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‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column 08:42 - Nov 13 with 1774 views

As another international break drifts by Dorse returns to assess our progress so far and finds a familiar foe holding the team back from ever greater heights.

https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/

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terryb

Thanks Dorse.

Your International Break columns are always eagerly awaited & keeps us going until the next match preview (only another week to go).

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BrianMcCarthy

Excellent.

Had to google 'snu-snu'.
I'm getting old...

	"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll:	Player of the Year (so far)

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TwoHalves

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 11:02 - Nov 13 by BrianMcCarthy
Excellent. Had to google 'snu-snu'. I'm getting old...

I had to google ‘google’.

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Hugey

Brilliant. LOL'd at the Pierce Charles as an instruction gag!

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colinallcars

Great stuff, Dorse.

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jack10qpr

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 11:59 - Nov 13 by TwoHalves
I had to google ‘google’.

Careful, you could break the internet with that reckless behavior

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TwoHalves

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Careful, you could break the internet with that reckless behavior

I think I just did …

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/liv

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Match82

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 12:09 - Nov 13 by Hugey
Brilliant. LOL'd at the Pierce Charles as an instruction gag!

Ditto. In memory of that and the long and winding international break. Other players with names that double as instructions?

Mark Lazarus?
Rob Green (Grocers)?

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TwoHalves

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 15:13 - Nov 13 by Match82
Ditto. In memory of that and the long and winding international break. Other players with names that double as instructions? Mark Lazarus? Rob Green (Grocers)?

Roger Hunt.

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dmm

Lovely stuff Dorse, you crazy prose Picasso you.

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Dorse

Thanks everyone. The Casualty riff is popular in my house: my daughter is addicted to shows like that and I often ruin them for her by offering a running commentary that is eerily similar to MST3K or those old guys on the Muppets.

She is saving up to leave home.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Mick_S

Lovely, Dorse.

Are you the ambulance? One of the finest and funniest stories we’ve ever had on this board.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Superhoops2808

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 18:43 - Nov 13 by Dorse
Thanks everyone. The Casualty riff is popular in my house: my daughter is addicted to shows like that and I often ruin them for her by offering a running commentary that is eerily similar to MST3K or those old guys on the Muppets. She is saving up to leave home.

Mrs Superhoops is of the same ilk and loves both Casualty and the former Holby City

Every time I see her watching it, I come up with the most extreme suggestions of plots that they wont have covered

Aliens land in Holby
The ISS crashes into the hospital
Charlie turns up to model in London Fashion Week (Ok that is too extreme)

However, this 'How about someone training all week and then trying to play 90 minutes for QPR' I have not put forward yet... So thanks for the suggestion

EDIT: Sorry, really loved the article thank you

[Post edited 13 Nov 19:39]

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Dorse

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 19:21 - Nov 13 by Mick_S
Lovely, Dorse. Are you the ambulance? One of the finest and funniest stories we’ve ever had on this board.

That particular story still makes me laugh even now.

Just picturing the fella rolling around, completely ruined by chicken wings. Delicious.

Edit: I think that thread was a victim of the Great Server Purge, a couple of years back.

[Post edited 13 Nov 20:03]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Mick_S

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 20:02 - Nov 13 by Dorse
That particular story still makes me laugh even now. Just picturing the fella rolling around, completely ruined by chicken wings. Delicious. Edit: I think that thread was a victim of the Great Server Purge, a couple of years back. [Post edited 13 Nov 20:03]

Find it, find it, find it.

Someone.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Boston

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I had to google ‘google’.

When I was a kid, we used to watch the google box.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Boston

‘Are… are you the ambulance…?’ – Column on 18:43 - Nov 13 by Dorse
Thanks everyone. The Casualty riff is popular in my house: my daughter is addicted to shows like that and I often ruin them for her by offering a running commentary that is eerily similar to MST3K or those old guys on the Muppets. She is saving up to leave home.

She has just celebrated her fourth birthday.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

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