| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 733634 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 21:27 - Jul 13 with 3273 views | Bluce_Ree |
| Random irritations.. on 20:40 - Jul 13 by Mick_S |
I’d like to add people that have bonfires on a hot, sunny day. Have you got a brain? |
Yes. Ultimate cocksuckers. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:25 - Jul 13 with 3136 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 19:10 - Jul 13 by Bluce_Ree |
If we all picked a sunny day where we hunt down every c*nt using an angle grinder/power saw for DIY (I'll let contractors/builders live - they've got a job to do) and brutally decapitated them with the tool they are using, could the UK police force ever realistically arrest us all?
Whatever fking bullshit task you think you've got to do can wait for a day where I don't have to sit in the shade outside to merely live. |
Ha! Literally posted pretty much the same on another forum last week, except my ire was directed at all power tools - drillers, sanders, stone cutters, hedge trimmers, lawn mowers, pressure washers - and especially the w*nkers who have a decibel busting man in a white van round on a Saturday morning when there are five weekdays to choose from. Guess what happened at 8:55am on Saturday? Yep, man in a white van wreaking noise armageddon two doors up. Animal.
The leaf blower is the absolute worst, though. What is the point of that? It moves piles of leaves around but mostly wakes up the dead in the local cemetery. It doesn't save any labour as far as I can see. Use a f*cking broom you moron. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 00:46 - Jul 14 with 3068 views | PunteR |
| Random irritations.. on 23:25 - Jul 13 by kensalriser |
Ha! Literally posted pretty much the same on another forum last week, except my ire was directed at all power tools - drillers, sanders, stone cutters, hedge trimmers, lawn mowers, pressure washers - and especially the w*nkers who have a decibel busting man in a white van round on a Saturday morning when there are five weekdays to choose from. Guess what happened at 8:55am on Saturday? Yep, man in a white van wreaking noise armageddon two doors up. Animal.
The leaf blower is the absolute worst, though. What is the point of that? It moves piles of leaves around but mostly wakes up the dead in the local cemetery. It doesn't save any labour as far as I can see. Use a f*cking broom you moron. |
Sorry bout that. Double bubble though. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 01:24 - Jul 14 with 3028 views | rbee |
Gabriel Clarke
Being told by Jobi McAnuff to listen |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:52 - Jul 14 with 2905 views | Rsole |
| Random irritations.. on 21:27 - Jul 13 by Bluce_Ree |
Yes. Ultimate cocksuckers. |
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| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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| Random irritations.. on 10:04 - Jul 14 with 2820 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Random irritations.. on 20:40 - Jul 13 by Mick_S |
I’d like to add people that have bonfires on a hot, sunny day. Have you got a brain? |
One step further: people who throw their still lit cigarette butts out of car windows into what is effectively, kindling.
Last week, a major forest fire near me was started by two blokes doing this. Thing is....they were 'forestry workers' employed to prevent forest fires!! |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:06 - Jul 14 with 2812 views | MrSheen |
A bit late now, but trying to start chants at Wimbledon. Sit down and shut up, Hugo. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:21 - Jul 14 with 2786 views | stevec |
| Random irritations.. on 10:06 - Jul 14 by MrSheen |
A bit late now, but trying to start chants at Wimbledon. Sit down and shut up, Hugo. |
That Lets go (..) chant is more cringey than footballs (.. ) again chant.
Though not by much. |  | | |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:29 - Jul 14 with 2632 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 00:46 - Jul 14 by PunteR |
Sorry bout that. Double bubble though. |
Nothing personal, but please take your leaf blower, shove it up your ars, and turn it on. No offence intended. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:48 - Jul 15 with 2496 views | Bluce_Ree |
To be honest, nearly all of the things I hate are caused by people just not keeping themselves to themselves.
Be it noise (DIY, car music, phones on public transport, shouting, talking in cinemas), visually (flags, stupid fking t-shirts) or on the internet. Like, essentially if everyone would f**k off, everything would be great. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:21 - Jul 15 with 2464 views | TheChef |
| Random irritations.. on 08:48 - Jul 15 by Bluce_Ree |
To be honest, nearly all of the things I hate are caused by people just not keeping themselves to themselves.
Be it noise (DIY, car music, phones on public transport, shouting, talking in cinemas), visually (flags, stupid fking t-shirts) or on the internet. Like, essentially if everyone would f**k off, everything would be great. |
L'enfer, c'est les autres. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:07 - Jul 15 with 2369 views | kensalriser |
| Random irritations.. on 08:48 - Jul 15 by Bluce_Ree |
To be honest, nearly all of the things I hate are caused by people just not keeping themselves to themselves.
Be it noise (DIY, car music, phones on public transport, shouting, talking in cinemas), visually (flags, stupid fking t-shirts) or on the internet. Like, essentially if everyone would f**k off, everything would be great. |
The woman on the bus (it's nearly always a woman) chatting nonsense on her phone the entire journey. You get on, there she is, chatting nonsense. You get off 30 minutes later, she's still there, chatting nonsense.
Trains, usually it's a bloke. You know, the one who wants the whole carriage to know he's a big shot on a Really Important work call on which bellowing is imperative. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:41 - Jul 15 with 2306 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
Just noticed that when giving a time the character will '4 am in the morning'. As opposed to what? 4am in the afternoon?
Everyone can tell the fckin time!
Tend to be in Netflix shows,usually American. Because they're stupid. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:59 - Jul 15 with 2282 views | PunteR |
| Random irritations.. on 23:29 - Jul 14 by kensalriser |
Nothing personal, but please take your leaf blower, shove it up your ars, and turn it on. No offence intended. |
Leaf blower? How dare you... | |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:14 - Jul 15 with 2185 views | hubble |
| Random irritations.. on 08:46 - Jun 19 by TwoHalves |
I find it irritating that ‘irritations’ is spelt with a lower case ‘i’ in the original post. I think it should be a capital ‘I’. I’m just saying what everyone secretly thinks. |
That's irritainment. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:20 - Jul 17 with 1979 views | BrianMcCarthy |
The Irish postal service.
42 emails for each 'item'.
"We have your item"
"We are processing your item"
"We will be delivering your item tomorrow"
It's not an 'item'.
It's the post.
I still have a letterbox.
It's still in the door.
Will we stick with the plan that we've used four million times before?
Ya?
Let's call it the "I won't move the letterbox, and you put the post through it and stop emailing me" plan. [Post edited 17 Jul 9:26]
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| Random irritations.. on 14:50 - Jul 17 with 1850 views | robith |
Drivers absolutely gunning it into red lights. Makes crossing the road terrifying but also seems to serve no discernible point? Congrats, you had to stop 2 seconds earlier |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 15:04 - Jul 17 with 1824 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Random irritations.. on 14:50 - Jul 17 by robith |
Drivers absolutely gunning it into red lights. Makes crossing the road terrifying but also seems to serve no discernible point? Congrats, you had to stop 2 seconds earlier |
Are you getting the 'my other car's an artic' brigade over in England.
Big thing here now is car drivers swinging their car way out right, sometimes even crossing the centre-line, before taking a simple left turn.
Very, very odd. Your car's ten foot long, kid. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 15:14 - Jul 17 with 1812 views | TheChef |
The England Men's National Football Team. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:55 - Jul 17 with 1752 views | Rsole |
| Random irritations.. on 09:20 - Jul 17 by BrianMcCarthy |
The Irish postal service.
42 emails for each 'item'.
"We have your item"
"We are processing your item"
"We will be delivering your item tomorrow"
It's not an 'item'.
It's the post.
I still have a letterbox.
It's still in the door.
Will we stick with the plan that we've used four million times before?
Ya?
Let's call it the "I won't move the letterbox, and you put the post through it and stop emailing me" plan. [Post edited 17 Jul 9:26]
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You can be the post-man or the post-box in a relationship…..but you can’t be both. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:41 - Jul 17 with 1702 views | Bluce_Ree |
Drove 18 miles today. Most on the M6 and then M53.
There were THREE COLLISIONS on the way. The f**k is wrong with these people. You've got to be some kind of c*nt to crash on a motorway. It's a straight road.
Also, people yelling generally. Like not on the motorway but just out in the world. Like stop shouting. It makes you look like a tw@t. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:27 - Jul 17 with 1669 views | Galileo |
The general demise of driving standards, but this infuriates me…approaching a roundabout on a dual carriageway, unless signs suggest otherwise the left lane is for turning left or driving straight on, right hand lane for turning right or turning around said roundabout NOT a fast lane for driving straight on. The amount of times the right hand lane is full of muppets going straight on without realising if they followed the highway code and joined the left lane,traffic would flow faster and we’d all get to where we want to quicker. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 02:58 - Jul 18 with 1578 views | CateLeBonR |
Why is it called Turnham Green Station when it’s not very close to Turnham Green? Chiswick Park station is closer although there isn’t a Chiswick Park and it’s next to Acton Green. There is a Chiswick Common but that’s next to Turnham Green Station. There’s also a Chiswick Business Park but that’s near Gunnersbury Station, which isn’t that close to Gunnersbury Park and is miles away from the school! [Post edited 18 Jul 12:03]
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| Random irritations.. on 04:21 - Jul 18 with 1499 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Random irritations.. on 21:27 - Jul 17 by Galileo |
The general demise of driving standards, but this infuriates me…approaching a roundabout on a dual carriageway, unless signs suggest otherwise the left lane is for turning left or driving straight on, right hand lane for turning right or turning around said roundabout NOT a fast lane for driving straight on. The amount of times the right hand lane is full of muppets going straight on without realising if they followed the highway code and joined the left lane,traffic would flow faster and we’d all get to where we want to quicker. |
Damn near woke Mrs PH up to say, 'See, it's not just me!'
Could I just add, and I appreciate this might make your head explode: drivers not indicating when approaching, while going around a roundabout, and all surpassed by the cnt of cnts: drivers who don't indicate when coming off the roundabout!
In fact, there's a special place in hell for cnts who don't indicate! | |
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| Random irritations.. on 18:03 - Jul 19 with 1216 views | Bluce_Ree |
I'll tell you what can get to absolute f**k: that Pepsi advert.
The one with David Beckham (you not got enough money yet, you shill c**t?). It's just so shit and nonsensical. | |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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