with 20 mins left, what a player to be able to bring on. Adds a whole new dimension to the play. #readingfc
I can't actually think of more of a high risk than signing a player who is permanently injured. |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:17 - Nov 15 with 3782 views | Juzzie |
If any club signs any player who is injury free and does their job superbly and as expected then they will be a success.
This is the difference between fantasy & reality because the above does not apply to every single player but in the fan's rose-tinted eyes, it does. |  | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 with 3752 views | Northernr |
Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while. |  | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:26 - Nov 15 with 3743 views | TheChef |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 by Northernr |
Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while. |
Thought they were due an imminent points deduction? |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:29 - Nov 15 with 3724 views | kensalriser |
Scored five goals from 75 appearances in the last four seasons and hasn’t played this season. Tremendous signing. |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:32 - Nov 15 with 3692 views | Northernr |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:26 - Nov 15 by TheChef |
Thought they were due an imminent points deduction? |
Nine points coming off imminently. Though I feel like that's been the case for three years.
Fcking Bidwell couldn't just give them that final nudge a couple of years back could he. | | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:36 - Nov 15 with 3663 views | TheChef |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:32 - Nov 15 by Northernr |
Nine points coming off imminently. Though I feel like that's been the case for three years.
Fcking Bidwell couldn't just give them that final nudge a couple of years back could he. |
Took about 20 years for Derby to get punished. | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:40 - Nov 15 with 3652 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
They were talking about him on Undr The Cosh recently. He has a defect in his foot that means he’s susceptible to jumping related injuries.
Like Usain Bolt being to susceptible to running related injuries. |  | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:54 - Nov 15 with 3580 views | dmm |
Somehow it feels like Reading and Andy Carroll were made for each other. |  | | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:47 - Nov 15 with 3402 views | bosh67 |
There is no doubt that on his day Carroll is a tremendous striker. The problem is that day was about 4 years ago. |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 with 3362 views | Northernr |
Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in?  | | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 with 3357 views | TheChef |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 by Northernr |
Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in? |
Hattrick guaranteed. | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 15:18 - Nov 15 with 3250 views | Jeff |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 by TheChef |
Hattrick guaranteed. |
see:
Earnshaw, Robert
Cole, Andrew
Swift, John |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 15:19 - Nov 15 with 3245 views | colinallcars |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:29 - Nov 15 by kensalriser |
Scored five goals from 75 appearances in the last four seasons and hasn’t played this season. Tremendous signing. |
I'm having a few bob on them for promotion on hearing this news….. |  | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:37 - Nov 15 with 3064 views | LowerloftLad |
No one will be surprised to see a picture of Andy Carroll hobbling off injured in a few weeks time never to be seen again. |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:45 - Nov 15 with 3040 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:57 - Nov 15 by TheChef |
Hattrick guaranteed. |
Speaking of which, who got our last hat trick? Is it still Charlie v West Brom? Or am i misisng one? | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:47 - Nov 15 with 3028 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:45 - Nov 15 by Antti_Heinola |
Speaking of which, who got our last hat trick? Is it still Charlie v West Brom? Or am i misisng one? |
Wells v Cardiff I think. | | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 17:51 - Nov 15 with 2859 views | VancouverHoop |
Signed on a two-and-a-half month contract apparently(?!)
I guess if he's still upright by the end of January it may be extended. |  | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 18:07 - Nov 15 with 2816 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 16:47 - Nov 15 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Wells v Cardiff I think. |
of course. | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:29 - Nov 15 with 2647 views | CamberleyR |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 13:24 - Nov 15 by Northernr |
Reading have been teetering on the brink of being the next Derby for quite a while. |
Let's hope. And then they can go back to renewing their traditional rivalry with Aldershot. |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:48 - Nov 15 with 2578 views | kensalriser |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 14:56 - Nov 15 by Northernr |
Shall we make sure he's injured for the return fixture at Loftus Road first, before we go all in? |
Jan 29th. Enough time to get match fit? | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 with 2547 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 17:51 - Nov 15 by VancouverHoop |
Signed on a two-and-a-half month contract apparently(?!)
I guess if he's still upright by the end of January it may be extended. |
Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’? |  |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 with 2546 views | Paddyhoops |
How are they squaring this with FFP?? | | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:05 - Nov 15 with 2527 views | VancouverHoop |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 by PlanetHonneywood |
Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’? |
Heh! | | | |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:09 - Nov 15 with 2519 views | kensalriser |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 20:58 - Nov 15 by PlanetHonneywood |
Sorry but do you actually mean ‘two-and-half match contract’? |
What's the difference? | |
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| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:40 - Nov 15 with 2446 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Andy Carroll signing for the Fakes on 21:09 - Nov 15 by kensalriser |
What's the difference? |
A good few thousand quid I’d have thought. Assuming they wouldn’t be so stupid to do it any other way.
Then again, football…. [Post edited 15 Nov 2021 21:42]
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