| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! 16:59 - May 16 with 4874 views | DWQPR | North Battersea scum. £1.5billion squandered on over-priced and overpaid mercenaries and you’ve won nothing. Not even qualifying for the European Conference. Finances hopefully now in a real mess. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:08 - May 16 with 4801 views | Toast_R | 7 Wembley finals lost in a row. [Post edited 16 May 17:09]
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:10 - May 16 with 4778 views | dandaqpr | I think that great big WORLD CLUB CUP WINNERS badge was a big mistake 😀 I hope they still wear it next season 😂😂😂 |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:23 - May 16 with 4728 views | Dorse | Fck 'em. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 18:19 - May 16 with 4562 views | Rs_Holy | they will still spunk a huge amount of dosh in the summer after the world cup ... why do a lot of the the other clubs try and play by the rules??? |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 18:23 - May 16 with 4542 views | loftus77 | Yes - on a sad sad day north of the border, this was a bit (a crumb) of comfort. They lost - good. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 08:11 - May 17 with 4204 views | DWQPR | Heard a clip on Talksport yesterday morning involving that twàt Jason Cûnty. Quote “the UEFA Conference League wasn’t designed for clubs like North Battersea”. Well matey, it was. Designed for clubs that did not qualify for the champions league or the Europa League but were next in the pecking order, which you are right are clubs like yours, because you can’t even get to that level! Entitled twàt of a financially doped and fraudulent club. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 09:28 - May 17 with 4010 views | TwoHalves |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 08:11 - May 17 by DWQPR | Heard a clip on Talksport yesterday morning involving that twàt Jason Cûnty. Quote “the UEFA Conference League wasn’t designed for clubs like North Battersea”. Well matey, it was. Designed for clubs that did not qualify for the champions league or the Europa League but were next in the pecking order, which you are right are clubs like yours, because you can’t even get to that level! Entitled twàt of a financially doped and fraudulent club. |
That’s given me a flashback to the only trophy I’ve ever won, an egg cup-shaped thing mounted on a small plastic pedestal, presented to me in recognition of my achievement in a squash club tournament. The inscription read: ‘Best of the Rest. Runner Up’. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 09:51 - May 17 with 3962 views | Watford_Ranger |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 08:11 - May 17 by DWQPR | Heard a clip on Talksport yesterday morning involving that twàt Jason Cûnty. Quote “the UEFA Conference League wasn’t designed for clubs like North Battersea”. Well matey, it was. Designed for clubs that did not qualify for the champions league or the Europa League but were next in the pecking order, which you are right are clubs like yours, because you can’t even get to that level! Entitled twàt of a financially doped and fraudulent club. |
Actually agree. It should be something like teams outside the top five leagues plus maybe teams from those leagues who haven’t played in Europe for X years. Chelsea reserves winning it again is a bit meh for everyone. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 12:20 - May 17 with 3735 views | eastside_r |
Unfortunately that looks like an excellent appointment. Hopefully the situation there is so toxic that they will even f*ck that up. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 12:36 - May 17 with 3688 views | Watford_Ranger |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 12:20 - May 17 by eastside_r | Unfortunately that looks like an excellent appointment. Hopefully the situation there is so toxic that they will even f*ck that up. |
They will. They’ll have periods of relative success and failure but while Boehly is there they’ll bob along being better than the crap and not as good as the best teams. They don’t have an elite striker nor goalkeeper so unless Alonso or the clown show upstairs sort that out they’ll do little, thankfully. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:02 - May 17 with 3550 views | Dorse |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 12:20 - May 17 by eastside_r | Unfortunately that looks like an excellent appointment. Hopefully the situation there is so toxic that they will even f*ck that up. |
I hope they lose their first six games, have to pay Alonso off to the tune of £20m, go bankrupt, bulldoze the stadium and salt the earth so that nothing will ever grow there, ban the word 'Ch****a' from the English language and place any parent that has ever bought a club shirt for their children on the Sex Offenders Register. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:05 - May 17 with 3545 views | soops | I mostly agree with Dorse, but I’m not quite as liberal as that. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:17 - May 17 with 3523 views | themodfather | another huge contract to a new manager hopefully he wants 500m to spend on players on long expensive contracts and is sacked after 12 hours into new season! drain the buggers. bubbles burst and theirs is inflated to maximum capacity |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:18 - May 17 with 3520 views | Dorse |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:05 - May 17 by soops | I mostly agree with Dorse, but I’m not quite as liberal as that. |
That needs to be your new signature |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 15:11 - May 17 with 3457 views | dutch |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:02 - May 17 by Dorse | I hope they lose their first six games, have to pay Alonso off to the tune of £20m, go bankrupt, bulldoze the stadium and salt the earth so that nothing will ever grow there, ban the word 'Ch****a' from the English language and place any parent that has ever bought a club shirt for their children on the Sex Offenders Register. |
Hear Hear. Or is it Here Here? Either way I'm with you Dorse. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 15:20 - May 17 with 3442 views | Mick_S | Here hear; I’m with you Dorse. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 15:35 - May 17 with 3422 views | Boston |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 09:28 - May 17 by TwoHalves | That’s given me a flashback to the only trophy I’ve ever won, an egg cup-shaped thing mounted on a small plastic pedestal, presented to me in recognition of my achievement in a squash club tournament. The inscription read: ‘Best of the Rest. Runner Up’. |
I won the yoyo competition at the Vanden Plas Christmas party was I was seven or eight. Can't recall what the prize was, but there is a picture of me in all my glory somewhere in the house. |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 16:17 - May 17 with 3355 views | BrianMcCarthy | What's the maximum number of English teams that can qualify for Europe? Or, to put it another way, how low do Chelsea have to qualify to miss out? |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 16:38 - May 17 with 3294 views | stowmarketrange |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 16:17 - May 17 by BrianMcCarthy | What's the maximum number of English teams that can qualify for Europe? Or, to put it another way, how low do Chelsea have to qualify to miss out? |
I think 8th goes into the conference league.Bit of a shame to see Brentford losing at home to let the sw6 filth overtake them if they beat spurs on Tuesday. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:06 - May 17 with 3234 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 16:38 - May 17 by stowmarketrange | I think 8th goes into the conference league.Bit of a shame to see Brentford losing at home to let the sw6 filth overtake them if they beat spurs on Tuesday. |
Ok, thanks. That's a shame. Still, a good weekend overall on the Chelsea front! |  |
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| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:23 - May 17 with 3190 views | kernowhoop |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 15:11 - May 17 by dutch | Hear Hear. Or is it Here Here? Either way I'm with you Dorse. |
I thought that you might have wished something REALLY bad for them. |  | |  |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 17:44 - May 17 with 3148 views | Ned_Kennedys |
| LOOOOOSSSEEEEERRRRSSSS! on 14:17 - May 17 by themodfather | another huge contract to a new manager hopefully he wants 500m to spend on players on long expensive contracts and is sacked after 12 hours into new season! drain the buggers. bubbles burst and theirs is inflated to maximum capacity |
He’s an elite manager so of course he will want to spend a lot of money on ready made experienced players which goes against their ethos. And even if they do agree to spend ££££££££££££s they will have to offload hundreds of sh1t players with 8 years remaining on their contracts first to avoid failing FFP. Hope the whole thing ends in a lot of tears for them. |  | |  |
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