| crown jewles 17:43 - Dec 6 with 8856 views | digswellhoop |
all involved hang them it's treason |  | | |  |
| crown jewles on 18:37 - Dec 6 with 6555 views | Paddyhoops |
Still must’nt crumble ! | | | |
| crown jewles on 18:41 - Dec 6 with 6504 views | ted_hendrix |
Hang the effing RF will be fine by me. |  |
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| crown jewles on 18:45 - Dec 6 with 6478 views | Konk |
I think it would be a bit of an over reaction to reintroduce the death penalty to deal with protesters wiping pudding on a glass box. |  |
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| crown jewles on 18:51 - Dec 6 with 6408 views | kensalriser |
Not treasonous, the most British thing imaginable - protesting with apple crumble.
You've got a bit of a hard on for killing people, digs. Are you a terrorist? |  |
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| crown jewles on 18:56 - Dec 6 with 6387 views | Lanhoop |
Agreed. Wasting apple crumble and custard is a serious crime. Wasting it on some baubles that entitled family think they deserve is even worse. | | | |
| crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 with 6307 views | TwoHalves |
Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end. | | | |
| crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 with 6202 views | MrSheen |
Bring back custard-pie stocks. |  | | |
| crown jewles on 19:25 - Dec 6 with 6181 views | TwoHalves |
| crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 by MrSheen |
Bring back custard-pie stocks. |
And the Phantom Flan Flinger! | | | |
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| crown jewles on 19:34 - Dec 6 with 6134 views | francisbowles |
This is great, so funny. It's the topping on a very good day. | | | |
| crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 with 6000 views | Paddyhoops |
They’re probably being taken into custardy by now. | | | |
| crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 with 5947 views | johann28 |
That would be just desserts |  | | |
| crown jewles on 20:18 - Dec 6 with 5939 views | TwoHalves |
| crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops |
They’re probably being taken into custardy by now. |
Yes, they made a right old Eton mess of it. | | | |
| crown jewles on 20:23 - Dec 6 with 5902 views | TwoHalves |
| crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 by johann28 |
That would be just desserts |
Well they were probably looking for a bit of afters. [Post edited 6 Dec 2025 21:00]
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| crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 with 5883 views | colinallcars |
| crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops |
They’re probably being taken into custardy by now. |
Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station. |  | | |
| crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 with 5833 views | TwoHalves |
| crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 by colinallcars |
Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station. |
Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier? | | | |
| crown jewles on 22:03 - Dec 6 with 5639 views | Boston |
Get where you're coming from Diggsy, what's more traditional than an execution at the Tower, | |
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| crown jewles on 22:09 - Dec 6 with 5577 views | stainrods_elbow |
I must admit, I S CREAMed with joy at their daring. |  |
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| crown jewles on 23:45 - Dec 6 with 5433 views | connell10 |
Let them eat cake. |  |
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| crown jewles on 00:10 - Dec 7 with 5362 views | Benny_the_Ball |
| crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves |
Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end. |
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| crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 with 5337 views | Match82 |
Narrators voice: it was indeed, exactly what it looked like |  | | |
| crown jewles on 01:48 - Dec 7 with 5236 views | numptydumpty |
I can cope with the fact they were wasting apple crumble and custard, but thank God it wasn't rhubarb crumble !!!
That would be a crime worthy of death row !!! |  |
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| crown jewles on 04:28 - Dec 7 with 5154 views | TwoHalves |
| crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 by Match82 |
Narrators voice: it was indeed, exactly what it looked like |
Enough of these cheap innuendos. I think it’s time we moved on to Spotted Dick. | | | |
| crown jewles on 04:58 - Dec 7 with 5126 views | TwoHalves |
In many respects it’s a pity that the Tower of London isn’t situated in the middle of land covered with dense forest and tangled vegetation. Yesterday’s events could then have been referred to as … ‘The Crumble In The Jungle’.
I’m here all week. | | | |
| crown jewles on 06:47 - Dec 7 with 5015 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves |
Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier? |
He actually inquired about the 'Corner Jokes' thread. I'm going to suggest if he were asking now, his thread would be titled, the 'Muller Corner Jokes.' |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 07:01 - Dec 7 with 4992 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves |
Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier? |
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