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Septic Tank buys Chelscum 10:59 - May 7 with 5313 viewsQPRSteve

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61360374

I suppose it's apt considering the sewage farm the is Scumford Bridge.

Bugger me though, £4.5 billion? What do the say about a fool and his money?

Must be like that Yank that brought the wrong bridge all those years ago. I bet he thought he was buying the R's for that kind of money
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 11:05 - May 7 with 4156 viewsdmm

Septic tank buys septic tank, Shirley?
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 11:10 - May 7 with 4143 viewsLazyFan

Buyers have committed to own the club for 10 years.

So, it seems this is an investment for resale. Looks like a Private Equity style, which means asset stripping.

This could get ugly for them and popcorn for us.

zzzzzzzzzz

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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 11:36 - May 7 with 4073 viewsstevec

And if RA doesn’t want his £1.5 bill loan repaid, what are Chelsea intending to do with the spare £1.5 bill, give it to Ukrainian refugee aid might be a nice idea.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 13:21 - May 7 with 3947 viewsBklynRanger

I liked the Dodgers too, until now.

Maybe he'll franchise them and move them to North Dakota.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 13:35 - May 7 with 3920 viewsMalintabuk

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 13:21 - May 7 by BklynRanger

I liked the Dodgers too, until now.

Maybe he'll franchise them and move them to North Dakota.


Hardly fair on North Dakota......
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 13:36 - May 7 with 3919 viewsthemodfather

another dodgy owner!!! oh no, it's dodgers....
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 14:02 - May 7 with 3878 viewsDamo1962

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 11:36 - May 7 by stevec

And if RA doesn’t want his £1.5 bill loan repaid, what are Chelsea intending to do with the spare £1.5 bill, give it to Ukrainian refugee aid might be a nice idea.


Give it to us please 😛
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 19:13 - May 7 with 3699 viewsPaddyhoops

That's the end of the trophies.
For Chelscum read Arsenal and Tottenham.
Not particularly interested in winning. Just making money.
American owners dont do vanity projects!
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 21:04 - May 7 with 3617 viewsslmrstid

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 19:13 - May 7 by Paddyhoops

That's the end of the trophies.
For Chelscum read Arsenal and Tottenham.
Not particularly interested in winning. Just making money.
American owners dont do vanity projects!


I dunno, the bunch at Liverpool haven't done too badly in the end...
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 21:39 - May 7 with 3580 viewseastside_r

From LA Dodgers to soap dodgers.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 22:20 - May 7 with 3530 viewsdistortR

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 21:39 - May 7 by eastside_r

From LA Dodgers to soap dodgers.


From LA Dodgers to old codgers

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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 22:24 - May 7 with 3510 viewsDannyPaddox

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 11:05 - May 7 by dmm

Septic tank buys septic tank, Shirley?


We may scoff but this is big news …

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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 23:00 - May 7 with 3462 viewsMrSheen

Hello, hello, we are the Boehly boys
Hello, hello, we are the Boehly boys
We’re up to our necks in mezzanine debt
With any luck we’ll die
We are the Boehly Boehly boys
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 01:17 - May 10 with 3216 viewsCLAREMAN1995

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 23:00 - May 7 by MrSheen

Hello, hello, we are the Boehly boys
Hello, hello, we are the Boehly boys
We’re up to our necks in mezzanine debt
With any luck we’ll die
We are the Boehly Boehly boys


Very interesting story online today it looks like Alonso has played his last game for Chelsea.
He lost the ball against Wolves started to jog back when TT screamed at him to sprint and recover it.
Apparently Alonso swore at him in Spanish and it got ugly in the dressing room at half time and he was subbed off .
They will have nobody to play at the back at Wembley it looks like so bet on Liverpool to wipe them out early .
All this took place in front of the new owner who has $5 Billion to invest
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 08:35 - May 10 with 3058 viewsMrSheen

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 01:17 - May 10 by CLAREMAN1995

Very interesting story online today it looks like Alonso has played his last game for Chelsea.
He lost the ball against Wolves started to jog back when TT screamed at him to sprint and recover it.
Apparently Alonso swore at him in Spanish and it got ugly in the dressing room at half time and he was subbed off .
They will have nobody to play at the back at Wembley it looks like so bet on Liverpool to wipe them out early .
All this took place in front of the new owner who has $5 Billion to invest


I hate to say it, but Ch*ls** without Alonso...marginally less loathsome?
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 09:36 - May 10 with 3024 viewsfrancisbowles

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 08:35 - May 10 by MrSheen

I hate to say it, but Ch*ls** without Alonso...marginally less loathsome?


No
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 13:41 - May 10 with 2906 viewsTGRRRSSS

Another one towards the European super league?

It's interesting to note Scum and Citeh were the last to sign up to that thing.

Deffo headed up by the Yanks at Liverpool and Manure in England (along with others)
[Post edited 10 May 2022 13:41]
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 14:03 - May 10 with 2887 viewsDWQPR

Big problem for them will be the redevelopment of the Bridge. Putin's mate all but gave up on the project partly because of the CPO, secondly because of the long drawn out planning rules in this country and thirdly due to the difficulties of getting access to the site. When they realise they are stuck with a 42,000 seater ground when Spuds and Arsenal have 60,000 grounds and Wham are about to extend to 67,000 and still could get to 80,000 eventually. And that's just in London. Liverpool are now extending to 61,000, Citeh will also look to extend to the same capacity and United are looking at renovating OT with further expansion. Then you have the Saudis in Newcastle who will no doubt look at ways into further expanding SJP, Everton moving to a 53,000 stadium and you can quickly see that North Battersea could be lucky to remain in the top eight unless the owners spend like the Russian Moneylaunderer did.

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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 16:09 - May 10 with 2815 viewsstowmarketrange

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 14:03 - May 10 by DWQPR

Big problem for them will be the redevelopment of the Bridge. Putin's mate all but gave up on the project partly because of the CPO, secondly because of the long drawn out planning rules in this country and thirdly due to the difficulties of getting access to the site. When they realise they are stuck with a 42,000 seater ground when Spuds and Arsenal have 60,000 grounds and Wham are about to extend to 67,000 and still could get to 80,000 eventually. And that's just in London. Liverpool are now extending to 61,000, Citeh will also look to extend to the same capacity and United are looking at renovating OT with further expansion. Then you have the Saudis in Newcastle who will no doubt look at ways into further expanding SJP, Everton moving to a 53,000 stadium and you can quickly see that North Battersea could be lucky to remain in the top eight unless the owners spend like the Russian Moneylaunderer did.


I don’t think Newcastle can expand St James’ any more than what it is now.The houses behind 1 stand are listed buildings,so the only way they can increase is at the gallowgate end,and they have the metro station in the way I believe.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 16:52 - May 16 with 2444 viewsQPRSteve

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467164

Deal could be in trouble. I have all my fingers and toes crossed!
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:09 - May 16 with 2404 viewsMrSheen

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 16:52 - May 16 by QPRSteve

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61467164

Deal could be in trouble. I have all my fingers and toes crossed!


You ghoul! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

The source added: "There are deadlines at the end of this month and the start of June, which would either see the club booted out of European competition or the Premier League entirely.

Be still, my beating heart.
[Post edited 16 May 2022 17:10]
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:18 - May 16 with 2346 viewsTGRRRSSS

He wasnt the only dog in the fight though odd really they were so keen on him to be honest.

You also has the Ratcliffe bid at the last minute, the Ineos guy, worth a fair few quid.

Then also the Candy brothers and Coe and whoever was behind that.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:18 - May 16 with 2345 viewsslmrstid

Deadlines schmeadlines, no matter what happens they'll be in the top flight and Europe next year, takeover or no takeover. It'll be like Derby all over again.
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:21 - May 16 with 2333 viewsMrSheen

Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:18 - May 16 by TGRRRSSS

He wasnt the only dog in the fight though odd really they were so keen on him to be honest.

You also has the Ratcliffe bid at the last minute, the Ineos guy, worth a fair few quid.

Then also the Candy brothers and Coe and whoever was behind that.


Yes, but it sounds like the problem is between RA and the government, not with him. (Though surely there isn't enough justice in the world for it to go down in flames.)
[Post edited 16 May 2022 17:23]
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Septic Tank buys Chelscum on 17:23 - May 16 with 2328 viewsJuzzie

However a senior Whitehall source revealed there was now "serious concern" that the oligarch was "willing to let Chelsea go under" over an alleged "refusal to agree to a sale structure that gives ministers confidence that proceeds would go to a good cause".


That is not a serious concern at all, and would punch a big hole in the reputation of the current owner who fans see as 'one of their own'.
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